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I think I went too much into details. Is there any way to reverse it?

2020.09.18 15:19 h2oxygen I think I went too much into details. Is there any way to reverse it?

I made an account on a dating app because I was H**ny.
So I did say on my profile “ hookups and 420”.
One guy matched me and did the same.
He asked me about my weekends and I said I was chilling out and he was like.. this is my gateaway weekend, bath tub must be nice. Some sort.
He asked me out the same day, and apparently he’s a foodie so he took me out to this burger place and we ate a lot. A lot.
Later the same day, he pointed it out again it was his off day, so he’s going to take a night at a hotel.
I did talk to him about it, I felt like an escort. He was like no no no, I meant to stay the night here coz family is at home bla bla bla.
Oh my, we stayed. It was a damn good view.. the bathtub facing the most amazing view, we watched live football even!!
The point is, we talked a lot. A lot. That I think I might’ve told him too much.
One thing about not being into relationship for now, he agreed the same but still looked like we clicked a lil bit too nicely. I kinda like this guy.
We met again two nights ago. Had desserts and he sent me back.
Maybe I said too much again.
What if I scared him off about not being into relationship ? What if he thought I was fucking people because of my profile? Or am I overthinking?
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2020.09.13 23:37 Digital332006 The Pirate Bay [Pirates III]

Much thanks to NoddingCrow and Redarcs for helping edit and review this.
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Dagoth Undevan stared at his console, double checking the coordinates his captain gave him. As navigator, it was his job to plot the route they would take, making sure the computer generated trajectory would cause no problems. As amazing as warp drives proved to be, bad calculations would mean instant death if you passed through a planet. As such, it often took many days of mapping out where celestial bodies would be before engaging the drive.
Most of the route seemed standard except for a section where it cut across into sector 69-420. Dagoth looked around to find his captain, observing him leaning over and talking with the communication officer instead of being in his command chair.
"Sir, can you confirm these coordinates for me? It says here that we cut across sector 69-420." Dagoth pointed over at the sector on his console.
"That's no mistake, we do. It saves us over 8 days of travel." The captain waved him off and returned to what he was doing. Grumbling, Dagoth reluctantly proceeded with the rest of the calculations.
More like there's no cargo inspection checkpoints over there.
Dagoth sighed, it appeared that this run was going to be a smuggling run. Not that the captain would ever admit it but the signs were there. Why else would they try and save time by going through pirate infested space?
Dagoth kept at his work, trying to give as much clearance possible between celestial bodies. He finished a few hours later and submitted it for review. No more than 15 minutes later, his captain authorized it and they began making warp preparations.
The warp drive activation proceeded smoothly, entering hyperspace without any problems. The first few hours were always the riskier ones. Dagoth stayed at his console for eight hours until his replacement, a junior navigator, came to replace him.
It would take nearly 3 days to reach the border of what was defined as pirate territory; and once there, another 4 days and a few hours to traverse back into empire space.
Time passed as it would on a spaceship travelling at twenty times the speed of light, the crew doing their duties and spending some time relaxing. The first leg of the journey was rather uneventful, only crossing paths with other ships twice, the computing maneuvers to avoid collision had gone well and quickly.
The empire was quite large, composed of three races that banded together many thousands years ago. Trade traffic was much higher out in the main hubs, not many wanting to increase the risks for slightly increased profits. Spacefaring remained a dangerous profession even with all the inventions that followed.
The pay tended to attract certain types however, the more carefree and dangerous ones. Dagoth was somewhat of an exception, getting into the trade to be able to retire early. He was still in his prime and saved up most of his wages to buy a nice home on a border world. Two more trips after this one and he'd have enough for a modest retirement with over 40 years to look forward to.
Dagoth began daydreaming about his nice little cottage, near a body of water and with plenty of space. His feathers shook in excitement, a shiver running down his spine. His daydream was cut short however when his face connected with his console in a rather abrupt sudden motion. Staggered from the impact, it took him a few seconds to check what was happening. From the feeling alone, he knew something happened to the drive.
“Give me a status update people! What happened?” Shouted the captain from the floor, having fallen out of his chair.
“Something knocked the warp drive out of sync!” Reported engineering through the ship wide comms.
“Sensors are picking up something.” The communications officer added. “Looks like a single ship. Pinging their transponder now..”
Dagoth didn’t bother waiting and he set the impulse thrusters to full, moving the ship away from the unknown one.
“Received their transponder reply, running it against the database now.” Continued the comms officer. “Looks like ‘Go fuc--’….oh. It’s pirates sir.” She finished, her voice shaking.
“Engineering! I need those drives online 10 minutes ago!” The captain was now seated back in his chair, looking over the displays that had zoomed in on the pirate vessel, seeing it gain on them quite rapidly.
“Everything’s a mess! We have to replace a few parts, we’re going to need like, ten hours!”
Ten hours was too much. In less than half of that, the pirate ship would be upon them. With hardly any weapons onboard, due to being a trading vessel, the odds were not in their favor. Dagoth checked the system, trying to find something to help them or buy time. An idea came to him as he looked over the planet.
“Captain, if we jettison the cargo when we pass near the planet here, the pirates will have to choose between pursuing us or getting the cargo in one piece. It would buy us enough time.”
“Out of the question. We’re as good as dead without that cargo.” The captain seemed quite serious, his expression being rather somber.
The first officer spoke up. “The escape pods then.”
Dagoth shuddered. There were enough for everyone on board but the prospect of a 10 year cryogenic sleep after a random single minute warp jump until someone found them was not appealing, if anyone would find them. Else it meant waking up and starving to death.
The captain looked at his first officer and sneered, pulling out his blaster and melting his head with a single shot. The deck fell awfully quiet, ranging from shocked faces to ones of disgust. No one said anything, most likely due to the captain still holding the weapon in his hand.
“We’re in this till the end. Drovth, go to the armory, get blasters for everyone. We’ll fight them off when they board us.” The captain returned to his seat and contemplated the displays while the junior officer went to fetch weapons.
Dagoth did the best he could with what he had but the pirates caught up nonetheless. An unnerving clatter of metal-on-metal, like pulling into a docking port too fast, made everyone aware, made everyone aware that the pirates were now hull to hull with them. Dagoth didn’t want to die here but he had little choice. The pirates of this sector were notorious for taking no prisoners. He swallowed hard and readied his blaster while crouching behind a panel on the main deck with the other crew members. They could all hear the footsteps of the pirates and what appeared to be machinery of some kind, likely cutting a hole through the hull.
The sounds all ceased suddenly and Dagoth felt a bit lighter. He realized it was not because the pirates stopped what they were doing but that his companions were also floating.
The captain opened a comms channel to engineering. “Damnit, did you turn off the gravity!?”
“No, of course not. We’re using all our resources on the engine right now, we don’t have time to check the gravity generator!”
The gravity quickly changed again, causing everyone to fall down, embracing the floor with all of their bodies. Dagoth banged his head rather nastily and could feel some blood seeping out. Mere moments later however, he was floating again, this time with much more force: he touched the ceiling and was slightly pushed up against it. Dreading what was to come, he reflexively put his hands around his head, dropping his weapon.
“Hold your weapons you fools!” shouted the captain before the floor came to greet them again, knocking the consciousness out of the majority of them, Dagoth included.
Dagoth came back to his senses an unknown amount of time later, rather happy at the fact that he was alive even if he had some of the worst soreness and back pain in his life. His hands were bound and he was placed in a prone position, with the rest of the crew surrounding him.
Guarding the only entrance was a relatively tall and slim creature wearing some armor. It seemed familiar somehow, the small patch of fur on the top of what seemed to be it’s head and the elongated limbs that it stood on and grabbed the weapon with. It reminded him of a creature he saw once, some years ago when he was but starting his career in space.
“Pirate scum,” uttered one of the crew members next to him, loud enough that the pirate could hear it.
“Hah, that’s funny coming from xeno scum like you! Why don’t I skip straight to the end with you then?” The pirate said as he began walking towards the crew member, the others parting before him as he wielded his gun.
Dagoth tried to think how he could prevent the death of the crew at the hands of the pirates when it suddenly hit him. The creature he had saved those years ago was a human, just like this pirate seemed to be. He tried recalling the specifics of the encounter, hoping some nugget of information would prevent their deaths. There was one thing, the ravings of a madman that didn’t seem to make much sense. The human had been alone on an outpost for nearly half a year and was in very rough shape. At the time, what it had told him had gone over Dagoth’s head as unimportant mumblings but he decided he wanted to try it now, since there was nothing to lose.
“I want to … par lhey?” He mumbled out, the pirate merely two meters away.
It froze in its tracks when it heard the xeno speak. “What did you say?”
Dagoth cleared his throat and tried again. “I want to parlay? Parlez? Parley?”
The human blinked rapidly and then cursed, spitting on the ground in front of the xenos. “Alright, I’ll go get the captain. You’re lucky.” He said the last part as he pointed to the one who had insulted him.
The pirate left the room to everyone’s surprise. “What did you do? What was that?” Every crew member was throwing questions his way and Dagoth tried calming them down.
“It’s something I overheard once, from a strange person. This makes us able to speak to the captain to try and negotiate something. I know a little more but I’m not sure it makes sense, won’t hurt to try it though. Does anyone know where our captain is?”
“They took him away when they rounded us all up. They’re probably torturing him or something. Knowing the captain, he likely secured the cargo.” Replied one of the crew members.
The pirate returned to the room where they were held and spoke up. “Hey, come with me. Yeah, you, the one who asked for a parlay. The captain is busy right now but he’ll see you.”
Another pirate awaited outside the doors to the room and escorted Dagoth to the cargo hold. Inside, a half a dozen pirates stood with their weapons drawn as one of them punched on a figure tied to a chair. When the pirate administering the torture moved, Dagoth saw that the captain was tied to the chair, battered and bloody. He and the captain did not often see eye to eye but it still sent a painful feeling to his heart seeing him like this.
“I need the codes, Captain, sooner or later my men will break the encryption.” The pirate who was only moments ago punching the captain spoke up.
“I’m dead either way.” Spat out the captain. “Hah, have you come to try and use my crew as hostages to get me to comply? It won’t work.” He said, looking at Dagoth.
“Strangely enough, no. As if that kind of tactic would work on a slimy slaver like you, who cares about nothing but himself. On the contrary, this crew member of yours has asked for parlay.”
“What’s this parlay?” The captain asked.
“It’s part of an ancient pirate code of honor, something you have none of, that obligates us to hear him out before we proceed. Not many know of it which is why I’m especially intrigued how he came aware of it. What’s your name?” The pirate leader towered over Dagoth, looking at him with eyes that could pierce steel.
“Dagoth.”
“Speak now, Dagoth, or forever hold your peace.”
Dagoth swallowed and repeated the phrase in his mind. It made no sense and he was sure it would get him killed but the first part had worked, what did he have to lose?
Dagoth spoke loud and clear. "I've always seeded generously, I'd like a trial by my peers."
Reflexively, the pirates all replied in perfect harmony. “Praise be the seeder, he who keeps his ratios above 1.0”
The pirate leader stepped towards Dagoth, who tried his best to stay still and upright. “I am most curious as to how you know our creed. Nonetheless, I must hold my end of the bargain. You may ask for anything that is within my power and I will comply if I can.”
Dagoth blinked in disbelief. Anything? It didn’t make sense, the pirates have them at such a disadvantage, why would they grant anything because of a mysterious passcode? Naturally, he’d ask for them to leave them alone and resume their route but he was also curious about a few things.
“Can I ask a few questions first?” Ventured Dagoth, hoping to gain some information before making a decision.
“Mhmm, I suppose I can do as much, yes,” replied the pirate leader.
Dagoth looked over to his captain. “Why are you torturing him?”
“He will not divulge the code to open this cargo container. It contains something we need. In fact, what it contains is the sole reason we attacked you.” The pirate leader seemed to be speaking honestly.
“What is inside then?” followed up Dagoth.
“Slaves. Human slaves. Captured from our world during the war and shipped out all over the galaxy.” The pirate leader clenched his fists as he spoke, looking over at the xeno captain with hate.
“Wait, you must be mistaken. We move some contraband sometimes, I turn a blindeye to it of course, drugs and stolen goods but not slaves.” Dagoth tried looking over at his captain for support.
“You naive fool,” spat out the captain. “Why did you think you were being paid so much?”
Dagoth’s stomach turned, he felt sick to his core. All this time, every instance that the captain smuggled something, it was slaves?
One of the pirates yelled out.” I’ve got it! Sending it and… it’s unlocked!”
The cargo container door hissed open, revealing a handful of humans crouched low on the floor, wearing little but rags and visibly malnourished. They shied away from the light until one of them recognized a human pirate and jumped into its arms, tears flowing from both of their faces.
“Most call us pirates but really, we’re more like rebels. The peace treaty our governments signed prevents them from seeking and aiding the millions of humans taken away as slaves during the war. We have to act outside the boundaries of the law to reunite families and free the oppressed. In order to keep up appearances, we raid traders every so often but this is our main goal.” The pirate leader crossed his arms, looking over at the xeno captain.
“Now you, for crimes against humanity and your refusal to assist, I sentence you to the plank. May whatever deity you have grant you their mercy because I won’t.”
The pirates began putting a space suit on the captain even as he tried resisting and then two of them grabbed each side of him, hauling him off to the pirate ship.
“What will happen to him?” asked Dagoth.
“He will walk the plank. A long stretch of metal plate that leads off into space from our airlock. He will then float in space until he either starves, suffocates or manages to end it himself.”
The pirate leader continued. “Now, have you made your decision? What favor would you like?”
Dagoth sighed, he’d been thinking a lot since coming to terms with the fact that he facilitated slave trading and it gnawed at the back of his mind. “I’d like to join your crew, I must make amends in order to have peace of mind for my part in this slave trading.”
“Hmmm, a response I did not expect but one I respect. Very well, Captain Dagoth, I hereby welcome you into our dysfunctional family.”
“What? I’m not a captain.” retorted Dagoth
“It’d be a waste to scrap this vessel don’t you think? I can see how your crew was oblivious to what was really happening, if they wish to join as well, make the offer. Else, I’m afraid it’s the plank. We take no prisoners, remember?” The pirate leader flashed a devious smile to Dagoth. If only he knew what he’d gotten himself into.
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2020.08.17 22:23 6iixpaths Shitboys — Story about two pot heads ep.2

EPISODE 2: The Violet
Created by: Murad Collins Written by: Murad Collins, Juwan Noel
—SCENE OPEN— LJ has removed the robot from the plants surrounding it. He crouches over it, trying to analyze its exterior.
LJ: Hmm, looks like you got knocked the fuck out.
• LJ positions the robot to face towards him and notices something written on its side. 
LJ: Hm, Cannabot 22. Wonder what that means.
• LJ tries to wipe away some dirt off the robot, but accidentally swipes its touch pad and reactivates it. 
Cannabot 22: Reboot activated. Initiating self-revitalization sequence—69.
• Cannabot 22 flashes its lights then makes a faint humming sound 
LJ: Whoa, wait a minute I don’t think I can do 69’s anymore. Last time I tried to 69 I felt 70, plus I don’t think i have what it takes be a sugar daddy—mainly the sugar.
• Cannabot 22 stops humming then hovers a few feet above ground in front of LJ. 
Cannabot 22: Revitalization complete. Reboot successful. Operating level 10%. Locating adequate fuel source.
• Cannabot 22 uses a Laser scan to search the area. 
Cannabot 22: Adequate fuel source located. Processing route to Ultra Violet Kush
LJ: Wait I’m sorry I think this humidity has incinerated my eardrums. Did you just say—Kush?
—SCENE CUT— TJ sits in his cell as the guard idly watches.
TJ: You know, this kind of reminds me of the time LJ and I were captured by Hitler’s clone.
• The guard loudly growls. 
TJ: You see that’s what I thought too, but it wasn’t like that. He actually had a very kind personality, and his universally patented “Jew-Stew” was—to die for.
• The guard maliciously growls again then walks over to TJ’s cell. It viciously glares at TJ for a moment, then ferociously roars. 
TJ: Agh dicks—are you Jewish?
• Just then TJ hears a loud hiss, followed by a set of footsteps coming from down the hall. The guard immediately ceases then walks backwards to his position. As the guards approach the cell, TJ realizes that they’re escorting someone in a hooded cloak. 
TJ: Huh?
• The two guards approach TJ’s cell and unlock the cage door. They aggressively toss the person inside, then closes the door. They walk backwards down the hall. TJ peeks over at the woman. 
TJ: Uh, are you ok?
Female Voice:
• The stranger sits up, removes her hood, then faces TJ 
Sitirus: I’m ok. I am Sitirus—of the Mauve Village. Who are you?
TJ: Uhh ok, I’m TJ of Earth—Galaxy 420
Sitirus: Ugh a human. Such disgusting creatures.
TJ: Oh you must have met LJ.
• Sitirus stands and stretches 
Sitirua: Listen up CJ
TJ: It’s actually—
Sitirus: It actually doesn’t matter
• She causally steps to the cage bars. 
Sitirus: In about 10 minutes this whole place is going to explode.
• Sitirus removes her cloak and exposes her 4 arms. She immediately summons 4 holographic small swords from her wristband, then slices through the vine caged bars. The guard instantly summons a holographic axe from its wristband while viciously roaring. 
Sitirus: The Violet must be seen!
TJ: What the dicks?
• She instantly charges at the guard as it furiously shrieks. She nears the guard as it quickly swings its axe. He narrowly misses just as she ducks down, then rises and instantly slits his throat with each blade. Two guards enter the hallway and notice Sitirus. They immediately draw their axes and rush directly at her. She side steps the guard at the same time it swings its axe, then stabs it in the neck. She brutally stabs it with two more swords, as blood gushes from the guards neck and onto her face. She quickly dips and narrowly evades the other guard as it swings at her head. She rises while spinning, and instantly decapitates it. 
Sitirus: Agggh!
• She turns and notices TJ cowering inside of the cell. She withdraws her swords, then nonchalantly walks over to him. 
Sitirus: So, I’m gonna lay eggs inside of these guys brains. You know how it is—for The Violet.
TJ: Uhh—yeah. I totally get it. I mean, it’s the violet so yeah. Obviously it has to be seen.
Sitirus: That’s great, now I don’t have to worry about killing you—for now. Instead I’ll use you as bait. Let’s go EJ, we don’t have much time.
• Sitirus strides off. 
TJ: Again, It’s T—
Sitirus: Now!
• TJ immediately jumps up and follows behind Sitirus. 
TJ: Agh dicks
—SCENE CUTS— LJ lazily follows behind Cannabot 22.
LJ: Can we slow down a little. I can feel the humidity slowly evaporating my lungs.
• Cannabot continues 
LJ: Hey!? I know you can hear me! Slow down!
• Cannabot 22 continues 
LJ: It’s so hard finding decent help these days. That’s what we get for not building a damn wall.
• Cannabot 22 suddenly halts then makes a faint humming sound. LJ manages to catch up. 
LJ: Finally.
• LJ leans on Cannabot. 
Cannabot 22: Server disconnected. Searching for signal.
LJ: Huh?
• LJ rest on Cannabot 22 as it idly hovers. 
Cannabot 22: Server Connection Found. CPU online. Locating Sufficient fuel source.
• Cannabot 22 scans the area using holographic scanners 
Cannabot 22: Sufficient fuel source located. Destination en route
LJ: Wait let’s just chill for a sec—
• LJ slips off of Cannabot 22 and falls on the ground, as it instantly jets off. 
LJ: Ugh!
• LJ quickly stands and brushes off the dirt 
LJ: Agh dicks. Wait up!
• LJ instantly chases after Cannabot 
LJ: Slow down!
• LJ continues chasing Cannabot through the jungle. 
LJ: Dicks! Where the hell is it even going?! Geez how long has it been since I’ve smoked. My body feels so weak. I don’t think I can keep up at this pace—or any pace honestly.
• LJ witnessed a vibrant purple glow just ahead. He eventually reaches Cannabot 22, then collapses right beside it. 
LJ: Dicks I think I’m gonna die.
• LJ looks up and notices a illuminating marijuana field. He instantly stands up. 
LJ: What the dicks!
• LJ looks around and notices Cannabot has disappeared 
LJ: Huh? Where’d it go?
• LJ shrugs his shoulders. 
LJ: Probably somewhere trying break all the galaxy’s track records—fucking useless.
• LJ squints his eyes as he walks up to the field 
LJ: Son of a dicks! I can feel my eyelashes searing.
• He finally reaches the field. He deeply inhales the air then cheerfully smiles. 
LJ: Mmmm. Smells like a freshly baked LJ. Hehe.
• LJ gleefully skips through the plants. 
—SCENE CUT— TJ cautiously strolls down the hallway as Sitirus follows closely behind.
TJ: So umm—can I ask you a question?
Sitirus: What is it?
TJ: I was wondering. Why—well more like, how did they arrest you. I couldn’t imagine anyone—or anything, being able to detain someone like you.
Sitirus: I was willingly detained. It was the only way to get inside the facility.
TJ: What in Sandra Bullocks taint would make you want to invade this shit hole?
Sitirus: My mission is to destroy this place, and to slaughter whoever gets in my way.
TJ: What exactly is “this place”?
Sitirus: A secret military base under strict orders to cease all marijuana farms operating in these parts.
TJ: That’s odd. Why in dicks would the military care about a few marijuana farms?
Sitirus: Isn’t it obvious?
TJ: Isn’t what obvious?
Sitirus: That the government is attempting to silence all the outsiders who know the truth.
TJ: What truth?
Sitirus: That The Violet must be seen!
• TJ roles his eyes and shakes his head 
TJ: Of course. Explain to me again just what “The Violet” is?
Sitirus: The origins of The Violet date back several millennia. First mentioned in the tale of “Lyanias and the depths of the Golden Lake of Eyre”.
TJ: Agh dicks, this story sounds like it’s going to be long—and stupid. Plus, I’m not really into lore. Is there like, a summary version or maybe some pictures I could—
• Sitirus snatches TJ by the jacket then holds him against the wall. She then summons her holographic sword, and places it right underneath TJ’s testicles. 
Sitirus: You insolent piece of shit. How dare you talk down on history of The Violet!
• TJ squirms and struggles as he grabs her fingers to try and loosen her grip. 
Sitirus: Speak ill of The Violet again, and I will excrete the testosterone directly from your feeble little testicles.
• Sitirus drops TJ on the ground then walks away. 
TJ:
Sitirus: Shush! I smell something.
• Sitirus sniffs the air while TJ rises off the ground. 
Sitirus: EJ, you want to make yourself usueful?
TJ: Well it’s actually TJ, and honestly—no not really.
• Sitirus turns and viciously glares at TJ. 
TJ: But who could say no to that face.
Sitirus: Perfect. I need you to get the attention of those guards around the corner. If you can manage to do that, then I’ll be able to handle the rest.
TJ: Well what if I can’t manage to do that?
Sitirus: You die.
TJ: Dicks—I really don’t like the sound of that.
Sitirus: Now hurry up and go.
• TJ reluctantly creeps down the hallway, then frightfully glances back at Sitirus. She smiles graciously, then gives him two thumbs up. 
TJ: Dicks.
• TJ continues to carefully stroll down the hallway until he reaches the edge of an intersection. He peeks around the corner and witnesses a group of guards. 
Guard 1: I don’t know man, I think my wife’s going to find out we’re having orgies.
Guard 2: Aw man. Well, how come you don’t just sock her in the mouth?
Guard 1: No—I’ve tried that. I think I’m just going to end it.
Guard 3: No wait, you don’t have to end it! C’mon man, we’ve been in so many anuses! Try and remember the good times!
Guard 1: What? I would never give up on orgies with you guys. C’mon are you kidding me, after Galaxy-6969?
Guard 4: How could anyone forget Galaxy-6969. Fernando never disappoints a customer.
Guard 1: Exactly, so I was thinking—
• Suddenly the guard spots TJ peeking around the corner. It instantly sounds the alarm as they all summon their axes, then rush directly at TJ. 
TJ: Agh dicks!
• TJ turns and sprints back down the hallway as the guards furiously chase after him. They eventually reach the edge of the hallway. Sitirus instantly decapitates a guard as it rushes around the corner, then slashes the remaining guards to death. A few more guards enter the hallway as Sitirus mercilessly stabs them. She peeks up and realizes they’ve surrounded her, then maliciously smirks. 
Sitirus: Excellent work ZJ. You baited them right to me. Now they must die, for The Violet must be seen!
• The guards all charge at her with their swords. Right away she sidesteps a guards axe and stabs it directly in the face. TJ peeks around the corner and witnesses Sitirus slaughtering the guards. 
TJ: Wow, she’s so fucking scary.
• TJ cautiously tip-toes down the hallway just pass Sitirus and the guards. He reaches the end of the hallway then dashes off. 
TJ: Dicks, I need to find the way out of here!
—SCENE CUTS— LJ frolics through the marijuana field while cheerfully smiling and giggling.
LJ: There really is a God!
• He stops frolicking and starts picking buds from the plants. As he attempts to fill his pockets to the brim, he suddenly hears a faint buzz. He turns around and witnesses Cannabot 22 hovering above the middle of the field. 
LJ: What the dicks?
• Suddenly a hose emerges out of a panel at the bottom of Cannabot 22 and instantly vacuums all the plants. 
LJ: Hey what the hell?! Puff puff pass dammit!
• Cannabot 22 vacuums every single plant in the vicinity, and most of the buds inside of LJ’s pocket then abruptly stops. LJ storms over to Cannabot 22 as it slowly descends to the ground. 
Cannabot 22: Sufficient fuel obtained. Fuel Level: 200%. Initiating safe-travel mode.
• LJ reaches finally Cannabot 22, then punches it on the side. 
LJ: Ouch!
Cannabot 22: Hello, my name is Cannabot 22. How may I assist you.
LJ: You useless piece of junk! Why would anyone create a machine whose only purpose is to smoke all the weed, cause they could’ve just hired me. Well if we’re being honest—I probably would’ve done it for free.
Cannibot 22: I was built to be the first of my kind. An artificially intelligent everlasting self-sustaining battery.
LJ: Wait, so you’re an AI battery that smokes?
Cannabot 22: Although I cannot in fact smoke. My primary source of fuel is a chemical named tetrahydrocannabinol, better known as THC. The main active compound found in the cannab—
LJ: Yeah yeah yeah. Unfortunately though, none of that helps my current situation. I just need to find some more marijuana—and fast. I don’t think I’ll be able to last much longer.
• LJ turns and scans the area. 
—SCENE CUTS— a shadowed figure sits in a tree and watches LJ. Then lifts it’s wristband up to its mouth.
Shadowed figure: Target LJ has been located.
Static voice: Excellent.
—SCENE CUTS— LJ peers around the dirt field.
LJ: Damnit, I don’t remember which way we came from. Was it that way?
• LJ steps a few feet before halting. 
LJ: No wait, I think it was this way.
• LJ walks in the opposite direction, as Cannabot 22 follows closely behind. 
LJ: I hope there’s another field close somewhere. I feel my sobriety reaching critical levels and this dick blazing humidity isn’t helping either.
• LJ and Cannabot 22 hike through the vast thickness of the jungle and eventually reach a long dirt trail. 
LJ: Dammit, which way should we go?
• LJ looks around while panting heavily 
LJ: Fuck I’m exhausted.
Cannabot 22: You should rest. Your heart beat seems to be rising at an alarming rate.
LJ: Well if someone hadn’t inhaled all the fucking weed I wouldn’t be in this situation. Great, now I’m starting to sound like TJ.
• LJ peers around and spots a large mushroom growing out of the ground. 
LJ: Maybe your right , maybe I should take a quick rest.
• LJ lazily strolls over to the mushroom, then lies down over its head. 
LJ: Man, I am way too sober for this shit.
• Cannabot 22 hovers over to LJ. Suddenly, a thin long vine slithers near LJ’s foot. 
LJ: You know—I’m a thousand percent sure that’s it’s colder in hell. I wish we knew how long until we reach some more fuel.
Cannabot 22: Locating nearest source of fuel.
• Cannabot 22 softly hums, just as the vine casually clinches it’s grip around LJ’s ankle 
LJ: Huh? What the di—
• Instantly LJ is aggressively snatched by his ankles 
LJ: Aaaagghh!!
• LJ is hung upside down by ankles. As he dangles from above he witnesses a giant Marijuana Venus Fly Trap. It’s viciously hisses as it slowly lifts LJ over its gaping mouth. 
Cannabot 22: Nearest fuel located. Location 0.01 meters.
LJ: Fucking useless.
—SCENE CUTS— TJ rushes down the hallway and halts after eventually reaching a fork at the end.
TJ: Aw man, which way do I go?
• TJ peeks one way and notices a few guards sprinting towards him. 
TJ: Dicks!
• TJ instantly darts the other way and eventually reaches a large metal door. As the guards quickly approach, he frantically surveys the area and notices a eye recognition scanner. 
TJ: Shit I’m trapped.
• TJ looks back and realizes the guards have surrounded him. He instantly closes his eyes and cowers in fear. 
Guard: Aaagg—
TJ: Huh?
• TJ open his eyes and notices the guards are sprinting the opposite direction. 
TJ: What the—
• He witnesses a few guards instantly get decapitated. TJ idly watches as one-by-one, each guards is mercilessly butchered to death. Suddenly a guard’s decapitated head rolls right next to TJ. He lifts it up to the eye scanner and opens to giant metal door. The door automatically opens and radiates a blinding purple light from inside. TJ immediately shuts his eyes tight. 
TJ: Agh fuck I’m blind!
• TJ cautiously strolls into the room. He slowly lifts his eyelids and notices that it’s a large greenhouse, containing the illuminating marijuana plants from before. 
TJ: What the—
• Suddenly TJ feels a hand on his shoulder. He turns and sees Sitirus painted in blood. 
Sitirus: Excellent work TJ.
TJ: For the last time, It’s T—oh wait. Um, thanks I guess.
Sitirus: Now it’s time—
• Sitirus dry heaves a bomb from her esophagus on to the ground. She lifts it off the floor, then maliciously glares at TJ. 
Sitirus: —for The Violet to be seen.
THE END
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2020.08.17 04:54 cyborg8 Full list of every clone trooper in alphabetical order

Full List by Alphabetical Order
  1. 1137
  2. 1138
  3. 1139
  4. 1151
  5. 16
  6. 17
  7. 23
  8. 35
  9. 35 (Excelsior Company)
  10. 36
  11. 6/298
  12. 99
  13. A'den
  14. A'den Skirata
  15. Able
  16. Able-472
  17. Ace
  18. Ace (ARC trooper)
  19. Aeon
  20. Alpha-17
  21. Alpha 332
  22. Alpha 662
  23. Alpha 989
  24. Amp
  25. Ando
  26. Appo
  27. Archer
  28. Arkat
  29. Arrow Eight
  30. Arrow Eleven
  31. Arrow Five
  32. Arrow Four
  33. Arrow Leader
  34. Arrow Seven
  35. Arrow Six
  36. Arrow Ten
  37. Arrow Three
  38. Arrow Twelve
  39. Arrow Two
  40. Atin Skirata
  41. Attie
  42. Aven
  43. Axe
  44. Ayar
  45. Bacara
  46. Bammer
  47. Banks
  48. Baris
  49. Barlex
  50. Barr
  51. Barrage
  52. Basher
  53. Bek
  54. Bel
  55. Bellow
  56. Bellows
  57. Beta 030
  58. Beta 963
  59. Big-Mouth
  60. Blackout
  61. Blasty
  62. Blitz
  63. Blue Leader
  64. Blue Six
  65. Blunt
  66. Bly
  67. Boba Fett
  68. Bogey 1212
  69. Bogey 3856
  70. Bogey 4409
  71. Bogey 5632
  72. Bogey 9662
  73. Boil
  74. Bolt
  75. Boomer
  76. Boost
  77. Boro
  78. Boss
  79. Bouncer
  80. Bow
  81. Bravo 4
  82. Breaker
  83. Breaker (Breakout Squad)
  84. Bren
  85. Broadside
  86. Brolis
  87. Bry
  88. Burner
  89. Buzz
  90. Byl
  91. Cale
  92. Cameron
  93. Can
  94. Cannon
  95. Cards
  96. Carg
  97. CC-01/425
  98. CC-4816
  99. Chainly
  100. Chaos
  101. Charger
  102. Chatter
  103. Chatter (radio communications)
  104. Chatterbox
  105. Checkers
  106. Chi 178
  107. Chi 987
  108. Chopper
  109. CL-33/890
  110. Clanky
  111. Climber
  112. Close-Shave
  113. Clutch
  114. Cody
  115. Colt
  116. Comet
  117. Comet (ARC trooper)
  118. Connor Freeman's father
  119. Contrail
  120. Cooker
  121. Coric
  122. Corr
  123. Cov
  124. CR57
  125. Crag
  126. Crane
  127. Crasher
  128. Crazy Legs
  129. CRC-09/571
  130. Crest
  131. Crosshair
  132. Crys
  133. CT-014/783
  134. CT-1008
  135. CT-1103
  136. CT-1226
  137. CT-1312
  138. CT-1405
  139. CT-1410
  140. CT-1477
  141. CT-1507
  142. CT-1509
  143. CT-1710
  144. CT-1807
  145. CT-1977
  146. CT-2005
  147. CT-2006
  148. CT-2110
  149. CT-2312
  150. CT-2504
  151. CT-2602
  152. CT-2711
  153. CT-27-3555
  154. CT-2805
  155. CT-282-SD00001-983725138
  156. CT-2901
  157. CT-2911
  158. CT-307
  159. CT-327
  160. CT-3423
  161. CT-3632
  162. CT-3636
  163. CT-4/163
  164. CT-4/619
  165. CT-43/002
  166. CT-5/373
  167. CT-5/501
  168. CT-57/11-9048
  169. CT-66-3232
  170. CT-66-3233
  171. CT-66-3238
  172. CT-66-3339
  173. CT-802
  174. CT-8770
  175. CT-8771
  176. CT-8772
  177. CT-8773
  178. CT-8774
  179. CT-8775
  180. CT-8776
  181. CT-8777
  182. CT-8778
  183. CT-8779
  184. CT-8780
  185. CT-8781
  186. CT-8782
  187. CT-8783
  188. CT-8784
  189. CT-8785
  190. CT-8786
  191. CT-8787
  192. CT-8788
  193. CT-8789
  194. CT-8790
  195. CT-8791
  196. CT-8792
  197. CT-8793
  198. CT-8794
  199. CT-8795
  200. CT-8796
  201. CT-8797
  202. CT-8798
  203. CT-8799
  204. CT-8800
  205. CT-8801
  206. CT-8802
  207. CT-8803
  208. CT-8804
  209. CT-8805
  210. CT-8806
  211. CT-8807
  212. CT-8808
  213. CT-8809
  214. CT-8810
  215. CT-8811
  216. CT-8812
  217. CT-8813
  218. CT-8814
  219. CT-8815
  220. CT-8816
  221. CT-8817
  222. CT-8818
  223. CT-8819
  224. CT-8820
  225. CT-8821
  226. CT-8822
  227. CT-8823
  228. CT-8824
  229. CT-8825
  230. CT-8826
  231. CT-8827
  232. CT-8828
  233. CT-8829
  234. CT-8830
  235. CT-8831
  236. CT-8832
  237. CT-8833
  238. CT-8834
  239. CT-8835
  240. CT-8836
  241. CT-8837
  242. CT-8838
  243. CT-8839
  244. CT-8840
  245. CT-8841
  246. CT-8842
  247. CT-8843
  248. CT-8844
  249. CT-8845
  250. CT-8846
  251. CT-8847
  252. CT-8848
  253. CT-8849
  254. CT-8850
  255. CT-8851
  256. CT-8852
  257. CT-8853
  258. CT-8854
  259. CT-8855
  260. CT-8856
  261. CT-8857
  262. CT-8858
  263. CT-8859
  264. CT-8860
  265. CT-8861
  266. CT-8862
  267. CT-8863
  268. CT-8864
  269. CT-8865
  270. CT-8866
  271. CT-8867
  272. CT-8868
  273. CT-8869
  274. CT-8870
  275. CT-8871
  276. CT-8872
  277. CT-8873
  278. CT-8874
  279. CT-8875
  280. CT-8876
  281. CT-8877
  282. CT-8878
  283. CT-8879
  284. CT-8880
  285. CT-8881
  286. CT-8882
  287. CT-8883
  288. CT-8884
  289. CT-8885
  290. CT-8886
  291. CT-8887
  292. CT-8888
  293. CT-8889
  294. CT-8890
  295. CT-8891
  296. CT-8892
  297. CT-8893
  298. CT-8894
  299. CT-8895
  300. CT-8896
  301. CT-8897
  302. CT-8898
  303. CT-8899
  304. CT-8900
  305. CT-8901
  306. CT-8902
  307. CT-8903
  308. CT-8904
  309. CT-8905
  310. CT-8906
  311. CT-8907
  312. CT-8908
  313. CT-8909
  314. CT-8910
  315. CT-914
  316. CT-915
  317. CT-9779
  318. CT-9/85
  319. CT-9932
  320. Cut
  321. Cutter
  322. Cutup
  323. Dandy
  324. Darman Skirata
  325. Dash-1044
  326. Dash-1129
  327. Davijaan
  328. DD
  329. Deadeye
  330. Dec
  331. Del
  332. Delta 23
  333. Delta 32
  334. Delta-42
  335. Delta 607
  336. Delta 855
  337. Denal
  338. Derel
  339. Dev
  340. Deviss
  341. Dice
  342. Digger
  343. Di'kut
  344. Ding
  345. Dogma
  346. Doom
  347. Dom
  348. Dov
  349. Dox
  350. Draa
  351. Drak
  352. Drayk
  353. Droidbait
  354. Dropkick
  355. DV-523
  356. Dyre
  357. Echo
  358. Edge
  359. Engle
  360. Ennen
  361. Epsilon 234
  362. Epsilon 497
  363. Epsilon 905
  364. Evader
  365. Eyeball
  366. Faie
  367. Falco
  368. Fi (clone trooper)
  369. Fil
  370. Fireball
  371. Fi Skirata
  372. Five-Seven
  373. Fives
  374. Fixer
  375. Fixer (Cold Assault trooper)
  376. Flak
  377. Flanker
  378. Flash
  379. Flashpoint
  380. Flybane
  381. Flyby
  382. Fordo
  383. Forr
  384. Forry
  385. Four-Nine
  386. Four-One
  387. Fox
  388. Fox (Order 66)
  389. Freedom
  390. Frost
  391. Fury
  392. Fyn
  393. Gaffa
  394. Galle
  395. Gamble Eight
  396. Gamble Eleven
  397. Gamble Five
  398. Gamble Four
  399. Gamble Nine
  400. Gamble One
  401. Gamble Seven
  402. Gamble Six
  403. Gamble Ten
  404. Gamble Three
  405. Gamble Twelve
  406. Gamble Two
  407. Gamma 022
  408. Gamma 264
  409. Gamma 785
  410. Gamma 789
  411. Gamma 935
  412. Gamma Five
  413. Gamma Four
  414. Gamma One
  415. Gamma Three
  416. Gamma Two
  417. Ganch
  418. Gar'ika
  419. Gearshift
  420. Gearshift's comrade
  421. Ged
  422. Gett
  423. Getter
  424. Ghost
  425. Glitch
  426. Goji
  427. Gold Eight
  428. Gold Eleven
  429. Gold Five
  430. Gold Four
  431. Gold Leader (Anaxes)
  432. Gold Leader (Muunilinst)
  433. Gold Nine
  434. Gold Six
  435. Gold Ten
  436. Gold Three
  437. Gold Twelve
  438. Gold Two
  439. Gold Two (Muunilinst)
  440. Gree
  441. Green
  442. Green Leader
  443. Green Wizard
  444. Gregor
  445. Grey
  446. Gunner
  447. Gus
  448. Guts
  449. Hamm
  450. Hammer
  451. Hammer Eight
  452. Hammer Eleven
  453. Hammer Five
  454. Hammer Four
  455. Hammer Leader
  456. Hammer Nine
  457. Hammer Seven
  458. Hammer Six
  459. Hammer Ten
  460. Hammer Three
  461. Hammer Twelve
  462. Hardcase
  463. Hardcase's Kamino commander
  464. Hash
  465. Havoc (ARC trooper)
  466. Havoc (clone trooper)
  467. Hawk
  468. Hawk (Kamino)
  469. Hawkeye
  470. Herc
  471. Hevy
  472. Hez
  473. Hil
  474. Hunter
  475. HOB-147
  476. Hock Malsuum
  477. Horns
  478. Hotshot
  479. Hound
  480. Husk
  481. Inc
  482. Ince
  483. Ion Team's comlink specialist
  484. Iota 432
  485. Jag (Jai'galaar)
  486. Jaing Skirata
  487. Jangotat
  488. Jark
  489. Jax
  490. Jay
  491. Jayk
  492. Jek
  493. Jek-14
  494. Jenks
  495. Jesse
  496. Jester
  497. Jester (ARC trooper)
  498. Jet
  499. Jez
  500. Jind
  501. Jinx
  502. Joc
  503. Joker
  504. Jorir
  505. Justice
  506. Kaddak
  507. Kagi
  508. Kano
  509. Kappa 429
  510. Kappa 473
  511. Kappa 773
  512. Kaylon
  513. KE-829
  514. Keeli
  515. Kef
  516. Keller
  517. Kickback
  518. Kicker
  519. Killer
  520. King
  521. Kite
  522. Kix
  523. Klick
  524. Knuckles
  525. Knuckles (182nd Legion)
  526. Koho
  527. Kom'rk Skirata
  528. Korbel
  529. Kosmos
  530. Kupe
  531. Lassar
  532. Law
  533. Levet
  534. Lex
  535. Lio
  536. Lock
  537. Lock (Breakout Squad)
  538. Longshot
  539. Lost Prophet
  540. Lucky
  541. Lunn
  542. Mad Clone of Kaikielius
  543. Mack
  544. Mag
  545. Mapper
  546. Marrt
  547. Mar'ek
  548. Matchstick
  549. Maze
  550. Menace
  551. Mereel Skirata
  552. Mixer
  553. Mixx
  554. Mojo
  555. Monnk
  556. Mort
  557. Mortar
  558. Moz
  559. Mu 262
  560. Muzzle
  561. Nax
  562. Neyo
  563. Nilo
  564. Niner
  565. Niner Skirata
  566. No-Nines
  567. NT-311
  568. Nu 783
  569. Nub
  570. Nye
  571. O'Niner
  572. O-Four
  573. Oake
  574. Olun
  575. Omega 370
  576. Omikron 621
  577. Ordo Skirata
  578. Orion
  579. Ox
  580. Oz
  581. Parsec
  582. Patch
  583. Patches
  584. Peel
  585. Phi 022
  586. Phi 854
  587. Pi 610
  588. Ponds
  589. Prudii Skirata
  590. Psi 487
  591. Pulsar
  592. Punch
  593. Quo
  594. Racket
  595. Rafe
  596. Rain
  597. Ram
  598. Ras
  599. Rattle
  600. Razor
  601. RC-0079
  602. RC-0155
  603. RC-0451
  604. RC-0473
  605. RC-0476
  606. RC-1066
  607. RC-1080
  608. RC-1415
  609. RC-1927
  610. RC-2020
  611. RC-3423
  612. RC-5093
  613. RC-7305
  614. RC-7770
  615. Recon
  616. Red
  617. Red (Kamino)
  618. Rede
  619. Red Eight
  620. Red Eleven
  621. Redeye
  622. Red Five
  623. Red Four
  624. Red Leader
  625. Red Nine
  626. Red Seven
  627. Red Six
  628. Red Ten
  629. Red Three
  630. Red Twelve
  631. Reed
  632. Remo
  633. Remy
  634. Retired clone trooper
  635. Rex
  636. Rho 106
  637. Rho 557
  638. Rho 571
  639. Rho 773
  640. Ridge
  641. Ringo
  642. Rod
  643. Rogue assassin
  644. Ronto
  645. Rookie
  646. Ross
  647. Rys
  648. Salvo
  649. Sandcat
  650. Sarge
  651. Sarge (commando)
  652. Sarlacc-Face
  653. Sconto's father
  654. Scope
  655. Scorch
  656. Scraps
  657. Scythe
  658. Scythe (ARC trooper)
  659. Seefor
  660. Seeker
  661. Sev
  662. Sev (Lambda Squad)
  663. Seven-Four
  664. Sev's ARC Trooper
  665. Shadow Five
  666. Shadow Four
  667. Shadow Seven
  668. Shadow Six
  669. Shadow Ten
  670. Shadow Three
  671. Shadow Three (Kadavo)
  672. Shadow Twelve
  673. Shadow Twelve's gunner
  674. Sharp
  675. Sharp (Devil Dogs)
  676. Shiv
  677. Shock
  678. Shooter
  679. Sicko
  680. Silver
  681. Sinker
  682. Sirty
  683. Six-ten
  684. Skifter
  685. Sketch
  686. Slammer
  687. Slick
  688. Slug
  689. Soot
  690. Spade
  691. Spanner
  692. Spar
  693. Spark
  694. Spitter
  695. Splice
  696. Sprint
  697. Spots
  698. Squawk
  699. Stak
  700. Stance
  701. Stec
  702. Sten
  703. Sterling
  704. Stinger
  705. Stoker
  706. Stone
  707. Striker
  708. Stripe
  709. Styles
  710. Sull
  711. Swift
  712. Switch
  713. Swoop
  714. Syke
  715. Tacks
  716. Tag
  717. Taler
  718. Tam
  719. Tarvyn Lareka
  720. Tau 378
  721. Tau 616
  722. Tau 753
  723. Tavo
  724. Tech
  725. Tel
  726. Tenn
  727. Theta 198
  728. Theta 269
  729. Theta 687
  730. Thill
  731. Thire
  732. Thorn
  733. Three-Five
  734. Threepwood
  735. Throttle
  736. TK-119
  737. TK-3388
  738. TK-421
  739. TK-422
  740. TK-622
  741. TK-875
  742. TK-9091
  743. Tojo
  744. Toomer
  745. Tooth
  746. Torrent
  747. Torrent Four
  748. Trace
  749. Tracer
  750. Tracker
  751. Tranquility clone trooper captain
  752. Tranter
  753. Trantos
  754. Trap
  755. Trapper
  756. Trauma
  757. Trench
  758. Treve
  759. Trigger
  760. Troy
  761. Trueblood
  762. Tucker
  763. Tup
  764. Turbo
  765. Twelve
  766. Two-Eight
  767. Tyto
  768. Tyto (Bacta Company)
  769. Unidentified 13th Battalion clone commander
  770. Unidentified 187th Legion Clone Commander
  771. Unidentified 187th Legion clone trooper
  772. Unidentified 187th Legion clone trooper 2
  773. Unidentified 187th Legion clone trooper 3
  774. Unidentified 187th Legion marine
  775. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion Trooper (Umbara)
  776. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion clone trooper (Utapau)
  777. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion clone trooper 1(Umbara)
  778. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion clone trooper 1 (Yerbana)
  779. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion clone trooper 2 (Umbara)
  780. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion clone trooper 2 (Yerbana)
  781. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion clone trooper 3 (Umbara)
  782. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion clone trooper captain (Bandomeer)
  783. Unidentified 212th Attack Battalion clone trooper sergeant (Ryloth)
  784. Unidentified 35th Infantry clone trooper (Gaftikar)
  785. Unidentified 501st Legion clone escort trooper 1 (Ringo Vinda)
  786. Unidentified 501st Legion clone escort trooper 2 (Ringo Vinda)
  787. Unidentified 501st Legion clone escort trooper 3 (Ringo Vinda)
  788. Unidentified 501st Legion clone escort trooper 4 (Ringo Vinda)
  789. Unidentified 501st Legion clone escort trooper 5 (Ringo Vinda)
  790. Unidentified 501st Legion clone escort trooper 6 (Ringo Vinda)
  791. Unidentified 501st Legion clone escort trooper 7 (Ringo Vinda)
  792. Unidentified 501st Legion clone medical officer 1 (Ringo Vinda)
  793. Unidentified 501st Legion clone medical officer 2 (Ringo Vinda)
  794. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper (Coronet)
  795. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper (E-web)
  796. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper (Yerbana)
  797. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper (Jedi Temple)
  798. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper (Yoda's saber throw)
  799. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 1 (Umbara)
  800. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 2 (Umbara)
  801. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 3 (Umbara)
  802. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 4 (Umbara)
  803. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 5 (Umbara)
  804. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 6 (Umbara)
  805. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 7 (Umbara)
  806. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 8 (Umbara)
  807. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper 9 (Umbara)
  808. Unidentified 501st Legion guard 1 (Ringo Vinda)
  809. Unidentified 501st Legion guard 2 (Ringo Vinda)
  810. Unidentified 501st Legion heavy weapons specialist 1 (Ringo Vinda)
  811. Unidentified 501st Legion heavy weapons specialist 2 (Ringo Vinda)
  812. Unidentified 501st Legion clone trooper sergeant
  813. Unidentified 501st stormtrooper (first casualty)
  814. Unidentified 501st stormtrooper 2
  815. Unidentified 612th Attack Battalion clone trooper
  816. Unidentified 91st clone trooper (Anaxes)
  817. Unidentified 91st clone trooper 2 (Anaxes)
  818. Unidentified 91st clone trooper lieutenant
  819. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando (Aridka)
  820. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando (intelligence officer)
  821. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando 1 (Kamino)
  822. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando 2 (Kamino)
  823. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando captain (Nadiem)
  824. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando commander (Aridka)
  825. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando commander (Nadiem)
  826. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando heavy gunner
  827. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando Lieutenant 1 (Hypori)
  828. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando Lieutenant 1 (Muunilinst)
  829. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando Lieutenant 2 (Hypori)
  830. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando Lieutenant 2 (Muunilinst)
  831. Unidentified Advanced Recon Commando pilot
  832. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force commando 2
  833. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper (Devaron)
  834. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper (Kamino)
  835. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper (Ryloth)
  836. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper (Umbara)
  837. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper 2 (Devaron)
  838. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper 2 (Kamino)
  839. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper 2 (Umbara)
  840. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper 3 (Kamino)
  841. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper 3 (Umbara)
  842. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper commander
  843. Unidentified Advanced Recon Force trooper lieutenant
  844. Unidentified air group commander
  845. Unidentified Alpha Squad clone trooper
  846. Unidentified ARC trooper
  847. Unidentified ARC trooper commander
  848. Unidentified Blue Squad commando 1
  849. Unidentified Blue Squad commando 2
  850. Unidentified Blue Squad commando 3
  851. Unidentified Blue Squad sergeant
  852. Unidentified Bogey Squad BARC trooper
  853. Unidentified Captain of the Royal Guard
  854. Unidentified clone (cremation center)
  855. Unidentified clone (morgue)
  856. Unidentified clone 2 (cremation center)
  857. Unidentified clone 2 (morgue)
  858. Unidentified clone 3 (cremation center)
  859. Unidentified clone cadet
  860. Unidentified clone cadet 2
  861. Unidentified clone cadet 3
  862. Unidentified clone cadet 4
  863. Unidentified clone cadet 5
  864. Unidentified clone chief medic
  865. Unidentified clone commando (Arca barracks)
  866. Unidentified clone commando 1 (H.O.P.E.)
  867. Unidentified clone commando 2 (H.O.P.E.)
  868. Unidentified clone commando 3 (H.O.P.E.)
  869. Unidentified clone commando 1 (Theta Squadron)
  870. Unidentified clone commando 2 (Theta Squadron)
  871. Unidentified clone commando 3 (Theta Squadron)
  872. Unidentified clone commando 4 (Theta Squadron)
  873. Unidentified clone commando captain (Theta Squadron)
  874. Unidentified clone commando pilot
  875. Unidentified clone commando sergeant (H.O.P.E.)
  876. Unidentified clone commando sniper
  877. Unidentified clone commando weapons specialist
  878. Unidentified clone engineer 1 (Twilight)
  879. Unidentified clone escort trooper (Coruscant)
  880. Unidentified clone medical officer
  881. Unidentified clone medical officer (501st Legion medical bay)
  882. Unidentified clone naval captain (Tranquility)
  883. Unidentified clone naval commander (Resolute)
  884. Unidentified clone naval officer (Anza)
  885. Unidentified clone naval officer (Battle of the Kaliida Nebula)
  886. Unidentified clone naval officer (Citadel)
  887. Unidentified clone naval officer (Endurance)
  888. Unidentified clone naval officer (Kamino)
  889. Unidentified clone naval officer (Negotiator)
  890. Unidentified clone naval officer (Patitite Pattuna)
  891. Unidentified clone naval officer (Quell)
  892. Unidentified clone naval officer (Ryloth)
  893. Unidentified clone naval officer (Ryndellia)
  894. Unidentified clone naval officer (Sanctuary III)
  895. Unidentified clone naval officer (Sullust)
  896. Unidentified clone naval officer (Ukio)
  897. Unidentified clone naval officer (Valor)
  898. Unidentified clone naval officer (Venator-class Star Destroyer)
  899. Unidentified clone naval officer 1 (Saleucami)
  900. Unidentified clone naval officer 2 (Anza)
  901. Unidentified clone naval officer 2 (Citadel)
  902. Unidentified clone naval officer 2 (Negotiator)
  903. Unidentified clone naval officer 2 (Ryndellia)
  904. Unidentified clone naval officer 2 (Saleucami)
  905. Unidentified clone paratrooper (212th Attack Battalion)
  906. Unidentified clone scout trooper (Umbara)
  907. Unidentified clone SCUBA commander
  908. Unidentified clone SCUBA trooper (First Battle)
  909. Unidentified clone SCUBA trooper (Second Battle)
  910. Unidentified clone SCUBA trooper 2 (First Battle)
  911. Unidentified clone SCUBA trooper 2 (Second Battle)
  912. Unidentified clone sergeant (Amidala's transmission)
  913. Unidentified clone sergeant (New Dawn)
  914. Unidentified clone shock trooper (docks)
  915. Unidentified clone stormtrooper
  916. Unidentified clone stormtrooper gunner
  917. Unidentified clone scout trooper (Kashyyyk)
  918. Unidentified clone tank gunner (Bothawui)
  919. Unidentified clone tank gunner (Felucia)
  920. Unidentified clone tank gunner (Geonosis)
  921. Unidentified clone tank gunner (Saleucami)
  922. Unidentified clone trooper
  923. Unidentified clone trooper (79's)
  924. Unidentified clone trooper (Amedda's bodyguard)
  925. Unidentified clone trooper (Anza)
  926. Unidentified clone trooper (Arm wrestle)
  927. Unidentified clone trooper (Asuin)
  928. Unidentified clone trooper (Brentaal IV)
  929. Unidentified clone trooper (Brighthome)
  930. Unidentified clone trooper (Christophsis)
  931. Unidentified clone trooper (Citadel)
  932. Unidentified clone trooper (commando cross-training)
  933. Unidentified clone trooper (Endor)
  934. Unidentified clone trooper (Endurance)
  935. Unidentified clone trooper (Florrum)
  936. Unidentified clone trooper (Geonosian kill)
  937. Unidentified clone trooper (Geonosis)
  938. Unidentified clone trooper (Gwori)
  939. Unidentified clone trooper (Hailfire droid victim)
  940. Unidentified clone trooper (Honoghr)
  941. Unidentified clone trooper (Kaliida Shoals)
  942. Unidentified clone trooper (Kamino)
  943. Unidentified clone trooper (Kiros)
  944. Unidentified clone trooper (Negotiator)
  945. Unidentified clone trooper (Nelvaan)
  946. Unidentified clone trooper (Oznek)
  947. Unidentified clone trooper (Prosecutor torpedo bay)
  948. Unidentified clone trooper (Resolute)
  949. Unidentified clone trooper (Saleucami)
  950. Unidentified clone trooper (Second Battle of Geonosis)
  951. Unidentified clone trooper (TB-73)
  952. Unidentified clone trooper (Third Battle of Kamino)
  953. Unidentified clone trooper (Timira City)
  954. Unidentified clone trooper (Tranquility)
  955. Unidentified clone trooper (Triumphant)
  956. Unidentified clone trooper (Twilight)
  957. Unidentified clone trooper (Vassek moon)
  958. Unidentified clone trooper (Ventress victim)
  959. Unidentified clone trooper (video call)
  960. Unidentified clone trooper 1 (Citadel)
  961. Unidentified clone trooper 1 (Drongar)
  962. Unidentified clone trooper 1 (Hadde Base)
  963. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Citadel)
  964. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Florrum)
  965. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Geonosis)
  966. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Gwori)
  967. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Hadde Base)
  968. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Kamino)
  969. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Kiros)
  970. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Prosecutor)
  971. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Ryloth)
  972. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Saleucami)
  973. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Vassek moon)
  974. Unidentified clone trooper 2 (Triumphant)
  975. Unidentified clone trooper 3 (Citadel)
  976. Unidentified clone trooper 3 (Kamino)
  977. Unidentified clone trooper 3 (Kiros)
  978. Unidentified clone trooper 3 (Vassek moon)
  979. Unidentified clone trooper 4 (Citadel)
  980. Unidentified clone trooper captain
  981. Unidentified clone trooper captain (Bandomeer)
  982. Unidentified clone trooper captain (besieged moon)
  983. Unidentified clone trooper captain (Bogden 3)
  984. Unidentified clone trooper captain (Hoth)
  985. Unidentified clone trooper captain (Hunter Squad)
  986. Unidentified clone trooper captain (Tranquility)
  987. Unidentified clone trooper commander (bank)
  988. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Chrisophsis)
  989. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Gyndine moon)
  990. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Hitaka)
  991. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Hypermatter refinery)
  992. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Impavid)
  993. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Jedi Temple)
  994. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Malastare)
  995. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Separatist factory)
  996. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Unidentified planet)
  997. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Viidaav)
  998. Unidentified clone trooper commander (Zeffo)
  999. Unidentified clone trooper gunner (14th Infantry)
  1000. Unidentified clone trooper lieutenant
  1001. Unidentified clone trooper lieutenant (501st Legion)
  1002. Unidentified clone trooper lieutenant (Medica)
  1003. Unidentified clone trooper lieutenant (Pols Anaxes camp)
  1004. Unidentified clone trooper lieutenant (Sarrish)
  1005. Unidentified clone trooper lieutenant pilot
  1006. Unidentified clone trooper medic (Shinarcan Bridge)
  1007. Unidentified clone trooper officer
  1008. Unidentified clone trooper pilot
  1009. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (14th Infantry)
  1010. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Bothawui)
  1011. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Florrum)
  1012. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Geonosis)
  1013. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Kadavo)
  1014. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Malastare)
  1015. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Mandalore)
  1016. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Rodia)
  1017. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Vanqor)
  1018. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Yerbana)
  1019. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 1 (Consular-class cruiser)
  1020. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 1 (Quell)
  1021. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 1 (Ringo Vinda)
  1022. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 2 (Bothawui)
  1023. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 2 (Consular-class cruiser)
  1024. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 2 (Quell)
  1025. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 2 (Ringo Vinda)
  1026. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 2 (Rodia)
  1027. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 3 (Bothaqui)
  1028. Unidentified clone trooper pilot (Obi-Wan Kenobi's fleet)
  1029. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 3 (Ringo Vinda)
  1030. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 4 (Ringo Vinda)
  1031. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 5 (Ringo Vinda)
  1032. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 6 (Ringo Vinda)
  1033. Unidentified clone trooper pilot 7 (Ringo Vinda)
  1034. Unidentified clone trooper pilot captain (Second Battle of Geonosis)
  1035. Unidentified clone trooper pilot captain (Tranquility)
  1036. Unidentified clone trooper scout
  1037. Unidentified clone trooper sergeant
  1038. Unidentified clone trooper sergeant (14th Infantry)
  1039. Unidentified clone trooper sergeant (501st Legion)
  1040. Unidentified clone trooper sergeant (Coruscant patrol)
  1041. Unidentified clone trooper sergeant (Malastare)
  1042. Unidentified clone trooper sergeant (Timira City)
  1043. Unidentified clone trooper sergeant medic
  1044. Unidentified commander (Christophsis rescue mission)
  1045. Unidentified Coruscant Guard (camera monitor)
  1046. Unidentified Coruscant Guard (Chancellor's Office)
  1047. Unidentified Coruscant Guard (guard platform)
  1048. Unidentified Coruscant Guard (Naboo)
  1049. Unidentified Coruscant Guard (prison balcony)
  1050. Unidentified Coruscant Guard (prison entrance)
  1051. Unidentified Coruscant Guard (Tano's escape)
  1052. Unidentified Coruscant Guard (Ziro's escort)
  1053. Unidentified Coruscant Guard 1 (prison corridor)
  1054. Unidentified Coruscant Guard 1 (prison riot)
  1055. Unidentified Coruscant Guard 2 (prison corridor)
  1056. Unidentified Coruscant Guard 2 (prison riot)
  1057. Unidentified Coruscant Guard 3 (prison riot)
  1058. Unidentified Coruscant Guard 4 (prison riot)
  1059. Unidentified Coruscant Guard heavy weapons specialist 1 (Scipio)
  1060. Unidentified Coruscant Guard heavy weapons specialist 2 (Scipio)
  1061. Unidentified Coruscant Guard sergeant
  1062. Unidentified Doom's Unit clone trooper 1 (Ringo Vinda)
  1063. Unidentified Doom's Unit clone trooper 2 (Ringo Vinda)
  1064. Unidentified Doom's Unit heavy weapons specialist 1 (Ringo Vinda)
  1065. Unidentified Doom's Unit heavy weapons specialist 2 (Ringo Vinda)
  1066. Unidentified Green Company Clone Commander
  1067. Unidentified Green Company trooper
  1068. Unidentified Horn Company trooper
  1069. Unidentified Jet's Unit clone trooper 1
  1070. Unidentified Jet's Unit clone trooper 2
  1071. Unidentified Jet's Unit clone trooper 3
  1072. Unidentified Jet's Unit clone flame trooper 1
  1073. Unidentified Jet's Unit clone flame trooper 2
  1074. Unidentified Jet's Unit clone flame trooper 3
  1075. Unidentified Juma-9 Squad clone trooper
  1076. Unidentified Kamino Security Team clone trooper 1
  1077. Unidentified Kamino Security Team clone trooper 2
  1078. Unidentified Kamino Security Team clone trooper 3
  1079. Unidentified Kamino Security Team officer
  1080. Unidentified Keeli's Company clone trooper 1
  1081. Unidentified Keeli's Company clone trooper 2
  1082. Unidentified Lightning Squadron trooper (Ryloth)
  1083. Unidentified Mojo's Unit clone trooper 1
  1084. Unidentified Mojo's Unit clone trooper 2
  1085. Unidentified Mojo's Unit clone trooper 3
  1086. Unidentified Mojo's Unit clone trooper 4
  1087. Unidentified Muunilinst 10 clone trooper 1
  1088. Unidentified Muunilinst 10 clone trooper 2
  1089. Unidentified Muunilinst 10 clone trooper 3
  1090. Unidentified Muunilinst 10 clone trooper 4
  1091. Unidentified Muunilinst 10 clone trooper 5
  1092. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 1 (79's)
  1093. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 2 (79's)
  1094. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 3 (79's)
  1095. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 4 (79's)
  1096. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 5 (79's)
  1097. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 6 (79's)
  1098. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 7 (79's)
  1099. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 1 (Arm wrestle)
  1100. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 2 (Arm wrestle)
  1101. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 1 (Toast)
  1102. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 2 (Toast)
  1103. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 3 (Toast)
  1104. Unidentified Open Circle Fleet clone naval officer 4 (Toast)
  1105. Unidentified Rancor Battalion clone trooper (Kamino)
  1106. Unidentified Rancor Battalion heavy weapons specialist (Kamino)
  1107. Unidentified Rancor Battalion heavy weapons specialist 2 (Kamino)
  1108. Unidentified Republic Navy captain
  1109. Unidentified Resolute naval officer (Kamino)
  1110. Unidentified Resolute naval officer (Ryloth)
  1111. Unidentified Resolute naval officer (of Sullust)
  1112. Unidentified Resolute naval officer (Kaliida Nebula)
  1113. Unidentified Resolute naval officer (Pre-Kamino)
  1114. Unidentified rookie clone trooper
  1115. Unidentified Shadow Squadron gunner
  1116. Unidentified Shadow Squadron pilot
  1117. Unidentified shock trooper 1 (79's)
  1118. Unidentified shock trooper 2 (79's)
  1119. Unidentified shock trooper 3 (79's)
  1120. Unidentified shock trooper 4 (79's)
  1121. Unidentified shock trooper 5 (79's)
  1122. Unidentified shock trooper (Scipio)
  1123. Unidentified shock trooper 2 (Scipio)
  1124. Unidentified stealth pilot
  1125. Unidentified Theta Squadron captain
  1126. Unidentified Theta Squadron clone commando 1
  1127. Unidentified Theta Squadron clone commando 2
  1128. Unidentified Theta Squadron clone commando 3
  1129. Unidentified Theta Squadron clone commando 4
  1130. Unidentified Torrent Company trooper (Biitu)
  1131. Unidentified Torrent Company trooper (Teth)
  1132. Unidentified Torrent Company trooper 2 (Teth)
  1133. Unidentified Triton Squad Advanced Recon Commando
  1134. Unidentified Triton Squad clone commando lieutenant
  1135. Unidentified Triton Squad clone stormtrooper
  1136. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper
  1137. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper 2
  1138. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper 3
  1139. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper 4
  1140. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper 5
  1141. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper 6
  1142. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper 7
  1143. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper 8
  1144. Unidentified Triton Squad clone trooper 9
  1145. Unidentified V-19 Torrent starfighter pilot
  1146. Unidentified Wolfpack clone communications officer (Malastare)
  1147. Upsilon 168
  1148. Upsilon 733
  1149. Upsilon 941
  1150. Vaize
  1151. Valiant
  1152. Vargus
  1153. Vaughn
  1154. Ven (Kothlis)
  1155. Ven (Qiilura)
  1156. Vere
  1157. Vill
  1158. Vin
  1159. Voca
  1160. Warthog
  1161. Wave
  1162. Waxer
  1163. Whiplash
  1164. Wildfire
  1165. Wingnut
  1166. Wolffe
  1167. Wooley
  1168. Wrecker
  1169. Wrench
  1170. X1
  1171. X2
  1172. Xi 778
  1173. Xi 999
  1174. Xoni
  1175. Xutoo
  1176. Yellow Five
  1177. Yellow Leader
  1178. Yover
  1179. Zag
  1180. Zak
  1181. Zap
  1182. Zeer
  1183. Zeke
  1184. Zeta
  1185. Zeta 654
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2020.08.03 01:23 Conmebosta Have you seen your country's banned names list? What is your favorite?

This is Brazil's from 2016 and I don't know why some are in bold and/or crossed. My favorite is CLCKLCKCNJHHHHJ
  1. A MESMA
  2. ABENCOADA
3. ABESTADO
  1. ABORTO
  2. ACOLHEDORA
  3. ACOMPANHANTES
  4. A DECLARAR
  5. ADOLESCENTE
  6. ADULT
  7. AMATEUR
  8. AMESMA
12. ANAL
  1. ANDARILHA
  2. ANDARILHO
15. AQUILO QUE EU GOSTO
16. AREA VIP
17. ARROMBADA
18. ARROMBADAS
19. ARROMBADO
  1. ATIMORTO
21. AVELUDADA
  1. BABACA
  2. BACANAL
24. BACURINHA
  1. BAITOLA
  2. BANGUELA
27. BELLADONA
28. BEMBEM
  1. BICHA
30. BICHO QUE MATA O HOMEM
  1. BICHONA
32. BIFE A ROLE
33. BISCOITO RECHEADO
  1. BI-SEXUAL
  2. BISSEXUAIS
  3. BISSEXUAL
  4. BIXA
  5. BIZARRE
  6. BOCA BANGUELA
40. BOCA DE BAIXO
41. BOCA DE CABELO
  1. BOCA VERTICAL
  2. BOCA-DE-GIA
  3. BOCETA
  4. BOIOLA
  5. BOLCINHA
  6. BOLSINHA
  7. BOQUETE
  8. BOQUETEIRA
  9. BOQUETEIRO
  10. BOQUETERA
  11. BOQUETERO
  12. BOQUETES
54. BOQUINHA DE VELUDO
55. BORBOLETA
  1. BOSTA
57. BRASILEIRINHAS
58. BRECHECA
  1. BUCA
60. BUCEFULA
  1. BUCETA
62. BUCETAO
63. BUCETAS
64. BUCETASSO
65. BUCETINHA
66. BUCETINHAS
67. BUCETONAS
68. BUEIRO ONDE DESCE O CARECA
  1. BUNDA
  2. BUNDAS
71. BUNDUDAS
  1. BURACO DA SERPENTE
73. BURACO NO MEIO DA FLORESTA
74. BUTTMAN
  1. CABACA
  2. CABELUDA
  3. CABELUDO
  4. CABOQUINHO
79. CACETE
  1. CACHORRA
81. CACHULETA
  1. CADACER
  2. CADASTRADA
  3. CADASTRADO
  4. CADAVER
  5. CADAVER
87. CAGALHAO
88. CAIXA DOS PRAZERES
89. CAIXETA ADORADA
  1. CAIXINHA DE OURO
  2. CALCINHA
  3. CALCINHAS
93. CAMINHO DA FELICIDADE
94. CAMPO ALAGADO
95. CAPO DE FUSCA
96. CARAI DE ASA
97. CARALHA
98. CARALHO
99. CARALHUDO
  1. CARBORIZADO
  2. CARNE
102. CARNE VAGINOSA
103. CASA
104. CASA DO CARALHO
  1. CASSETE
106. CAVERNA MISTERIOSA
107. CEQUELADA
108. CEQUELADO
109. CHALERINHA
  1. CHATICO
111. CHAVASCA
112. CHECHECA
113. CHERECA
114. CHIBIO
115. CHIMBICA
  1. CHUPADA
  2. CHUPADOR
  3. CHUPADORA
  4. CHUPANDO
  5. CHUPETA
  6. CHUPETINHA
  7. CHUPETINHA
  8. CHUPOU
  9. CICLANA
  10. CICLANO
126. CITERNA DE PORRA
127. CLCKLCKCNJHHHHJ
  1. CLITORIS
  2. COCOTA
  3. COMUNICAÇÃO
  4. COMUNICAÇÕES
  5. CONA
  6. CONCHA
  7. COORDENAÇÃO
135. COPO DE FAZER MILKSHAKE
  1. COPO DE VENUS
  2. COROAS
  3. CORPO
  4. CORRUPTO
  5. CRIANCA
  6. CRISTA DE GALO
  7. CROSSDRESSER
  8. CU
  9. CUECAO
145. CUSTOZINHA
  1. CUZAO
  2. CUZINHO
  3. CUZINHOS
  4. DADEIRA
  5. DE PROGRAMA
  6. DECLARADA
  7. DECLARADO
  8. DECLARAR
  9. DEPARTAMENTO
155. DEPOSITO DE PORRA
  1. DESCINHECIDO
  2. DESCNHECIDO
  3. DESCOMHECIDO
  4. DESCONECIDO
  5. DESCONEHECIDO
  6. DESCONHACIDO
  7. DESCONHCEIDA
  8. DESCONHCIDO
  9. DESCONHECID
  10. DESCONHECIDA
  11. DESCONHECIDO
  12. DESCONHECIDOINDIGENTE
  13. DESCONHECIO
  14. DESCONHESIDO
  15. DESCONHJECIDO
  16. DESCONNHECIDO
  17. DESCOSNHECIDO
  18. DESCONHECIDA
  19. DESEJADA
175. DESGRACA DE MACHO
  1. DESONHECIDO
  2. DESWCONHECIDO
  3. DESXONHECIDO
179. DFSDF
  1. DIRETORIA
181. DITA-CUJA
182. DIVINA FLOR DA MULHER
  1. DIVISAO
  2. DSCONHECIDO
  3. EFTAL
  4. EFTO
  5. EGNORADO
  6. EJACULACAO
  7. ELEGANCIA
  8. ENATIMORTO
  9. ENCANTADA
  10. ENCOXADA
193. ENGOLE-ESPADA
  1. ENRABADAS
  2. ERETIL
  3. EROSGUIDE
  4. EROSMANIA
  5. EROTIC
  6. EROTICA
  7. EROTICAS
  8. EROTICO
  9. EROTICOS
  10. EROTIKA
  11. EROTISMO
  12. ESCORT
  13. ESCORTS
207. ESCOVA MOLHADINHA
208. ESFIHA
  1. EXCITANTES
  2. EXECUTIVOVIP
  3. EXPLICITO
  4. FANTASIAS SEXUAIS
  5. FENDA
  6. FERO
  7. FERTO
  8. FETAL
  9. FETASL
  10. FETICHE
  11. FETICHES
  12. FETICHISTA
  13. FETISH
  14. FETIXE
  15. FETO
  16. FETO MORTO
225. FILHA DA PUTA
226. FILHO DA PUTA
  1. FISTING
  2. FM
  3. FODA
  4. FODAO
  5. FODENDO
  6. FODIDO
233. FOGOSAS
234. FONTE DA VIDA
235. FORNICADA
236. FOTOS AMADORAS
237. FOTOS CASEIRAS
238. FRUTO PROIBIDO
239. FUDENDO
240. FUDIDO
  1. FULANA
  2. FULANA DE TAL
  3. FULANO
  4. FULANO DE TAL
  5. FUNDA
246. FURUSTRECA
247. GARAGEM DA FRENTE
  1. GAROTA DE
  2. GAROTAS DE
  3. GAY/GLS
  4. GAYS
  5. GLBT
  6. GLS
254. GOSTOZUDAS
  1. GOZADA
  2. GOZADAS
257. GRELUDAS
  1. GRUPAL
  2. GSEXY
260. GULOSINHA
  1. HARDCORE
  2. HENTAI
  3. HENTAIS
  4. HOME
  5. HOMEDM
  6. HOMEME
  7. HOMOM
  8. HOMOSEXUAL
  9. HOMOSSEXUAL
  10. HOMOSSEXUALIDADE
  11. HOMRM
  12. HOUSE OF LOVE
  13. HPMEM
274. HUGECOCK
  1. IDENTIDADE DESCONHECIDA
  2. IDENTIFICADO
  3. IDIOTA
  4. IGNORADA
  5. IGNORADO
  6. IGNORAR PAI
  7. ILEGIVEL
  8. IMPOTENCIA
  9. INCESTO
  10. INCESTOS
  11. INEXISTENTE
  12. INFORMADA
  13. INFORMADO
288. INFORMATICA
  1. INGENUO
  2. KAMASSUTRA
  3. KAMASUTRA
292. KATCHANGA
293. LABIOS DE FEMEA
  1. LADRAO
  2. LANHO
296. LARGO DO BILAU
  1. LESBIAN
  2. LESBIAS
  3. LESBICA
  4. LESBICAS
  5. LESBOFETICHE
302. LEVANTA ASTRAL
  1. LGBT
  2. LIBIDOS
  3. LINDINHA
306. LIXA-PICA
  1. LOLITAS
  2. LOLITOS
  3. LOSANGO
  4. LUVINHA
311. MACHADADA
  1. MAGNITUDE
  2. MALETA
  3. MAMAE NOEL
  4. MARISCO
  5. MASOQUISMO
317. MASSA FOLHADA
  1. MASSAGISTAS
  2. MASTURBACAO
  3. MASTURBADOR
  4. MASTURBADORES
322. MEDE-ROLA
  1. MEGASEX
324. MEIO DE VIDA
325. MELA-PENTELHO
  1. MELECA
  2. MELEQUINHA
  3. MENAGE
  4. MENAGES
  5. MERDA
  6. MERDAO
  7. MERETRIZ
  8. MESMA
  9. METENDO
  10. MIJADA
  11. MISERIA
  12. MULHER
338. MY PRECIOUS
  1. N C
  2. NAO
  3. NAO CONSTA
  4. NÃO CADASTRADO
  5. NÃO CADASTRADA
  6. NAO DECLARADO
  7. NÃO DECLARADA
  8. NAO IDENTIFICADO
  9. NAO INFORMADA
  10. NAO INFORMADO
  11. NAO POSSUI
  12. NÃO PREENCHIDO
  13. NATI MORTO
  14. NATIMORTO
353. NAVALHADA
  1. NC
  2. NHANHA
  3. NINFETA
  4. NINFETAS
  5. NINFETINHAS
359. NINHO DE ROLA
  1. NUAS
  2. NUDISMO
362. NUGGET DE PEIXE
  1. OBA
  2. OBITO FETAL
365. OLHO DE TANDERA
  1. OMITIDA
  2. OMITIDO
  3. ORAL
  4. ORGAO SEXUAL FEMININO
  5. ORGASM
  6. ORGASMO
  7. ORGASMOS
  8. ORGIA
  9. ORGIAS
  10. OSTRINHA
  11. OTARIO
  12. PACIENTE SEXO FEMININO SE
378. PAI IGNORADO
379. PAPA-DURO
  1. PAPAI NOEL
381. PARMESAO
  1. PASSARINHA
  2. PASTEL DE PELO
  3. PATACA
385. PAUSUDAS
  1. PECADO
  2. PECHERECA
388. PEIDAO
  1. PEIDO
390. PEIDORREIRO
  1. PEITOS
  2. PEITUDA
  3. PEITUDAS
  4. PELADA
  5. PELADAS
  6. PELADO
  7. PENIANA
  8. PENIANAS
  9. PENIANO
  10. PENIANOS
  11. PENIS
  12. PERERECA
  13. PERETECA
  14. PERIQUITA
  15. PERSEGUIDA
  16. PICA
407. PIMPOLHA
  1. PIRANHUDA
  2. PIRIGUETES
  3. PIROCA
  4. PIROCAO
  5. PIROCAS
  6. PIROCUDO
414. PITBITOCA
415. PITCHBICHA
416. PITCHBITOCA
417. PITCHULINHA
418. PITHBICHA
419. PITHBITOCA
420. PITIBICHA
  1. PITRICA
  2. PIXOTA
  3. PLAYBOY
  4. PLAYBOYS
  5. PODOLATRIA
  6. POMBINHA
  7. POMPOAR
  8. POMPOARISMO
  9. POMPOARISTA
  10. PORCA DO PARAFUSO
  11. PORNO
  12. PORNOGRAFIA
  13. PORNOGRAFICO
  14. PORNOS
  15. PORNSTARS
  16. PORRA
437. PORTA TACOS
438. PORTEIRA DO CARALHO
  1. PREENCHIDA
  2. PREENCHIDO
  3. PRENCHECA
  4. PREXECA
  5. PRIQUITA
  6. PRIQUITO
  7. PROCURADA
  8. PROGRAMA
  9. PROSTITUAS
  10. PROSTITUTA
  11. PROSTITUTAS
  12. PUNHETA
  13. PUNHETEIRO
  14. PUSSY
  15. PUTA
  16. PUTARIA
  17. PUTAS
  18. PUTINHA
  19. PUTZ
458. QUEBRA-PINTO
  1. QUENGA
  2. QUINTINHA
  3. RABUDA
  4. RABUDAS
463. RACHA RECEPTORA
  1. RAMEIRA
  2. RAPARIGA
  3. RECEM NASCIDO
  4. RECEM NASCIDO DE IDENTIDA
  5. RELAX
  6. REPARTIDA
  7. RETARDADO
471. ROLINHA
  1. RUA SEM SAIDA
  2. SACANAGEM
  3. SACANAS
475. SACA-ROLA
  1. SACOLA
  2. SADISMO
  3. SADO
  4. SADOMASO
  5. SADO-MASO
  6. SADOMASOQUISMO
  7. SADOMASOQUISMOS
  8. SADOMASOQUISTA
  9. SADOMAZOQUISMO
  10. SADO-MAZOQUISMO
  11. SAFADA
  12. SAFADAS
  13. SAFADO
  14. SAFADOS
490. SAIDA DE FILHO DA PUTA
  1. SAPA
  2. SAPECA
  3. SAPO BOI
  4. SBREGISTRO
  5. SCORT
  6. SCORTS
  7. SECRETARIA
  8. SEM INFORMA AO
  9. SEM INFORMACAO
  10. SEM MAE
  11. SEM PAI
  12. SEM REGISTRO
  13. SENHOR
504. SENHORA
  1. SENHORITA
  2. SEQUELADA
  3. SEQUELADO
508. SETOR
509. SETOR DE EMBARQUE
  1. SEU
  2. SEX
  3. SEX SHOP
  4. SEXBOYS
  5. SEXGATAS
  6. SEXO
  7. SEXOLOGISTA
  8. SEXSHOP
  9. SEX-SHOP
  10. SEXSHOPING
  11. SEXSHOPS
  12. SEXSITES
  13. SEXTOY
  14. SEXTOYS
  15. SEXUAIS
  16. SEXUAL
  17. SEXUALIDADE
  18. SEXX
  19. SEXXXY
  20. SEXXXYCLUB
  21. SEXXY
  22. SEXXYSHOP
  23. SEXY
  24. SEXYCLUBE
  25. SEXYS
  26. SEXYSHOP
  27. SHEMALE
  28. SHEMALES
  29. SICLANA
  30. SICLANO
  31. SIRICA
  32. SIRIRICA
542. SONHO RECHEADO
  1. SOTRAVESTI
  2. SUADINHA
  3. SUBREGISTRO
  4. SUBREGISTRO
547. SUGA PINTO
  1. SURUBA
  2. SURUBAS
550. SUVACO DE COXA
  1. SWING
  2. SWINGERS
  3. SWINGS
  4. SWINGUEIRA
555. TABACA
  1. TABACO
  2. TABAQUEIRA
  3. TAIO
  4. TAIOBA
  5. TALHO
  6. TARADA
  7. TATURANA
  8. TCHACA
  9. TCHECA
  10. TCHONGA
566. TCHUCHUCA
567. TCHUTCHUCA
568. TELE-SEXO
  1. TENTACAO
  2. TENTATIVA
  3. TESAO
  4. TESOURO DE POBRE
573. TESTADOR DE BATINA
  1. TESTAO
  2. TESTE
  3. TESUDA
  4. TESUDAS
  5. TESUDO
  6. TETINHA
  7. TEZAO
  8. TEZUDA
  9. TEZUDO
  10. TGATAS
  11. T-GIRLS
  12. TIXE
586. TOBINHA
  1. TOCA
588. TOMAS TURBANDO
589. TOMBA-MACHO
  1. TOPSEXY
  2. TOYS
  3. TRANNY
  4. TRANSA
  5. TRANSANDO
  6. TRANSAS
  7. TRANSESEX
  8. TRANSEX
  9. TRANSEXUAIS
  10. TRANSEXUAL
  11. TRANSGENERO
  12. TRANSSEXUAL
  13. TRAVECAS
  14. TRAVECO
  15. TRAVECOS
  16. TRAVESSEIRINHO
  17. TRAVESTI
  18. TRAVESTIS
  19. TRAVETIS
  20. TREM PARTIDO
  21. TREPADA
  22. TREPADAS
  23. TREVO
  24. TRIANGULO
  25. TROCO
  26. TROUXA
  27. TROXA
617. TUNEL DO AFOGAMENTO
618. UH-TERERE
  1. UM HOMEM
  2. UPSKIRT
  3. VACILAO
622. VADJAINA
  1. VAGABUNDA
  2. VAGABUNDO
  3. VAGINA
  4. VAGINAL
  5. VAGINAS
628. VAGINISMO
629. VAJOCA
  1. VALIOSA
  2. VEIACA
  3. VEIACO
  4. VELCRO
  5. VIADINHO
  6. VIADO
  7. VIBRADOR
  8. VIBRADORES
  9. VIBRO
  10. VIBROS
640. VIDEO CASEIRO
641. VIDEOS AMADORES
642. VIDEOS CASEIROS
  1. VIELA
  2. VOYERISMO
  3. VOYEUR
  4. VOYEURISMO
  5. VOYEURS
  6. VULVA
649. XABASCA
650. XAMPOLA
  1. XANA
652. XANINHA
  1. XATICO
654. XAVASCA
655. XEBRECA
656. XERECA
657. XEXECA
658. XIBIO
  1. XOROCA
  2. XOTA
  3. XOTINHA
  4. XOXOTA
  5. XOXOTAS
  6. XOXOTINHA
665. XULIPA
  1. XUMBREGA
667. XUPAXOTA
668. XUPETA
669. XUPETINHA
  1. XX FALECEU XX
  2. XX USAR ESTE
  3. XX USAR XX
  4. XXX
674. ZONA DO AGRIAO
  1. ZOOFILIA
  2. ZOOFILIAS
  3. ZOOOFILIA
  4. CACHORRO
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2020.07.24 23:13 Alastor-Ghoul Why Tsukasa's Super Strength is Actually Physically Possible

Most people (myself included) were a tad disappointed, that Tsukasa's inhuman strength seemed to come from nowhere. I expected Tsukasa to have some kind of backstory that explained how he got so strong. I was expecting him to be the victim of a mad scientist's experiment or something along those lines. However, his super strength is actually not as far-fetched as you may think. In real life we have likely all heard about the strong men in freakshows that could lift like 800+ pounds, but most people just assumed it was some kind of harmless hoax. However, there is actually a competition in real life called Arnold Strongman, in which one of the victors- Brian Shaw was seen deadlifting 1,128 pounds. I would assume that someone with the capability of lifting 1,128 pounds could indeed punch a lion so hard that they would die instantaneously. Especially considering Tsukasa is a MMA fighter, which whenever it comes to martial arts, people learn about how to find weak points on an enemy's body, as well as how to throw optimal punches for max strength output without severely damaging their limb. Adult male lions weigh on average 420 pounds, therefore someone who is capable of lifting 1,128 pounds and knows MMA likely could kill a lion by punching it in the head. Especially if he was in an adrenaline rush (despite not appearing to be.) Therefore, Tsukasa's super strength is actually physically possible through rigorous training. So, he did not need anything like some mythical Nazi potion to make a super soldier. He just needed the right training.
EDIT: I should have made it more clear that this was intended to be a theory. I do not know for a fact if it would actually be physically possible. It's just some data I gathered and thought it was plausible. I apologize to the people who thought I was basically saying I know this for a fact. Also, if you look up world's strongest punch you can find some information about a person who has a punch force that is the equivalent of 96 horsepower, which is the same force of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed, which I should think would be capable of killing a lion, but the size difference between a fist and a vehicle would likely need to come into play.
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2020.07.21 21:07 ScandinavianSplenda A year ago, I tried sugar dating (as a SD) – biggest shitshow of my life

EDIT: I have summarized all the (very) different answers that I got here in this reply: https://old.reddit.com/sugarlifestyleforum/comments/hvdljo/a_year_ago_i_tried_sugar_dating_as_a_sd_biggest/fz2i22t/
Warning: this is long. Like 6000 words long, and it took me around 8 hours to write in a coherent way. Some users here will no doubt find me a moron, gullible, or other negative things. Some will say I was scammed, some will say I had it coming, some will say I wasn’t. Some of you will probably say I have no business in sugar dating, when I don’t have more money than I do. At the very least, I think most of you will have as big a “WTF?” response as I did throughout the whole thing.
I’m a 35 year old dude from Scandinavia. Pretty decent looking, well educated, talkative, social, and a pretty decent job.
So, a year ago, a lot of shit was happening in my life. I was getting ready to get back into a fulltime job as my own startup hadn’t taken off, I was dealing with my dad slowly losing his memory, and a very out-of-nowhere death of my mother, who we expected to have around for another 30 years or so. Not just that, but I had already been dealing with a mild depression for a few years, and now not only did I have to arrange everything (my dad is too old to help much), I was also dealing with lawyers, inheritance, taking over some family business that I had no clue how to run, bank loans suddenly in my name, and on and on. To round things up, this came right after I had broken up with my at-that-time-girlfriend, who had then tried to kill herself and later stalked me online. It wasn’t a great time in my life.
So, at that time, I already knew a little about sugar dating. From curiosity I had been lurking on this sub for half a year or so, and had made a “test account” on SA just to see what it was all like. During last summer, being abroad speaking at a conference, the loneliness cracked me and I paid for a membership.
That said, very quickly, I found out this was not for me. I was getting spammed by escorts, prostitutes, and women wanting me to pay for photos of their feet. I talked to a few, but nothing ever came out of it: they would randomly disappear, one starting talking about keeping it quiet from her real boyfriend (huge turnoff???), and a few turned out to be very very sketchy. After about 3 weeks, I cancelled my membership again.
Within the last few days, I get a message from a 22yo girl I favorited or messaged right at the beginning, from Westcoast’ish region of the US. I explain to her that I was mistaken, and this really wasn’t for me. I was looking for a genuine relationship, not to pay someone for company (though happy to take care of the person I’m with). I’m not insanely rich either and won’t/can’t be the guy that endlessly showers her with money or gifts. I’m well off, but I’m more of a 10%’er than a 1%’er generally speaking. I made all this very clear. So I was happy to talk, but doubted that was what she wanted/was looking for. Surprisingly, she said she wanted the same! “Something real”. So, we started talking. (Side note: you might wonder why I even bothered signing up on a Sugar Dating site then. Well, I fell for the marketing. “These are just women looking to date better men” so to speak. Yes, I’m an idiot.)
We seemed to get along really well and seemed to have a mutual attraction. Looking back, maybe I should have been suspicious just how funny she found my jokes. We clicked almost unrealistically well when it came to kinks, both liked weed, both seemed to be very open people, we shared core values, she seemed interested in me and vice versa. It all seemed great!
Now, distance is obviously a bit of a thing here. For me, not that big a deal. I’ve lived in Japan for a while, so got used to long-distance stuff from there, and have (normal, regular, non-sugary) had a girlfriend in the US before as well. It seemed a bit more problematic for her. We get to know each other, and after a small month of casually talking (texting, but also video chatting around 5 times for several hours at a time), we decide on a date range and I buy her a ticket to come see me for 10 days.
And really, this is where things start taking a bad turn. I should have already noticed some red flags, but I had put it down to cultural and generational differences. She would often disappear for a few days and just not reply. Or when we were agreeing on stuff, randomly disappear for the rest of the day. Was difficult getting in touch with. She would always just tell me she was extremely busy with work, tired when she got home, and wasn’t much of a texter. But at times it was more in the “I just need a yes/no within 24 hours” type things, and she would still be a pain getting in touch with. There also started to pop up a few mild inconsistencies in her stories, that I couldn’t quite tell if were real or not. We would be texting about when we should video chat, and she would leave for days when I sent “so today or tomorrow?” for instance. Super frustrating, leaving a feeling of both not respecting my time, and also fucking up my schedule. We would be texting back and forth, and out of nowhere she would just randomly not reply for a few days. At one point, before I booked the ticket, it had gotten bad enough (she had gone poof for about 1½ weeks) that I wrote her it was fine if she wasn’t interested, but I wasn’t going to deal with this. I have a friend in LA, who called it. “If you do this, just know she’ll shower you with attention right after, but later she’ll go back to being the same”. Which is exactly what had happened.
Anyway.
While my subscription had run out, curiosity got the better of me, and I logged back in to see if she was still active on SA – and at that point, I realized she was still logging back into SA on, at a minimum, daily basis. Hell, there were times she wouldn’t be responding to a message, but would log in for days on end on SA instead. This continued until literally only about an hour before her plane left, on the day she was going here. I’ll be honest, this bugged me, but at the same time who I am I tell people whether they can talk to strangers online or not? We weren’t dating, we weren’t in a relationship. So, I put it in the “not my business” bucket.
Since I was, at this point, really not interested in a “sugar relationship with no strings attached” (again, something I had made extremely clear), I asked about her time on there. She told me she didn’t have a sugar daddy now and hadn’t had one for a long time. “I still go on dates though” – it would take me over half a year to realize this is a polite way of saying “I still meet up and fuck for money though”. At another time, she later said something along the lines of “well I mean I still have sex with some of them if I like them”.
I spent a massive amount of time preparing for this (probably in the 30 hour+ range). She didn’t want to be involved in any planning at all, barely even putting in the effort to say what type of things she wanted to see (“I don’t know what’s there, so I’ll depend on you showing me” type deal). I planned a ton, phoned a bunch of local business to help her out with a certification situation, figured out what we could see in ex amount of days, what she wanted, and also spent a few hours looking at tourist videos on YouTube that I could send her. I sent her 3 (in total, maybe 25min?) which covered different topics – when she arrived, I learned she had never bothered watching any of them, and legit had no fucking clue about my country. Like, really, zero knowledge.
You might be wondering why I hadn’t noped out long before. What can I say, she was beyond charming to talk to, and while her actions clearly spoke of a certain personality, her words and interactions with me did not. I’m a romantic, sue me.
During the final weeks of planning, expenses suddenly started pilling up as well. Not only was I obviously paying the ticket, and all expenses while she was here, but I also paid for a dog sitter (hundreds of dollars for 10 days?), for extra transport, and, at the end, convinced me to also pay her regular salary while she was here – she really needed the money, after all. So now, I’m paying the transport and ticket, all expenses, dog sitter, and her regular salary. At this point I should obviously have known she wasn’t looking for a real relationship, but there was a sunken cost fallacy going on, and as I said, I was lonely as shit. It’s important to note that while I’m well off (particularly for my age), I’m definitely not filthy rich. I make around 100k a year, and have a net worth in the 1% for my generation, but I’m not in a situation where I can throw 5 or 10k around needlessly, you know? I live a nice comfortable life, but I definitely don’t live an American-1%-type life, which of course I had told her very early on.
Now, it can be a bit crazy meeting people like this, so I obviously wanted to Google her a bit, to make sure no murder records show up, lol. But homegirl is an absolute enigma online. Does not exist. No records of anything. No social media. No photos of any kind. Number not connected to anything. ZERO info, to the point where it was obvious that serious effort had been put into hiding herself online. Gotta be honest, that weirded me out a bit – in contrast, to make her feel safe about the whole thing, I messaged her a shitton of info on me (address, public registries, social media, work info, pretty much everything I could think of), which I had no issue with her sharing with a friend for safety. I now understand this is pretty common for sex workers, but remember that at this point, I’m still sold on a “normal relationship”.
I had originally sorted out anyone on SA that had been on the site longer than a year or so, exactly because I wasn’t interested in a “pro”. It was around this time that I realized I had misread her profile – it wasn’t 2 months old, it was 2 years old. “But we’ve made it this far, might as well keep going?” I essentially think.
She arrives, I pick her up at the airport, everything is beyond awesome. I’m extremely happy to see her, she seems extremely happy to see me, seems super excited to be here, seems impressed/happy with my efforts, and all seems pretty good. I think her first reaction when we got back home was “Dude, this is banger”, which still gives me a bit of a laugh. Genuinely great.
Throughout her time here though, weird issues starting popping up. She was very awkward discussing anything socio-economic (and had apparently never heard that term before??), seemed offended (though she would constantly say “I don’t get offended”) when discussing bad neighborhoods in my city (“Yeah? What’s bad about poor people? Is it because they’re foreigners?” – those types of replies, which were way more aggressive than the topic at hand and seemed to spin things out of proportion or intention. They’re bad cuz there’s a ton of crime there...). To my understanding she actually came from a fairly well-off family, which confused me more.
I knew a bit about it already, but she had an extremely negative/weird focus on her own ethnicity (Asian), making it clear she felt it was very awkward and weird I had spent a time of my life living in Tokyo (“I just find it weird to have another country as a hobby…” – why? I think that’s incredibly common, actually), and was asking a lot of questions on exactly how I had originally found her profile – “You must have been looking for Asian girls”. Completely true, I find Asians generally very attractive, but as far as I remember I found her profile by searching for very different things that popped up in her profile (like “420” as an example). But at the same time she had her ethnicity prominently featured in her username and dressed almost stereotypically “young Asian”. While being incredibly awkward about her own ethnicity, she would also say things like “if we started dating, my friends wouldn’t like you... they’d say like, oh, you’re dating that type of guy...”. I didn’t understand at first, but she later explained that, basically, her friends would give her shit for dating a white guy. So, there were a lot of weird shit going on. She would talk a lot about not wanting to be fetishized for being Asian, but at the same time she was the only one who kept bringing it up. Not to mention, as I explained to her several times, I really didn’t view her as “Asian”, I viewed her as “American”.
We went out one night to show her the night life, and at one point a bartender forgets to bill us. She says “Oh he probably gave us the drink for free, that happens all the time, with my ex bartenders always used to tell us how cute we were together and give us the drink for free”. At least from my perspective, that’s a pretty awkward thing to start talking about on a date.
There were other awkward/weird moments that popped up in random conversations. She was a SB, but thought pickup artists were the lamest people in the world. When we talked about kids, she said “I know I have good genes, so I should have kids”. One evening we were out eating, and she just shut down for a hour, getting borderline angry with me for asking what she liked about her hobby/job – “that’s what I talk about all day at work, I don’t want to talk about it now”, which is fine, but she was also extremely secretive with her life, so I had pretty limited conversational topics, and she didn’t really talk about anything else (her work/hobby, weed, and BDSM – that was largely it, so it was difficult to just find a different topic to start talking about at times). Not to mention that she had previously talked endlessly about how much she enjoyed her job, and what a big part of her life that activity was, so it felt very out of nowhere.
But she still felt very affectionate. Still felt real. Never asked me for money, or to buy her anything (I obviously did anyway). There would be days she would just look at me and say “dude, this is legit a perfect day for me right now”. I remember a morning I was making her breakfast, and she just randomly stumbled into the kitchen and just gives me this strong long hug from behind. Over the days there were plenty of words of affection, walking around clinging to my arm, giggling and smiling. Her boss wrote her a few times about issues, and she asked me if I could help her write messages and emails explaining the situation (long story about work stuff, I understood it fairly well, just wrote the message on her behalf in “proper business language” or whatever you’d call it), which I gladly did. Yes, I saw the messages, just normal work stuff. In fact, the whole thing was very disarming, since she just left her phone with me a bit - I’m not an asshole, so I didn’t just go through her conversations. Quick jump back: a day or two before the little sweet hugging, she had one evening asked me to take a test on my “love language”. What do I get? I like people telling me nice things and touching me. When she asked me to take it, I thought she was just being quirky/cute or had an interest in that stuff, but looking back, it’s also a very clever way to know what to say/do to a person to make them like you. Hers were, you guessed it, gifts. Obviously.
Yet at the same time, I often had this weird feeling that I was disappointing her, or not living up to expectations. That really, she would prefer I was someone else than who I was. I often felt I had to “wear a mask” in front of her, and likewise, I often felt that I wasn’t seeing “the real her”. It was awkward, because at times she would outright state that she was attracted to men who very clearly were not the type of person that I am. She liked the Washington-CEO-In-A-Suit-And-In-Control type person, and I’m pretty far in the other end being a romantic fool, pretty casual, have a fine arts degree, and write mopey love songs. I’m a guy that’s extremely empathetic, focuses a lot on being a morally good person, lots of self-deprecating jokes – a far cry from the hard “Christian Grey” type she seemed to actually like.
This “other person” would sometimes pop up in distress, and it would almost be like sitting next to a different person for a few minutes. Very much a “wtf is going on here??” type deal. Sometimes it would be small facial changes or suddenly bursting out a sentence, while at a few other times it would be a fullblown crying your eyes out meltdown (and then 5 minutes later, back to poppy happy-go-lucky self). Other things would be inconsistencies like saying she didn’t care for politics, but would spend 30-60min a day speeding through mostly political news on Reddit and YouTube. Small stuff, but there nonetheless. Small side note in regards to news: it seemed almost confusing for her that I didn’t know all the details about American politics. In general, I think there was a problem for her understanding cultural differences. On the surface level, our two cultures are very alike, or seem to mostly have structural changes, but that’s really not the case. I’d say Japans culture is more similar to us than that of the US, and I think these “hidden differences” fucked with her a lot.
Anyway.
Even if she hadn’t outright said so a few times, it was obvious she was very depressed. One night she almost randomly just broke down and cried her eyes out for a solid 5 minutes, while I’m sitting there trying to comfort her. Other times she would blurt out little comments like “other people will always only look out for themselves” or “you can’t get disappointed if you don’t hope for anything”. She had been suicidal in the past and was clearly still on the verge of something serious. At one point while we were out eating, she literally looked at me and said “I wouldn’t have come here if I didn’t want to die” - which I have to say is one of the most far out comments I’ve ever received from anyone. Once she noticed the shock / hurt on my face, for obvious reasons, she added something like “I don’t mean you, I mean this situation” or something like that. When you go from a relationship with someone who wants to kill themselves if you’re not together, it’s a pretty big leap to being told the only reason someone is spending time with you is because they don’t care if they die. Even now, I still really don’t know what to say about that. Anyway, point being, she was hella depressed.
This ties into lifestyle and sexuality.
Sexually, she was heavily into BDSM. Like... real heavy into it. I’m into it. I’ve played with it. I actually know quite a bit about it, but she blew me out of the sky. With a nuke, strapping another nuke. Like, DAMN. Initially this was something I was very into, as it tied pretty much perfectly into my own sexual interests – but this quickly changed. I learned her father had beaten her and her mother a lot, and she had pretty much run away at 18 to college (scholarship), after which she had jumped straight into the hardcore BDSM scene. There, she engaged in very heavy play from day one, with a lot of people. She had a profile on a fetish site she showed me, and it was pretty much all just filled with comments from guys over the years writing how they fucked her up. I think one of them just said something like “I should have beaten you harder”. It was actually pretty depressing to read, not to mention that one of her only personal updates on that profile was a few years back, clearly distressed, talking about how “you should never think a Master is an actual friend” or something like that. At some point during all this, she tells me, she was also sexually assaulted. She was very into essentially getting beaten up or treated like trash. She had been in several “24/7 BDSM relationships”, had been with one or two dudes who liked “giving her” to other guys, and so on. She had tried aaaaalmost everything apart from an outright gangbang. On one hand she spoke very openly about it all, with zero shyness. On the other hand, one evening we were talking about sexual partners, and she refused to engage in the conversation when I asked what number of sexual partners she had had (keep in mind this is in a conversation where we also just talked about her getting fucked in public in front of a bunch of people and other similar activities, had shared abuse stories, life stories, etc. – not to mention it’s a topic casual enough in my country, that I know the number of sexual partners for both my parents and a few friends) and seemed to get outright angry/offended at the question. Almost ruined the entire evening, she REALLY didn’t like being asked, and simply stated “I don’t know, my generation doesn’t keep count”. What little reaction I got, left me with the impression that it was in the hundreds over just a few years.
Now, it might sound like I’m trying to shame her or something. That’s really not it. Fuck whoever you want, not my business what you get up to in your sex life. I’ve done some shit I don’t talk about at dinners too. But when you have a girl that essentially ran away from home because she was abused by her dad, had what I understood as a very weak mother, is obviously incredibly depressed, with obvious low self-esteem/self-worth, I can’t stand here and say that it is responsible to engage in humiliating/degrading/objectifying sexual activities with a ton of guys that don’t care about you. Moreso, I’m extremely disappointed in all the older men who apparently over the years had zero problems with fucking this girls head up. I read a post from a person on here who wrote “Power Exchange only works if there is actual power to exchange”. It didn’t feel like power exchange, it felt like taking advantage of someone. The more I learned about her, the more I felt everything we were engaging in was just enabling and furthering her unhealthy and self-destructive behavior. I tried talking to her about it, but she seemed pretty unresponsive to the conversation, and genuinely like she hadn’t thought about it, and didn’t care. She smoked weed on a daily basis, and not the lightweight kind. We went and bought some here, and she basically didn’t feel anything at all because she was used to vaping some crazy shit at home. Another sign that she wasn’t happy with her life and preferred to space out, so she didn’t have to think about it. To me at least, it appeared she had started mixing sugar dating and BDSM as pretty much her first relationships, and had at this point largely internalized them as “how normal relationships are”.
One night we were out eating, I had taken her to what is one of the most expensive restaurants in the country in a very old classic hotel, absolutely stunning interior, and I was venting a bit about what kind of expectations were placed on me by family, what type of life I was supposed to lead, and so forth. As I noted earlier, for me it’s very important to try and uphold a certain moral integrity, to be a “good person”, both trusting and trustworthy, helping out others when I can and so on. She was beyond kind in her words to me there, and reaffirmed many wonderful things on how kind of a person she thought I was. In fact, it was so “perfect”, that it made me speculate on whether it was true – though a genuine friend of mine has previously told me the same, so I bought it, and simply thought I should learn to accept a nice compliment.
One or two days later, we’re out drinking. During the trip, she told me she had previously done a Ketamine treatment for her depression about 1½ years earlier, and was saving up to go for a second treatment now, but it was very expensive. She was also engaged in 2 lawsuits with former business partners - she had ditched her scholarship midway, to start up her own business with some friends in South America, but she refused to tell me the details, yet explained how badly treated she was by different systems and people there. Basically, homegirl was hella broke and needed money for treatment and lawsuits. While I may be overreacting, keep in mind the timing she starts dropping this topic into the conversation: a day after I’ve just told her about myself as a person and my reaction to such situations.
She needed about 20k in total – I told her I wouldn’t give her that, but that I could probably help her out with half of it or something, maybe a bit more if we agreed it was a longterm loan (I was in a situation where I needed to make sure shit with my bank was flowing, before I could do much, a situation that only finally settled about 3 months ago now). I didn’t want her to feel obligated to be with me for this, so I made it clear I would send it whether we decided to stay together or not. Before you call me a complete idiot, keep in mind I thought I was building a real relationship with this girl. Her profile quite literally states “looking for something real”. So here I am, in a privileged life with little real worries, never had to fend truly for myself, with a ton of expendable capital. Yes, of course I’ll help, it sounds/sounded like a truly horrible situation. Not to mention she really needed therapy.
The rest of the trip flows fairly well. In fact, one evening out, she told me that “This might be toxic. It feels so good being here, and it’ll be crap when I get back home”. There were days where I had genuinely not felt so relaxed and at ease with a person in close to a decade. Days later, some crying goodbyes in the airport, and off she goes. We planned on meeting up again and take a trip together to Tokyo a few months later.
Now, it’s a year ago, so I might be remembering things incorrectly here, but a few days ago I got a memory of her saying something like “why does it feel like this is the last time we’ll see each other?”. At the time I completely brushed it off, I mean, it wasn’t going to be the last time obviously!
My curiosity gets the better of me, and I look if she’s still constantly logging on to SA. Before she even landed in her own airport, just the airport for the interconnecting flight, and she’s back checking SA. Maybe she never stopped checking it, I didn’t look while she was here. We talk a bit, I try and give her some extra space (we talked about that), but pretty quickly she starts disappearing for days on end again. The conversation moves more towards her financial situation. I tell her it’s still a few weeks before I can transfer any money. She talks about maybe having to join the army to avoid just going broke. Next day she writes me what I think of her being a camgirl (I told her I thought it should require some serious thought before she did that). Looking back, the timing again is interesting to say the least. I’m now thinking/realizing if it was more her telling me she needed to do these shitty jobs, so I would get my ass in gear and send her some money.
Which of course I did. I sent her some money. Sure, the trip and everything had already cost me around 5k, but a promise is a promise after all. I realized the bank thing would drag out for a while, and thought hey, I’ll just send it now. Since I didn’t want to do it over my bank, I did it to her paypal – lucky for me, PayPal put a hard cap on how much I could send in 1 month, so I could only send half the agreed amount at first (around 3500). So I sent it, and wrote her a little email (as we had agreed) saying it was a loan, and please reply back that she understood it was. Then, complete and utter silence for about a week. Then a single email pops up, with her name, email, address, and “I accept the terms of the loan”. That was the last message I ever got back from her.
Obviously, I tried to write her, both via email and WhatsApp. The messages were never read. At first I was worried, going as far as to anonymously asking for advice on her situation on different Subreddits. I think the most correct answer I got back was from a girl in a somewhat similar situation, who said “if it’s true, help her if she asks, but there’s no way she’ll accept help from you, she needs to want it herself, you won’t be able to convince her, and if you push, she’ll probably just leave”. Buuuuut then I saw she was still logging in pretty much daily to SA, which in a weird way made me feel a lot better, because hey, at least she didn’t kill herself or something. At least she was “OK”.
This is the first, and so far only, time in my life someone ghosted me and honestly it fucked with me a lot. Someone I felt very emotionally connected to, and poof, gone without any explanation (along with some money). I felt like I had opened up to someone, trusted someone, and this was just... not what I expected. I genuinely couldn’t get her out of my mind, no matter how much I tried. Nothing about anything makes any sense, and everything felt like a giant contradiction. Was she young and freaked out about emotional commitment and just noped out? One friend thinks so. Was she a clever scammer from the getgo, and so brilliant at it I’m not even sure what happened afterwards? Another friend thinks so.
I’ve dated a few other girls since, even met up with a few sugar babies afterwards, and nothing works. It’s driving me absolutely insane, and I absolutely wish I could think of something else.
Was she a scammer? If so, a pretty bad one, since she could definitely have gotten more money out of me, and had no guarantee I would fall for any of this before she committed to coming here. I sent her no money before she arrived, which she was completely cool with. If she wanted money, it would also have been a lot more logical to stick around a month longer so I could send her the other half (I obviously didn’t). And why bother replying to the email then? Why give me an address and additional mail accounts? That makes no sense. That’s like the opposite actions of a smart scammer. Not to mention the many moments that had felt truly genuine and personal between us.
At the same time, looking back it’s obvious that when she disappeared, she was just with another dude. She constantly logged in on SA. Told me about how some guy was “lending her his tesla”, you know, just out of kindness (oh, and also writing her if she wanted to go on trips with him... again, you know, just out of kindness). Looking back, she was (possibly) incredibly manipulative. Roped me into giving her more and more money, and when she finally got another good chunk just disappeared completely, all while you’re convinced you’re looking to possibly build something together here. That’s just a regular ol’ love scam.
Or am I completely misunderstanding the situation, and should really be focusing on her mental illness in all of this? There’s plenty there, if what she told me was true, to explain erratic behavior like this, or feelings of freaking out or being unworthy when someone genuinely cares for you. That’s perfectly common symptoms of such situations.
Clouding it even more, there were definitely times I was weird as well. Generational differences and cultural differences mostly, but I also had this weird feeling of walking on eggshells around her, and I was at times incredibly bad at being straight forward, and other times pretty awkward emotionally. I can’t quite explain to you why, but I suppose part of that just came from being in a very new situation – which, equally, could be said about her. Thinking about it, another bit would be how she would correct me about things fairly directly, “don’t apologize so much” (it’s a cultural thing), or “isn’t it pretty rude that you’re walking on the inside of the pavement right now?”. It put things on edge.
I’ve even thought of emailing her telling her I’d outright pay for answers, just for the clarity of mind. I’m not even kidding when I say I would be thrilled for her to coldly tell me I’m an idiot and got scammed. Christ, what wonderful peace that would give me. What I wouldn't give for proper closure. The 10 days we spent together is an unending stream of utterly contradicting actions and words, and it’s really fucking with me.
Technically I could try to write her on Facebook. I didn’t find her. I had posted a picture of us on Instagram (again, very disarming that she didn’t care at all about taking a ton of pictures and videos together, and no issue if I wanted to share it on SoMe), and Facebooks algorithm suggested her as a friend about 2 months later. I obviously didn’t try to Friend her.
So here I am. Still can’t get this girl out of my head, and frustratingly enough, still with feelings for her. On one hand, I’m very thankful for the experience – it helped me grow a lot as a person. On the other hand, it’s one of the few in my life that I wish I could go back and just erase.
She logged back in a month ago, and I can’t help but wonder what she’s up to now. I hope she's well. Maybe writing all this here will mildly help me get all this shit sorted in my brain.
EDIT: If you made it this far, bravo! If you look through the comments, you'll see people here can't decide either. Some think it was an obvious scam. Others think it was two people meeting at a bad time in their lives. Some simply conclude "accept that you'll never know".
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2020.07.12 01:35 ElysianDreams [CONFLICT] La República: President Vizcarra recognizes Nuevo Ecuador united front as rightful Ecuadorian government, pledges humanitarian support but denies reports of Peruvian intervention Operación Ollantaytambo

La República

GALLERY: Ecuador remains in chaos despite the disappearance of the Baroja regime, with protesters and opposition militias occupying cities around the country

President Vizcarra recognizes "Nuevo Ecuador" united front as rightful Ecuadorian government, pledges humanitarian support but denies reports of Peruvian intervention

Based in the southern town of Naranjal, the Nuevo Ecuador movement has called for nationwide revolution against Baroja loyalists
Redacción :
Alessandra Alvarez Wong
13 de agosto 2029 11:50 h
LIMA - President Vizcarra today recognized the Nuevo Ecuador united front in Naranjal as the legitimate Ecuadorian government, pledging humanitarian aid and support to the protester-founded movement.
Nuevo Ecuador interim leader Maria Paula Romo praised Vizcarra and thanked Peru for its support and recognition, pledging to unite the country in "total revolution" against the left-wing Baroja regime and its loyalists.
Vizcarra vehemently denied media reports of an armed intervention into Ecuador by the Peruvian military, suggesting instead that the "Little Green Men" are ordinary Ecuadorian citizens fighting for their country's liberation and democracy.
Ecuador has been in a state of mass unrest ever since the January 3rd massacre of hundreds of peaceful protesters outside the Carondelet Palace in Quito by regime death squads, sparking uprisings and clashes that eventuallly forced the Baroja regime into hiding.
Opposition forces have coalesced around the city of Naranjal, forming a united front movement declaring itself as the Nuevo Ecuador and calling for democracy in the troubled Andean country.
Scattered reports out of Cuenca and Quito indicate that clashes have occurred between loyalist groups and those declaring in favour of Nuevo Ecuador, although with President Baroja in hiding many expect the loyalist movement to fall apart quickly.
TEMAS: [Ecuador] [Nuevo Ecuador] [Greater Andes] [#NoMas Movement] [Little Green Men]

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TRÁFICO URGENTE COMUNICADO A: FUERZA DE INTERVENCIÓN "HUASCAR" OPERACIÓN OLLANTAYTAMBO POR EL COMANDO GENERAL DE: MINISTERIO DE DEFENSA NACIONAL EDIFICIO QUINONES - LIMA MENSAJE COMIENZA: 
From General de División Pariwana Suarez Mayhuasca, Ejército del Peru, Commanding Officer, Fuerza de Intervención "Huascar"
First off, congratulations to all of you on the success of Op. CAJAMARCA. The Baroja regime has been thrown into disarray, and all initial goals have been achieved with minimal difficulties or losses. We now have plausible cover as the armed "volunteers" of the Nuevo Ecuador front, and will continue to operate in coordination with local opposition forces as we move forward to stabilizing the rest of the country.
With the Ecuadorian military in shambles - either cut off and isolated or fully defected to the Nuevo Ecuador movement - we expect any resistance to be limited at best.
DINI Maskirovka and SIGINT operations will continue over the next weeks as Nuevo Ecuador liberates more territory, limiting loyalist resistance and heightening popular support for the anti-Baroja movement. As always, all efforts must be made to limit civilian casualties and collateral damage in order to secure a better post-revolution political landscape. Remember that our goal is not only the overthrow of Baroja, but also the installation of a new government more amenable to Peruvian interests. Do try and keep the locals happy.
Reinforcements have been mobilized and will be made available for each axis of advance, with Operationally-Ready National Service conscripts managing internal security back home to free up active duty formations for deployment.
All armed individuals or groups in the region are to be treated as lawful combatants, with all the privileges that entails. Any prisoners shall be kept for trial by civilian authorities at a later date. We would much rather not have any war crimes investigations once this all dies down.
You have your orders. Make it so.
TRÁFICO URGENTE COMANDOS DEL DIA FUERZA DE INTERVENCIÓN "HUASCAR" MENSAJE COMIENZA: 
Quote of the day: And Great Viracocha, the Light of the Beginning, brought forth the Sun and the Moon and the Stars to fill the skies with His light, so that all could gaze upon His creations.

OPERACIÓN OLLANTAYTAMBO

Interactive Operation Map

Objective 1 The Cauldron: Cuenca

The second-largest city in southern Ecuador, Cuenca is nestled in the Andes range of the Ecuadorian highlands. Playing host to three brigades of the Ecuadorian Army - organized under the III Division "Tarqui" - the city's garrison is within striking distance of the Nuevo Ecuador headquarters at Naranjal, and therefore poses a major threat to the future of this operation.
With that in mind, three armoured cavalry brigades will be assigned to seize Cuenca and neutralize whatever loyalist opposition remains present in the metropolitan area, backed up by Mi-35P attack helicopters. Heeding the dangers of pushing armoured columns through mountain passes, the advance will take place on three axes in the northwest, west, and southwest - therefore surrounding the city from three sides. Fixed-wing airpower in the form of Su-25UB attack planes and F/A-18H Yellowjackets will interdict any loyalist forces that attempt to retreat to the eastern mountains, ensuring that none can escape.
This will take place in conjunction with DINI PSYOPS and cyberwarfare, with the overall aim of forcing a surrender or defection of the regime loyalists in Cuenca. Nuevo Ecuador authorities and local opposition leaders will be relied upon to help bring the city into compliance following the initial armed advance, because we really don't want to get stuck doing counterinsurgency warfare in the mountains.
1st Armoured Cavalry Brigade
HQ: NARANJAL
A heavy armoured brigade, fielding 80 Tifon-2a main battle tanks and 120 Singaporean Hunter AFVs alongside modern self-propelled artillery and support units. Allegedly involved in the 2029 Nuevo Ecuador revolution.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Squadron Headquarters & Signals 120 SULLANA
5th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Hunter AFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar SULLANA
6th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Hunter AFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar SULLANA
7th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Hunter AFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar SULLANA
31st Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Hunter AFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar SULLANA
51st Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 36x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM SULLANA
51st Artillery Group Field Artillery 400 27x SSPH Primus 155mm SPH, 9x Astros II MLRS SULLANA
51st Armoured Engineer Battalion Combat Engineering 600 48x DISCA Vicuna IMV SULLANA
51st Service Group Combat Service Support 600 SULLANA
3rd Armoured Cavalry Brigade
HQ: NARANJAL
Heavy armoured brigade, fielding 80 Tifon-2a main battle tanks, 144 Singaporean Bionix II IFVs, self-propelled artillery, and modern support units. Oriented against the Chilean Army's VI Division.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 MOQUEGUA
41st Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Bionix II IFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar MOQUEGUA
57th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Bionix II IFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar LOCUMBA
211th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Bionix II IFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar MOQUEGUA
311th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Bionix II IFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar LOCUMBA
3rd Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 24x Bionix II IFV, 12x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM MOQUEGUA
3rd Artillery Group Self-propelled Artillery 400 27x SSPH Primus 155mm SPH, 9x Type 90B 122mm MLRS MOQUEGUA
3rd Armoured Engineer Battalion Combat Engineering 600 MOQUEGUA
3rd Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 MOQUEGUA
5th Mountain Brigade
HQ: MACHALA
Armoured cavalry brigade outfitted for mountain warfare, fielding a fleet of light IMVs backed up with Cold War-era armoured vehicles.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 CUZCO
123rd Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x AMX-13 Light Tank, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar CALLAPALCA
10th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar CUZCO
15th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar CUZCO
59th Jungle Cavalry Regiment Light Infantry 800 72x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar QUILLABAMBA
5th Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 36x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM CUZCO
114th Field Artillery Group Field Artillery 200 24x SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer CUZCO
5th Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 CUZCO
Airwing
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
112 Squadron "Tigers" Ground Attack 200 18x Su-25UB
211 Squadron "Dragons" Attack Helicopters 200 16x Mi-35P
612 Squadron "Fighting Roosters" Fighters 200 10x F/A-18H Yellowjacket
711 Squadron "Scorpions" Light Attack 200 20x Cessna A-37
TOTALS
Unit Numbers
Personnel 15,160
Tifon-2a MBT 160
Hunter AFV 120
Bionix II IFV 144
AMX-13/105 Light Tank 20
DISCA Vicuna IMV 580
FIAT 6616 IFV 40
SSPH Primus 155mm SPH 54
SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer 24
Astros II MLRS 9
Type 90b 122mm MLRS 9
81mm mortar 72
CIDEP Ricuk URAV 18
Su-25UB attack plane 18
F/A-18H Yellowjacket multirole 10
Cessna A-37 light attack 20
Mi-35P Hind attack helicopter 16

Objective 2 The Metropolis: Guayaquil

While the Ecuadorian Navy has been neutralized, the same unfortunately cannot be said of the Ecuadorian Army garrison in the major port city of Guayaquil. Luckily, there exists but a single infantry brigade within the metropolitan area - something which can easily be destroyed or convinced to defect through the application of superior firepower.
The Fuerza Especial "Chifa" which initially infiltrated Guayaquil Port in Op. CAJAMARCA will push north through the city alongside Ecuadorian naval infantry and Marines which defected to the Nuevo Ecuador government, clearing Guayaquil Airport in the city centre (and the Air Force HQ co-located at the airport).
Meanwhile, the mechanized 1st Infantry Brigade will push west from Naranjal, overrunning the Ecuadorian 2112 Fighter Squadron located east of Guayaquil in the process before securing the city's eastern approaches. The presence of modern IFVs and T-55 main battle tanks across the river should prove sufficient to force the loyalist remnants of the Ecuadorian 5th Infantry Brigade "Guayas" to surrender, assuming that DINI persistent PSYOPS and local Nuevo Ecuador militants haven't already achieved that in the meantime.
The Marina de Guerra task force centred around the BAP Almirante Grau Aegis destroyer will remain on-station south of Guayaquil, projecting an air defence umbrella and keeping the Ecuadorian air force grounded.
Fuerza Especial "Chifa"
HQ: PUERTO MARITIMO DE GUAYAQUIL
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
A Squadron, 7th Commando Battalion Special Forces 120 4x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 12x DJI Mavic Pro UAV
C Detachment, 8th Field Artillery Group Field Artillery 60 4x 81mm mortar, 4x 107mm mortar, 2x M101A1 105mm howitzer
B Detachment, 8th Anti-Air Artillery Battalion Air Defence 10 2x ZU-23-2 AAA
3rd Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x AMX-13 Light Tank, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar
6th Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 36x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM
1st Infantry Brigade
HQ: TUMBES
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 TUMBES
223rd Tank Battalion Armour 600 25x Tifon-2a MBT TUMBES
3rd Infantry Battalion Mechanized Infantry 1000 72x Bionix II IFV ZORRITOS
5th Infantry Battalion Mechanized Infantry 1000 80x UR-416 APC ZARUMILLA
51st Infantry Battalion Mechanized Infantry 1000 60x M113A1 APC TUMBES
1st Field Artillery Group Field Artillery 200 24x SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer TUMBES
1st Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 TUMBES
TOTALS
Unit Numbers
Personnel 5,910
Tifon-2a MBT 25
AMX-13/105 light tank 20
Bionix II IFV 72
UR-416 APC 80
M113A1 APC 60
DISCA Vicuna IMV 96
81mm mortar 10
107mm mortar 4
SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer 24
M101A1 105mm howitzer 2
ZU-23-2 AAA 2
Spike-LR ATGM 12
CIDEP Ricuk URAV 6

Objective 3 A trip to the beach: Salinas

Salinas is a major tourist centre in Ecuador, and is the country's westernmost city. More importantly, its airport is located along the path to support the northern brigades at Esmeraldas, and it's home to an infantry battalion that may prove to be a pain in the rear.
This will be relatively simple; we'll just airlift a special forces brigade to the airport via C-390 Millennium and escorted by F/A-18H Yellowjackets, and from there they'll secure the city and neutralize whatever loyalist troops remain. Once Guayaquil is secured, then Salinas will be brought under the control of Nuevo Ecuador. Nice and neat.
1st Special Forces Brigade (Airmobile)
HQ: LAS PALMAS
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 LAS PALMAS
19th Commando Battalion Special Forces 600 CALLAO
29th Commando Battalion Special Forces 600 CALLAO
10th Airmobile Artillery Group Artillery 200 24x 81mm mortar, 4x RO-107 107mm MLRS CALLAO
A Flight, 612 Squadron "Fighting Roosters" Fighters 10 2x F/A-18H Yellowjacket
Unit Numbers
Personnel 1520
81mm mortar 24
RO-107 107mm MLRS 4
F/A-18H Yellowjacket multirole 2
C-390 Millennium 6

Objective 4 Up Shit Creek: The Amazon

This one is a bit sketchier. Essentially, there's a whole jungle infantry division hanging out somewhere in eastern Ecuador in the Amazon rainforest. We have intel that its HQ is located along the Rio Napo in the northeastern town of Coca, but that's about it. Due to a lack of sufficient aerial assets, we'll be going in semi-blind - but definitely not unarmed.
Staging from within the Peruvian Amazon, the hovercraft-equipped 5th Jungle Brigade will push northwest along the Rio Napo, liberating towns as they go and hopefully neutralizing whatever Baroja loyalist forces they encounter within the region. This region is essentially the "backdoor" to the capital city of Quito, and is a possible escape route for the Baroja regime - the hope is that we can cut that off and capture the President-in-hiding for trial by the Nuevo Ecuador movement.
In the south, the two Amazonian "Selva" naval infantry battalions of the Marina de Guerra will push up the Rio Pastaza in a similar fashion, mopping up loyalist resistance and securing the rest of the Ecuadorian jungle.
5th Jungle Brigade
HQ: IQUITOS
Hovercraft-equipped infantry brigade intended for jungle warfare in the Amazon basin. Highly mobile and well-trained, though relatively lacking in heavy support.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 IQUITOS
125th Commando Squadron Special Forces 300 12x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
23rd Jungle Infantry Battalion Light Infantry 1000 40x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft GUEPPI
25th Jungle Infantry Battalion Light Infantry 1000 40x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft GUEPPI
26th Jungle Infantry Battalion Light Infantry 1000 40x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
27th Jungle Infantry Battalion Light Infantry 1000 40x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft PUERTO ARTUEO
5th Jungle Artillery Group Field Artillery 200 24x SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer, 24x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
125th Anti-Air Artillery Battalion Air Defence 400 20x ZU-23-2 AAA, 20x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
5th Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 IQUITOS
Selva Marine Regiment
HQ: ANDOAS
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
1st Naval Infantry Amazonian Battalion "Teniente Segundo Raúl Riboty Villalpando" Jungle Infantry 400 20x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
2nd Naval Infantry Amazonian Battalion "Teniente Primero Sergio Gonzales Quevedo" Jungle Infantry 400 20x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft PUCALLPA
TOTALS
Type Number
Personnel 6,420
DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft 256
SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer 24
ZU-23-2 AAA 20

Objective 5 Closing the trap: Quito

The mountain capital of Ecuador is a veritable fortress, and would ordinarily be near-impossible to properly capture through force of arms alone. Luckily for us, though, these aren't ordinary times - for Ecuador has been plunged into chaos, and loyalist forces are rather distracted to say the least.
Still, Quito (on paper) has a full division garrisoned within its city limits - including an armoured brigade and a special forces formation. As such, despite support from opposition protesters and military defectors, we'll need to push into the city in order to neutralize the Ecuadorian army garrison and to bring Quito under the control of Nuevo Ecuador.
Having successfully secured the port city of Esmeraldas in northern Ecuador, the 1st Marine Expeditionary Brigade and the 4th Mountain Brigade will be tasked with pushing through the coastal plains into the Andes and the Quitos valley. While its AMX-13/105 light tanks and light IFVs would normally be outclassed against Ecuadorian Leopard 1A5 main battle tanks in an open field, the narrow confines of the mountains (and then the city) should prove to be a more level playing field; when combined with the chaos and confusion caused by protests, defections, and DINI PSYOPS and cyber strikes, we expect to liberate the city with relatively little difficulty.
Defected Ecuadorian troops aligned with Nuevo Ecuador will be trusted to secure a line of supply back to the base in Esmeraldas, supported by airlift and maritime sealift. A squadron of F/A-18H Yellowjackets forward deployed to Esmeraldas will provide air cover for the advance on Quito, although it's hoped that just the simple intimidation factor will be enough - we really don't want to start dropping bombs on a major city.
1 Marine Expeditionary Brigade
HQ: ESMERALDAS
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
1st Naval Infantry Battalion "Guarnición de Marina" Marines 400 16x LAV-II IFV ANCON
2nd Naval Infantry Battalion "Guardia Chalaca" Marines 400 4x Tifon-2a MBT, 12x BMR-600 APC ANCON
Commando Battalion "Teniente Primero Leoncio Prado Gutierrez" Special Forces 300 12x DISCA Vicuna IMV ANCON
Artillery Battalion "Capitán de Navío Juan Guillermo More Ruíz" Field Artillery 200 8x D-30 122mm howitzer, 12x Soltam 120mm mortar, 4x DJI Mavic Pro UAV ANCON
1st Naval Combat Engineer Battalion Combat Engineering 200 ANCON
4th Mountain Brigade "Tarapeca"
HQ: ESMERALDAS
Armoured cavalry brigade outfitted for mountain warfare, fielding a fleet of light IMVs backed up with Cold War-era armoured vehicles.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 PUNO
9th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x AMX-13 Light Tank, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar
21st Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar HUANCANE
55th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar PUNO
59th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar ILAVE
4th Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 36x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM PUNO
4th Field Artillery Group Field Artillery 200 24x SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer JULIACA
4th Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 PUNO
Air Component
HQ: ESMERALDAS
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
501 Squadron "Vultures" Fighters 120 12x F/A-18H Yellowjacket Air-to-air and interdiction
TOTALS
Unit Numbers
Personnel 6,020
Tifon-2a MBT 4
AMX-13/105 Light Tank 20
LAV II IFV 16
BMR-600 APC 12
FIAT 6616 IFV 60
DISCA Vicuna IMV 262
SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer 24
D-30 122mm howitzer 8
Soltam 120mm mortar 12
81mm mortar 24
Spike-LR ATGM 12
DJI Mavic Pro UAV 4
CIDEP Ricuk URAV 6
F/A-18H Yellowjacket multirole 12
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2020.07.09 18:55 ElysianDreams [CONFLICT] La República: President Vizcarra recognizes "Nuevo Ecuador" united front as rightful Ecuadorian government, pledges humanitarian support but denies reports of Peruvian intervention Operación Ollantaytambo

La República

GALLERY: Ecuador remains in chaos despite the disappearance of the Baroja regime, with protesters and opposition militias occupying cities around the country

President Vizcarra recognizes "Nuevo Ecuador" united front as rightful Ecuadorian government, pledges humanitarian support but denies reports of Peruvian intervention

Based in the southern town of Naranjal, the Nuevo Ecuador movement has called for nationwide revolution against Baroja loyalists
Redacción :
Alessandra Alvarez Wong
13 de agosto 2029 11:50 h
LIMA - President Vizcarra today recognized the Nuevo Ecuador united front in Naranjal as the legitimate Ecuadorian government, pledging humanitarian aid and support to the protester-founded movement.
Nuevo Ecuador interim leader Maria Paula Romo praised Vizcarra and thanked Peru for its support and recognition, pledging to unite the country in "total revolution" against the left-wing Baroja regime and its loyalists.
Vizcarra vehemently denied media reports of an armed intervention into Ecuador by the Peruvian military, suggesting instead that the "Little Green Men" are ordinary Ecuadorian citizens fighting for their country's liberation and democracy.
Ecuador has been in a state of mass unrest ever since the January 3rd massacre of hundreds of peaceful protesters outside the Carondelet Palace in Quito by regime death squads, sparking uprisings and clashes that eventuallly forced the Baroja regime into hiding.
Opposition forces have coalesced around the city of Naranjal, forming a united front movement declaring itself as the Nuevo Ecuador and calling for democracy in the troubled Andean country.
Scattered reports out of Cuenca and Quito indicate that clashes have occurred between loyalist groups and those declaring in favour of Nuevo Ecuador, although with President Baroja in hiding many expect the loyalist movement to fall apart quickly.
TEMAS: [Ecuador] [Nuevo Ecuador] [Greater Andes] [#NoMas Movement] [Little Green Men]

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TRÁFICO URGENTE COMUNICADO A: FUERZA DE INTERVENCIÓN "HUASCAR" OPERACIÓN OLLANTAYTAMBO POR EL COMANDO GENERAL DE: MINISTERIO DE DEFENSA NACIONAL EDIFICIO QUINONES - LIMA MENSAJE COMIENZA: 
From General de División Pariwana Suarez Mayhuasca, Ejército del Peru, Commanding Officer, Fuerza de Intervención "Huascar"
First off, congratulations to all of you on the success of Op. CAJAMARCA. The Baroja regime has been thrown into disarray, and all initial goals have been achieved with minimal difficulties or losses. We now have plausible cover as the armed "volunteers" of the Nuevo Ecuador front, and will continue to operate in coordination with local opposition forces as we move forward to stabilizing the rest of the country.
With the Ecuadorian military in shambles - either cut off and isolated or fully defected to the Nuevo Ecuador movement - we expect any resistance to be limited at best.
DINI Maskirovka and SIGINT operations will continue over the next weeks as Nuevo Ecuador liberates more territory, limiting loyalist resistance and heightening popular support for the anti-Baroja movement. As always, all efforts must be made to limit civilian casualties and collateral damage in order to secure a better post-revolution political landscape. Remember that our goal is not only the overthrow of Baroja, but also the installation of a new government more amenable to Peruvian interests. Do try and keep the locals happy.
Reinforcements have been mobilized and will be made available for each axis of advance, with Operationally-Ready National Service conscripts managing internal security back home to free up active duty formations for deployment.
All armed individuals or groups in the region are to be treated as lawful combatants, with all the privileges that entails. Any prisoners shall be kept for trial by civilian authorities at a later date. We would much rather not have any war crimes investigations once this all dies down.
You have your orders. Make it so.
TRÁFICO URGENTE COMANDOS DEL DIA FUERZA DE INTERVENCIÓN "HUASCAR" MENSAJE COMIENZA: 
Quote of the day: And Great Viracocha, the Light of the Beginning, brought forth the Sun and the Moon and the Stars to fill the skies with His light, so that all could gaze upon His creations.

OPERACIÓN OLLANTAYTAMBO

Interactive Operation Map

Objective 1 The Cauldron: Cuenca

The second-largest city in southern Ecuador, Cuenca is nestled in the Andes range of the Ecuadorian highlands. Playing host to three brigades of the Ecuadorian Army - organized under the III Division "Tarqui" - the city's garrison is within striking distance of the Nuevo Ecuador headquarters at Naranjal, and therefore poses a major threat to the future of this operation.
With that in mind, three armoured cavalry brigades will be assigned to seize Cuenca and neutralize whatever loyalist opposition remains present in the metropolitan area, backed up by Mi-35P attack helicopters. Heeding the dangers of pushing armoured columns through mountain passes, the advance will take place on three axes in the northwest, west, and southwest - therefore surrounding the city from three sides. Fixed-wing airpower in the form of Su-25UB attack planes and F/A-18H Yellowjackets will interdict any loyalist forces that attempt to retreat to the eastern mountains, ensuring that none can escape.
This will take place in conjunction with DINI PSYOPS and cyberwarfare, with the overall aim of forcing a surrender or defection of the regime loyalists in Cuenca. Nuevo Ecuador authorities and local opposition leaders will be relied upon to help bring the city into compliance following the initial armed advance, because we really don't want to get stuck doing counterinsurgency warfare in the mountains.
1st Armoured Cavalry Brigade
HQ: NARANJAL
A heavy armoured brigade, fielding 80 Tifon-2a main battle tanks and 120 Singaporean Hunter AFVs alongside modern self-propelled artillery and support units. Allegedly involved in the 2029 Nuevo Ecuador revolution.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Squadron Headquarters & Signals 120 SULLANA
5th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Hunter AFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar SULLANA
6th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Hunter AFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar SULLANA
7th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Hunter AFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar SULLANA
31st Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Hunter AFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar SULLANA
51st Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 36x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM SULLANA
51st Artillery Group Field Artillery 400 27x SSPH Primus 155mm SPH, 9x Astros II MLRS SULLANA
51st Armoured Engineer Battalion Combat Engineering 600 48x DISCA Vicuna IMV SULLANA
51st Service Group Combat Service Support 600 SULLANA
3rd Armoured Cavalry Brigade
HQ: NARANJAL
Heavy armoured brigade, fielding 80 Tifon-2a main battle tanks, 144 Singaporean Bionix II IFVs, self-propelled artillery, and modern support units. Oriented against the Chilean Army's VI Division.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 MOQUEGUA
41st Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Bionix II IFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar MOQUEGUA
57th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Bionix II IFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar LOCUMBA
211th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Bionix II IFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar MOQUEGUA
311th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x Tifon-2a MBT, 30x Bionix II IFV, 26x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar LOCUMBA
3rd Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 24x Bionix II IFV, 12x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM MOQUEGUA
3rd Artillery Group Self-propelled Artillery 400 27x SSPH Primus 155mm SPH, 9x Type 90B 122mm MLRS MOQUEGUA
3rd Armoured Engineer Battalion Combat Engineering 600 MOQUEGUA
3rd Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 MOQUEGUA
5th Mountain Brigade
HQ: MACHALA
Armoured cavalry brigade outfitted for mountain warfare, fielding a fleet of light IMVs backed up with Cold War-era armoured vehicles.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 CUZCO
123rd Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x AMX-13 Light Tank, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar CALLAPALCA
10th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar CUZCO
15th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar CUZCO
59th Jungle Cavalry Regiment Light Infantry 800 72x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar QUILLABAMBA
5th Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 36x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM CUZCO
114th Field Artillery Group Field Artillery 200 24x SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer CUZCO
5th Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 CUZCO
Airwing
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
112 Squadron "Tigers" Ground Attack 200 18x Su-25UB
211 Squadron "Dragons" Attack Helicopters 200 16x Mi-35P
612 Squadron "Fighting Roosters" Fighters 200 10x F/A-18H Yellowjacket
711 Squadron "Scorpions" Light Attack 200 20x Cessna A-37
TOTALS
Unit Numbers
Personnel 15,160
Tifon-2a MBT 160
Hunter AFV 120
Bionix II IFV 144
AMX-13/105 Light Tank 20
DISCA Vicuna IMV 580
FIAT 6616 IFV 40
SSPH Primus 155mm SPH 54
SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer 24
Astros II MLRS 9
Type 90b 122mm MLRS 9
81mm mortar 72
CIDEP Ricuk URAV 18
Su-25UB attack plane 18
F/A-18H Yellowjacket multirole 10
Cessna A-37 light attack 20
Mi-35P Hind attack helicopter 16

Objective 2 The Metropolis: Guayaquil

While the Ecuadorian Navy has been neutralized, the same unfortunately cannot be said of the Ecuadorian Army garrison in the major port city of Guayaquil. Luckily, there exists but a single infantry brigade within the metropolitan area - something which can easily be destroyed or convinced to defect through the application of superior firepower.
The Fuerza Especial "Chifa" which initially infiltrated Guayaquil Port in Op. CAJAMARCA will push north through the city alongside Ecuadorian naval infantry and Marines which defected to the Nuevo Ecuador government, clearing Guayaquil Airport in the city centre (and the Air Force HQ co-located at the airport).
Meanwhile, the mechanized 1st Infantry Brigade will push west from Naranjal, overrunning the Ecuadorian 2112 Fighter Squadron located east of Guayaquil in the process before securing the city's eastern approaches. The presence of modern IFVs and T-55 main battle tanks across the river should prove sufficient to force the loyalist remnants of the Ecuadorian 5th Infantry Brigade "Guayas" to surrender, assuming that DINI persistent PSYOPS and local Nuevo Ecuador militants haven't already achieved that in the meantime.
The Marina de Guerra task force centred around the BAP Almirante Grau Aegis destroyer will remain on-station south of Guayaquil, projecting an air defence umbrella and keeping the Ecuadorian air force grounded.
Fuerza Especial "Chifa"
HQ: PUERTO MARITIMO DE GUAYAQUIL
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
A Squadron, 7th Commando Battalion Special Forces 120 4x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 12x DJI Mavic Pro UAV
C Detachment, 8th Field Artillery Group Field Artillery 60 4x 81mm mortar, 4x 107mm mortar, 2x M101A1 105mm howitzer
B Detachment, 8th Anti-Air Artillery Battalion Air Defence 10 2x ZU-23-2 AAA
3rd Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x AMX-13 Light Tank, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar
6th Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 36x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM
1st Infantry Brigade
HQ: TUMBES
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 TUMBES
223rd Tank Battalion Armour 600 25x Tifon-2a MBT TUMBES
3rd Infantry Battalion Mechanized Infantry 1000 72x Bionix II IFV ZORRITOS
5th Infantry Battalion Mechanized Infantry 1000 80x UR-416 APC ZARUMILLA
51st Infantry Battalion Mechanized Infantry 1000 60x M113A1 APC TUMBES
1st Field Artillery Group Field Artillery 200 24x SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer TUMBES
1st Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 TUMBES
TOTALS
Unit Numbers
Personnel 5,910
Tifon-2a MBT 25
AMX-13/105 light tank 20
Bionix II IFV 72
UR-416 APC 80
M113A1 APC 60
DISCA Vicuna IMV 96
81mm mortar 10
107mm mortar 4
SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer 24
M101A1 105mm howitzer 2
ZU-23-2 AAA 2
Spike-LR ATGM 12
CIDEP Ricuk URAV 6

Objective 3 A trip to the beach: Salinas

Salinas is a major tourist centre in Ecuador, and is the country's westernmost city. More importantly, its airport is located along the path to support the northern brigades at Esmeraldas, and it's home to an infantry battalion that may prove to be a pain in the rear.
This will be relatively simple; we'll just airlift a special forces brigade to the airport via C-390 Millennium and escorted by F/A-18H Yellowjackets, and from there they'll secure the city and neutralize whatever loyalist troops remain. Once Guayaquil is secured, then Salinas will be brought under the control of Nuevo Ecuador. Nice and neat.
1st Special Forces Brigade (Airmobile)
HQ: LAS PALMAS
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 LAS PALMAS
19th Commando Battalion Special Forces 600 CALLAO
29th Commando Battalion Special Forces 600 CALLAO
10th Airmobile Artillery Group Artillery 200 24x 81mm mortar, 4x RO-107 107mm MLRS CALLAO
A Flight, 612 Squadron "Fighting Roosters" Fighters 10 2x F/A-18H Yellowjacket
Unit Numbers
Personnel 1520
81mm mortar 24
RO-107 107mm MLRS 4
F/A-18H Yellowjacket multirole 2
C-390 Millennium 6

Objective 4 Up Shit Creek: The Amazon

This one is a bit sketchier. Essentially, there's a whole jungle infantry division hanging out somewhere in eastern Ecuador in the Amazon rainforest. We have intel that its HQ is located along the Rio Napo in the northeastern town of Coca, but that's about it. Due to a lack of sufficient aerial assets, we'll be going in semi-blind - but definitely not unarmed.
Staging from within the Peruvian Amazon, the hovercraft-equipped 5th Jungle Brigade will push northwest along the Rio Napo, liberating towns as they go and hopefully neutralizing whatever Baroja loyalist forces they encounter within the region. This region is essentially the "backdoor" to the capital city of Quito, and is a possible escape route for the Baroja regime - the hope is that we can cut that off and capture the President-in-hiding for trial by the Nuevo Ecuador movement.
In the south, the two Amazonian "Selva" naval infantry battalions of the Marina de Guerra will push up the Rio Pastaza in a similar fashion, mopping up loyalist resistance and securing the rest of the Ecuadorian jungle.
5th Jungle Brigade
HQ: IQUITOS
Hovercraft-equipped infantry brigade intended for jungle warfare in the Amazon basin. Highly mobile and well-trained, though relatively lacking in heavy support.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 IQUITOS
125th Commando Squadron Special Forces 300 12x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
23rd Jungle Infantry Battalion Light Infantry 1000 40x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft GUEPPI
25th Jungle Infantry Battalion Light Infantry 1000 40x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft GUEPPI
26th Jungle Infantry Battalion Light Infantry 1000 40x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
27th Jungle Infantry Battalion Light Infantry 1000 40x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft PUERTO ARTUEO
5th Jungle Artillery Group Field Artillery 200 24x SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer, 24x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
125th Anti-Air Artillery Battalion Air Defence 400 20x ZU-23-2 AAA, 20x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
5th Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 IQUITOS
Selva Marine Regiment
HQ: ANDOAS
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
1st Naval Infantry Amazonian Battalion "Teniente Segundo Raúl Riboty Villalpando" Jungle Infantry 400 20x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft IQUITOS
2nd Naval Infantry Amazonian Battalion "Teniente Primero Sergio Gonzales Quevedo" Jungle Infantry 400 20x DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft PUCALLPA
TOTALS
Type Number
Personnel 6,420
DISCA Bagre-2000 hovercraft 256
SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer 24
ZU-23-2 AAA 20

Objective 5 Closing the trap: Quito

The mountain capital of Ecuador is a veritable fortress, and would ordinarily be near-impossible to properly capture through force of arms alone. Luckily for us, though, these aren't ordinary times - for Ecuador has been plunged into chaos, and loyalist forces are rather distracted to say the least.
Still, Quito (on paper) has a full division garrisoned within its city limits - including an armoured brigade and a special forces formation. As such, despite support from opposition protesters and military defectors, we'll need to push into the city in order to neutralize the Ecuadorian army garrison and to bring Quito under the control of Nuevo Ecuador.
Having successfully secured the port city of Esmeraldas in northern Ecuador, the 1st Marine Expeditionary Brigade and the 4th Mountain Brigade will be tasked with pushing through the coastal plains into the Andes and the Quitos valley. While its AMX-13/105 light tanks and light IFVs would normally be outclassed against Ecuadorian Leopard 1A5 main battle tanks in an open field, the narrow confines of the mountains (and then the city) should prove to be a more level playing field; when combined with the chaos and confusion caused by protests, defections, and DINI PSYOPS and cyber strikes, we expect to liberate the city with relatively little difficulty.
Defected Ecuadorian troops aligned with Nuevo Ecuador will be trusted to secure a line of supply back to the base in Esmeraldas, supported by airlift and maritime sealift. A squadron of F/A-18H Yellowjackets forward deployed to Esmeraldas will provide air cover for the advance on Quito, although it's hoped that just the simple intimidation factor will be enough - we really don't want to start dropping bombs on a major city.
1 Marine Expeditionary Brigade
HQ: ESMERALDAS
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
1st Naval Infantry Battalion "Guarnición de Marina" Marines 400 16x LAV-II IFV ANCON
2nd Naval Infantry Battalion "Guardia Chalaca" Marines 400 4x Tifon-2a MBT, 12x BMR-600 APC ANCON
Commando Battalion "Teniente Primero Leoncio Prado Gutierrez" Special Forces 300 12x DISCA Vicuna IMV ANCON
Artillery Battalion "Capitán de Navío Juan Guillermo More Ruíz" Field Artillery 200 8x D-30 122mm howitzer, 12x Soltam 120mm mortar, 4x DJI Mavic Pro UAV ANCON
1st Naval Combat Engineer Battalion Combat Engineering 200 ANCON
4th Mountain Brigade "Tarapeca"
HQ: ESMERALDAS
Armoured cavalry brigade outfitted for mountain warfare, fielding a fleet of light IMVs backed up with Cold War-era armoured vehicles.
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
HQ Coy. Headquarters & Signals 120 PUNO
9th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x AMX-13 Light Tank, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar
21st Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar HUANCANE
55th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar PUNO
59th Armoured Cavalry Regiment Armoured Cavalry 800 20x FIAT 6616 armoured car, 56x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x 81mm mortar ILAVE
4th Reconnaissance Battalion Armoured Reconnaissance 400 36x DISCA Vicuna IMV, 6x CIDEP Ricuk URAV, 12x Spike-LR ATGM PUNO
4th Field Artillery Group Field Artillery 200 24x SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer JULIACA
4th Service Battalion Combat Service Support 600 PUNO
Air Component
HQ: ESMERALDAS
Unit Type Numbers Equipment Notes
501 Squadron "Vultures" Fighters 120 12x F/A-18H Yellowjacket Air-to-air and interdiction
TOTALS
Unit Numbers
Personnel 6,020
Tifon-2a MBT 4
AMX-13/105 Light Tank 20
LAV II IFV 16
BMR-600 APC 12
FIAT 6616 IFV 60
DISCA Vicuna IMV 262
SLWH Pegasus 155mm howitzer 24
D-30 122mm howitzer 8
Soltam 120mm mortar 12
81mm mortar 24
Spike-LR ATGM 12
DJI Mavic Pro UAV 4
CIDEP Ricuk URAV 6
F/A-18H Yellowjacket multirole 12
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2020.07.02 06:41 Tazirai Urban Legend: Me, a Smoke monster, and a girl with Amber eyes.

Urban Legend: Me, a Smoke monster, and a girl with Amber eyes.
The girl With Amber Eyes
It was an AMAZING day!
Hell, it had been an amazing week. I was finally off from work and my little mini-vacation was starting. I had been keeping track of the weather and made sure that the days I wanted to go on vacation would be great for some hiking and camping.
I live in Altoona, Pa. in the middle of the state. My role in life is to explore every state park in Pennsylvania. I decided that when I was a youngin, I would make it my life's goal to visit and write about every park I could travel to.
I'm a young man and as long as I stayed healthy and strong, I should be able to do it. There are 111 State Parks in Pennsylvania, 20 State Forests
1 National Forest, 1 National Memorial, 2 National Historic Sites, and 3 National Historic Parks. I've been to half of the State Forests, and thirty of the State Parks.
I usually start at the parks on the outside of the state and work Clockwise from Altoona, as the six o'clock position. But I have a friend who loves Black Moshannon State Park and she's always talking about how good the fishing is on the lake. She raves about the hiking and the trails and even though it's close to a highway, it's secluded enough to feel like you're in a world of your own. Which is what I needed.
I work at a Wawa and I kinda hit the lottery for a decent amount of money. Not enough to retire, but enough to afford my condo, keep up the HOA, and go on vacation when I wanted to. Which is what I'm doing now. So here we are. I'm gonna head up to Moshannon and see what the fuss is all about.
I woke up about 5:30 and finished loading up the car. I got some breakfast from the job and headed up Highway 99 then cut over to alternate 220. Then onto Beaver road as that would take me right into the middle of Black Moshannon, past the lake, and to the camping grounds. Since the Deer season was ending, the park's traffic would primarily be locals and the rare tourist. I got there by quarter to ten. The sun was high, and the air was cooler than average for August. It felt great! Good enough for a hike.
After setting up camp and securing the site with a few locks, I put on my hiking gear and decided to take a few of the "off-brand" trails heading north. I passed the bog near route 504. The panorama was amazing as the sun glistened off the waters by the banks, which were covered in oak, cherry, and pine trees. Trees that rose up the gentle slope of hills. I took in the fresh scent and decided after the hike, I'd do lunch then get in some fishing.
I hadn't seen a soul up here yet, outside of some cars on the road coming in, and the park ranger who guided me to my camping lot. It was about forty minutes into my hike when I had come across anything odd. I had taken pictures of some of the birds I saw and decided to make a mental note of the varieties I'd seen. There were Warblers, Teals, Black Ducks, Canadian geese, and other avian critters.
As I crossed over smaller bog path, I noticed a group of Woodpeckers chasing a flying Squirrel.
"Poor little critter," I said aloud to no one as I watched the aerial spat.
Then a plane flew overhead reminding me that no matter how far I go civilization was. "Hmm, what's that?" I noted as I heard some crunching in the grass. I noticed the chittering of the critters had moved on as they continued their conflict.
I knew black bears were native to this area so I wanted to make sure there was a good bit of distance between me and it, just in case it decided to charge. I followed the noise of the crunching up the hill and into a nearby clearing. Moving slowly as not to startle the bear, hell it might not even be a bear I thought, but deer or something else. It was neither. It was just another hiker like myself. Well, I guessed she was a hiker, but she didn't dress like one.
It was a young black girl probably late twenties a few years older than myself I thought. She had on a tank top with some bike shorts and sneakers. It was kind of odd as It was unseasonably cool. It was probably around fifty degrees or so, maybe a little warmer in the sunlight. She was carrying only one of those small backpack purses. She was very carefree as she walked, humming a tune, and swinging the pack about as she played with the fauna.
She walked to a grouping of stones and found a small tree stump and sat down. She gazed up at the sky and smiled. Damn, she was cute I thought as she looked about. Her hair was short and styled, high cheeks, nice pouty lips, with a fit athletic body, maybe only a few inches shorter than me. She pulled the pack to the front then looked inside. I guess to make sure she had what she needed out here, like keys or mace or something.
I thought it would be courteous to at least let her know I was out here so as not to startle her. But just as I decided to NOT come across as a "creeper" looking at a chick in the woods. I felt the air temperature just drop! I shook for a quick moment as a chill went down my spine.
"Whoo! Shit!" I said aloud, but not loud enough for her to hear me as I shivered.
"Musta been a breeze or something," I said to myself rubbing my arms.
As I gathered myself, I noticed the sky was almost imperceptibly darker. I mean the sun was still out, and the skies mostly clear, but it was almost like looking at the world through barely tinted sunglasses. Which I was not wearing. I started making my way to her and then I noticed her left hand. She was holding up her index finger. It...It was pointed in my direction. Had she seen me? There was no way! I was in the treeline, covered in shadow, and making my way around the bushes. She probably heard me curse and...
"What the fuck!" I cried as the chill returned with no breeze at all. I looked about frightened for some reason, I didn't know why. But I was scared as hell. I looked towards the girl, I had to warn her. But warn her of what? Me being scared shitless for no reason? Then I noticed her finger still up, but pointing directly at me, then wagging at me. Like, don't come here, stay put, stay where I was. Confused I decided to see what...
"HOLY FUCK!" I whispered to myself as I looked at her. Behind her. Behind her, what the hell is that? I tried to scream but my voice died out as my eyes went wide with terror, as she just sat there, not seeing the thing behind her. I tried to run but like my voice, my legs didn't want to work. I could only watch in horror as the creature slithered much like a snake as it approached her.
It rose behind her, its form like a dark whispy ripped overly large and long cloak. It was a cloak of floating darkness, the bottom and 'arms' were just like shredded bed sheets draped over a corpse. As the only true feature on it was the bony deer-like antlers, on its hooded and skeletal face. Moss, grass, and other detritus dangled loosely from its antlers. The skeletal face was human but overly large and its mouth a gaping pit of darkness, as was its eyeless pits. A crack ran from its temple into the darkness of the hood.
It reached for the girl as the pack dangled from her shoulder. No. It reached for the backpack. The shredded, handless hem of where it's arm should be gingerly reached for it. I wet myself as I knew that thing would kill her and she'd never even know it. I guess it was a blessing to die swiftly. But if it had seen me, I'd know how I would die. Death under a cloudless, sunny day, with the sounds of the woods to muffle my death cries, as the animals went about their days like this was normal.
To my shock, the girl pulled the backpack over her shoulder and craned her head to look behind her.
"You remember how you got that crease on that bony face of yours right?" She said to it with little emotion.
"Ah yes," It said, raising its sleeved arm to its head. "You, Abigail Mitchell of Philadelphia, assaulted me without provocation, I remember!"
"You did try to suck the life from me, If I remember correctly," she said back to the thing as if they had some fuckin rivalry or something.
"Did you get the items per my request?" The creature said as it floated to the front to face her as it towered over the sitting woman. The bottom of its smoke-like form swayed silently about a foot off the ground. But had it been touching the ground it would probably still be at least 10 feet tall. It glanced down at her...
"May I see it? To be sure it is what I asked for," the demonic specter hissed in its airy breath.
The girl looked to the backpack and reached inside. I could feel my legs quivering as I was both fascinated and terrified at the sight before me. My brain desperately tried to understand this whole thing. A human girl is having a conversation with some ghostly monstrosity, it's sunny and cloudless, and the sounds of the forest went on as normal. I think I even heard another plane overhead as my nose took in the smell of my urine, and my weak knees marinated in the stuff, too shaken to do anything else.
I watched on as the girl pulled something from the bag. It looked like a brass cup and a medallion. The creature hissed in pleasure as it rose above her its arms fluttering like some damned bird before it settled down again.
"This what you mean?" The girl said dangling the medallion and holding the brass cup before it. The creature shrunk towards the ground in an almost kneeling position. As it did so the front of its ethereal body began to glow in a small circular pattern about the size of the medallion.
"Do you also have the other thing?" It said excitedly. It's antlered head moving forward trying to look in the pack, She pulled it back and told it to...
"Take it easy!" she told it annoyed at the things eagerness.
"How long has it been?" She asked it, as she pulled forth another cup, and a small bottle or something.
The creature rose up and back as the light in the medallion dimmed some. It looked as if it was in contemplation.
"What human year is this now?" It asked.
"2019 of the common era." She told it.
"Three hundred seventy-four of your years, since I lost THAT!" It growled pointing to the medallion and the brass cup.
"Name your fee and let's be on with it!" It stated, the eagerness overriding its common sense, as its formless body shuddered in anticipation.
"I told you my fee when you made the request, that crack on the head knocked away some of your memory?" She asked it tapping her head.
"Are you serious? THAT was your fee? Not power, or influence, or money as you humans love so much? Not adoration, or some silly bargain?" It said to her, almost incredulously.
"A story?"
"A story!" she stated with a wide grin on her face.
"A story?" I said to myself.
"Why something so small? Why not something of significance?" The creature asked her. I too was curious about this.
"Because my job is to collect the history of as many things as I can. I'm also a sucker for a good story. Stories are significant. I know somewhere in that spectral skull of yours, you've seen and done some shit. Just tell me one," she said holding up a finger.
"You are...very curious for a human Abigail Mitchell of Philadelphia." It replied to her.
"How long have you been around?" she asked the thing.
"Thousands of your years. Why?"
"Tell me a story of something...eight hundred, no! One thousand years back!" she stated as she placed her elbows on her knees and cupped her face like a damned kid at camp around a campfire. She even had the silliest damned grin on her face. Who was she? What was she?
How could she sit around that thing like it was normal? I hadn't realized it, but I found myself sitting also, on a dry patch of the ground looking on intensely. I must be suffering from brain damage or something. Fear mixed with intrigue, mixed with heightened curiosity. I too waited for the story of the thing.
"Very well curious one! The story I will tell you is of a really stupid boy, and his equally stupid family," The creature began.
I watched as the ethereal smoke demon with horns bent in front of the girl. It began to tell its tale.
"Tell me girl what do you know of the worlds beyond?" It asked this Abigail person.
"Well, having been to several, and being stuck on one when I was 12 for a year quite a bit, but not as much as you I suspect," she replied.
"A little less than a thousand Earth years ago, I had come to your world at the bequest of a being more capable than I. I was to replace another who had failed in the task of corrupting a lord of some standing," the creature said as it rose to mid-height again.
"Because of the unique situation, I did not need to be summoned. I left my world and when I found the failure, I sent it home in the messiest way possible. After, I told it of the punishment that awaited it. The forest of the lord was not quiet that night."
I grimaced in horror, as the thing acted out how it sent the other monster home. It floated in a wide circle and pointed to an imaginary location on the ground. It raised its right sleeve as tendrils of smoky mist formed four footlong dagger-like claws. It then dove to the ground snatching up nothing.
No, It formed a dark silhouette of another creature with its smoke. This inhuman monster writhed in the creature's grasp.
The Abigail girl watched, her eyes wide with excitement, as I noticed a slight orange glow to them. She smiled as the shadow monster plunged its clawed sleeve into the other things gut. The tips of the claws sticking out the back as smoky 'blood' dripped from them. It then spun its clawed sleeve to the right and then slashed to the left, as the 'creature' it held fell in two pieces. Smoke blood bursting from the torso, before all of it vanished back into nothing.
"You just had to do that, didn't you?" she smirked, as she shook her head.
"I despise failure, and I did enjoy it!" It stated, "I searched about the forest for a place to lair and make my plans to corrupt this lord, I noticed the many farms and hovels that doted the area. The humans of this time were very easy to scare, at least in this realm. I could use this to my advantage."
It moved down while rubbing its bone chin. This damned thing loved to milk it.
"If I could determine why the other had failed, then I could learn how to best influence this area and bring the lord to heel." It said.
"What was so important about this lord? Why did he in particular need to be corrupted. He wouldn't have much say in the affairs of war or peace. It seems like he just oversaw Hamlets and farms?" She quizzed.
The creature moved close to her and seemed to smile. Raising the sleeve.
"PRECISELY!"
It gloated as it moved backward, arms out to its sides.
"I assume you know of the war that rages between us so-called Devils, Demons, and Fiends? The war that serves no purpose, other than to find out which of us, will lead the war against the Celestial realms?"
"Well, considering all wars pretty much serve no purpose long term, but yes, I know of the Red War, seen a skirmish or two myself," She replied.
"All wars need resources, which is why we terrorize the material worlds for assets, to assist us. If I could corrupt this lord, poison the minds of his people. I would then slaughter them down to the last child. He would tend and raise them as the chattel for foot soldiers in our realm. He serves no greater goal on Earth! Earth simply gave him the spark we seek. Earth..," He grumbled in disgust.
"I see! So, how do the dumb kid and his family fit in?" she asked him. I too was curious.
"Patience human!" It said. Its back turned to shake its sleeved hand.
"I decided to not hunt anyone in particular yet. So at night, I would haunt the local tavern, and learn all I could of this Lord Mathrinin. Although he was not a particularly kind or benevolent ruler, he was just and orderly. Perfect for our ends. We just needed to twist him to our needs."
"As the weeks went on I decided to begin. A dead pig here. Slaughtered cattle there. My favorite was to chase Bears into the farmlands and watch as the humans raised hunting parties. I would terrorize them into thinking the woods were haunted. I would give them the briefest glimpse of my form. Just to know it was occupied. My plan seemed to be working. Which stymied me. If my plan was working, why hadn't the others?"
I think this is where he finds out why. He paused as if in thought, and floated about in a circle around Abigail.
"Competition!" It exclaimed.
That made sense to me. If all sides in this 'Hell War' needed supplies and troops, why would he, IT! Be the only 'recruiter' sent out to gather them? So, the Devil didn't need our souls for torturing, but as foot soldiers in a war against God?
Wait, he...It said Realms, plural. Not THAT Satan, but lots of them? Well, not Satan at all, but Fiends, Demons, and Devils? I am so confused and terrified at the idea of an infinity of hells and their rulers.
"There was another recruiter about, trying to perform the same task as I," it began. "This time instead of learning of the lord, I would seek out information on the lore and legends of this place. That had to be the reason the other failed. A haunting that countered another. I was intrigued and vengeful. My reward awaited me, and I had to learn who, or what my competitor was, and deal with it!"
It then settled on the ground and looked at her, then paused and nearly looked in my direction. Swear to God If I had eaten anything heavier earlier, I would have shit my pants. I didn't move at all, the girl knew I was here. If she had sensed any danger I'd like to think she would have shouted a warning or something. But instead, the creature continued.
"That night I scouted the town and hung back in the rafters of the tavern. But you know our kind tends to hackle the hairs of humans and they become just a bit more fearful in our presence, even if they can't see us. I listened for hours of dogs, wives, mistresses, friends lost, dreams of travel, escaping the town, and my favorite, the thing in the woods." It laughed as it referenced itself.
"But then I heard something odd, apparently there was a home to the north of the Lords keep. This home was something of a magnet for the strange and odd, even the other before I killed it, mentioned something blocking it from entering that home. It had felt challenged and didn't know why. I went there Immediately!"
"SO," Abigail began, "let me stop you there. After you discover that there may be something in this house capable of putting the fear of God in the other fiend, you decide to take it on? You're leaving out something!"
"No wonder you were able to do this to my head, you're not slow at all," it replied, then continued, "The other had warned me of a home where it felt it's earthly existence was in danger. It had confronted a boy in the home because the boy had access to the lord. Sadly, the boy had other ideas. It seems the boy had a thing for picking fights with, well, everything."
"What?" I nearly blurted out loud, luckily Abigail did it for me.
"What? The kid was some kind of bully or something?" She asked.
"No! He was just extremely territorial, and a bit of a dunce. He could move things with his mind, but he thought he was protected by Fairies, Goblins, and Poltergeists. He was about nine and they were all in his head, of course, but he could 'See' them. I hadn't known that at the time," it said.
"When I arrived at the home it was early in the morning and the child was out doing farming tasks. His father had made a run into town, and his mother was something of a soothsayer and was setting up her equipment to consult with the lord. The boy was having an intense conversation with something invisible to my eyes. But I was astounded to see tools, wheat, and other things floating on their own, and the mother not surprised or scared in the least."
"I had needed a closer look, were the tales of this house true? I moved to the shadows in the shed and observed."
"Thistle move this thing there! Morgane put the wheat in the barrel, please. Grumblestix, stop grumbling and help Biscuits with the water. Father won't be gone all day! Mother wants to see Mathrinin in an hour, so we need this place looking well when he arrives," the boy told the invisible things.
"I was astonished as these invisible beings toiled and worked as the boy barked his commands. An Idea formed in my head. I may not be able to see what he does, but perhaps I could become a new member of his Spirit Troupe. But I was already too late, for he had noticed me," the thing said.
"Well, well, this is getting interesting!" Abigail said rubbing her hands and crossing her legs in anticipation.
I must admit I didn't think things would escalate this fast. I was entranced.
"You can come out Smokeman!" the boy called to me, I had to admit that I was shocked. I hadn't been this surprised in centuries.
"Gold hair saw you coming from over that way," the boy pointed, "I saw you in the woods a few days ago when you chased the Bears into town. I was wondering why you would send Bears. The last one tried to scare me with Dear, but there's no scary Dear. You kind of have Dear antlers, I like it. Who are you?"
"I must admit, I had not known you could see me," I stated, " I apologize for not introducing myself to you. I came to your town a few weeks ago, I made my home in the woods because of how I look, I didn't think your people would like me."
"Well, that's silly!" He said, "Gold hair isn't that cute but I like him. Look at Grumblestix he said pointing. Grumble what are you again? A mud fairy? Grumble looks worse than you! hahaha."
I couldn't see Grumblestix.
The smoke thing rose up and bellowed, "I terrify EVERYTHING! The forest itself fears me, I bring shadow and darkness to the world. I rend Fiends and Celestials. The lower realms shake when I come. But this boy laughed in my face, he wasn't afraid at all."
"My father will be home soon, do you want to stay for Midday meal? I and the others need to finish working Smokeman. I'm sorry, My name is Bregin. Do you have a name?"
"You can call me Smokeman. That name is fine," I told him as I watched the invisible creatures go back to work. This would be easy I thought to myself. The boy was special but not confrontational, a rarity in your species. I would corrupt him and the lord. My bonus would be grand. What shocked me most was when his mother came out to see how the work went. She looked at me and nodded her head.
"Good day Spirit, come to visit Bregin? Here Bregin, your meal. I'll be off to the keep to escort the lord back. Will you be staying for Midday Meal spirit?" She asked me.
"Yes milady. May I meet the lord of this place once you return?" I asked of her thinking, Humans were so odd.
"Of course, the lord is always pleased to meet Bregin's friends, they've brought luck to our small farming haven, Mayhaps he'd have a post for one such as you. I'll ask him. On the by, my name is Labine. My husband will host you when he returns at Midday sir...?"
"Your son calls me Smokeman, I like the name," I told her.
"Sir Smokeman!" She nodded smiling and mounting a horse and riding off.
"That's how most of your kind sees me, haha!" I heard Abigail tell him, "How confused were you?"
"Very! I've noticed your species can only be terrified so much. You start weak, scared, and easy prey, but the more you see our kind, the less afraid you become. It is very annoying," It told her, "But I stayed and helped the boy to pass the time and noticed he would run off now and then, only to come back smiling and laughing. He would look at me, just stare, giggle then runoff. It was maddening!"
"Continue, continue..." Abigail told it.
I could feel the climax coming. I swear it did seem like the ending was coming, but things didn't play out like I thought they would. The monster had set off his plan, the townspeople had formed hunting parties to seek it out to defend their homes, weeks of hauntings had not seemed to rattle the people much at all, this not so benevolent lord chills with the peasants, and the smoke monster is helping a nine-year-old around the farm, who turned out to not be a jackass? I wasn't expecting this, I am so intrigued, terrified yes, but intrigued. It kept me rooted in place.
When Midday arrived the father had returned home, but something was amiss, he wasn't alone. The town had come with him. There were dozens of them about, humans everywhere. The boy had come back from one of his vanishing episodes. He waved enthusiastically to the townsfolks.
"Father! Welcome back!" He yelled and ran to his dad. What worried me most was the sheer lack of fear in any of them. I had made no move to hide my presence from them, and people just bantered about, chatting and laughing with each other as a ghostly smoke monster floated about them. What made me query this situation, even more, was that I had been in this place for weeks, and had never seen people leave to go to a farm for 'Midday Meal'.
"Well met strange spirit, I am Bregin's father Jace. We welcome you to Midday. Sadly there are far too many for me to introduce you to," Bregin's father said. As he spoke I noticed another cloud of dust coming from around a hill. It was a small retinue of the lord, his men, his wife, and Bregin's mother.
"Mother! Mathrinin!" Bregin cried out in joy.
"Bregin," she smiled waving to him.
"Well met Young Bregin. How goes your day?" the lord smiled with genuine sincerity, "are you and your friends well?"
"Yes Mathrinin, they all helped with the farming today. I even met a new friend. Sir Smokeman."
"Hail and well met, Sir Smokeman. How are things in the realm of spirits?" the Lord said to me. I was genuinely taken aback.
"Things are well? Sire. I am new to your realm. Bregin, for one so young, is a gracious and mirthful host," I told him turning to Bregin who had the widest grin upon his face.
"Jace," Lord Mathrinin called out, "Have you the item Labine mentioned before we enjoy Midday?"
"I do sire!" Jace reached into a pack and pulled out a Medallion with the town's name on it, and Bregin's smiling face. He gave it to Mathrinin.
Activity began to occur around me as drinks were poured, and food served, by the townspeople.
"Sir Smokeman, can you partake of ale?" Labine asked me, "You are of smoke yes?"
"I can drink when I feel in need of merriment," I responded.
"Good, I'll have Bregin fetch you the drink," she said smiling warmly.
Moments later Lord Mathrinin came to me with the Medallion in hand.
"In honor of Bregin and his friends and the fortune they have deemed smile upon this town, we honor Sir Smokeman, a new friend to Bregin and our village. Sir Smokeman?" He said giving me the medallion carefully.
"I appreciate your hospitality Milord, and thank you for such a gift," I told him, faking sincerity.
"NOW, hear ye, hear ye! We begin our Midday meal with a toast to Sir Smokeman!" Mathrinin called to all.
Bregin ran to grab my drink from his mother. When he returned to me, I was rooted to the spot as looked in horror as Bregin came up to me with that brass cup, MY, brass cup.
I watched as the smoke monster pointed to the cup in Abigail's hand.
That cup was my tether to this world. That cup was a gift given to me in a time so long ago, I had forgotten how I gained it. But it was mine, and I was connected to it. My fear is that if that cup is ever destroyed or lost. I will be lost. I would do anything to recover that cup. It has taken me hundreds of years to find that cup.
"Well finish the story Smokeman, and it's yours again. Pay up!" Abigail said straightly, adding, "It wasn't all in his head was it?"
The creature shook his head.
When Bregin held the cup before me, his father and mother stood at his sides with Lord Mathrinin taking a step back smiling, head down.
"Where did you get that?" I yelled with a deep menace in my throat. I planned to slay these usurpers, damn my payment, and the corruption, they deserved death.
"Sorry, sir Smokeman. But remember the night you arrived at our village, out there in the forest? You did something you shouldn't have. You killed the being we called, S'tavros. That being over time had become one of Bregin's friends. We know he arrived here as many have in the past to corrupt or murder us. We found this in your home. You see our son is special. He has a special relationship with beings like you," Bregin's father said.
"My son is part, Fey. His Grandfather, my father, told me that if I were to ever fall for a human in true love. That I would be able to bear a child that would bridge our world, and the land where I chose to live, would fall under the protection of the Fey court, and my son or daughter, would have the power of fairy at their beck and call," his mother said, her face altering to reveal sharp angular features and pointed ears.
"What is this?" I asked looking about. The residents of the town looked on, as all around us creatures began to appear, all manner of Goblin, Fairy, and Poltergeist. When I turned to look back at Bregin, he was floating directly in my face, cup in hand offering me the drink.
"I think you should drink this!" He said smiling, but his child voice flat as dirt.
"We were never afraid of you or your kind, demon, or devil," Mathrinin said walking forward, " when you arrived we knew. We had hoped that you would attempt to make contact earlier, and perhaps parlay with us, enjoy your stay in our town."
"But you killed my friend. So now I can't be your friend. Friends don't kill friends. Please drink. Let this drink show that we would have welcomed you with open arms," Bregin said giving me the drink.
"And..." I thought to myself as the creature spoke to Abigail.
I took a long draft of the cool ale. I truly wanted to destroy them. But there were just too many, and I had nowhere to go. I would not win a war with the Fey.
"May I keep the cup? It is dear to me." I told the boy.
"No! For your punishment, we will banish you from this place with an Earthly death. You will return to your home, and when this town eventually returns to the Fairy realm. Your cup will be here. No matter what grows, your cup will be here, no matter the town or city, nothing will touch this spot, your cup will be here. However, after several hundred years, You can return. But, you have a length of time equal to one year to reclaim the cup. If you do not, it will wither and rust," Bregin told me no longer sounding like a child, but more like the King of Fairy.
"...and so I suspect shall you. It would behoove you to act swiftly, as your memories of this place will start to turn vague, and dreamlike, much like the Fey lands. The Medallion will be the key to recover the cup, but it too shall be found elsewhere. Find the Medallion, find the cup. Now begone from the sight of these humans and Fey, you're no longer wanted here!"
With that, he touched my skull, and I exploded. My next awareness was of the lower realms on the banks of the Lethe. For hundreds of years, I roamed impatiently even fighting in the Red War directly. I thought the time would never arrive for me to come back to this worthless world. But, during one battle, I was summoned, and when I arrived. I impatiently waited for my inexperienced summoner to fail. She did and died for it, and my search began.
"Then I'd heard of you, and here we are, Abigail Mitchell, of Philadelphia," it said.
"Is that why you say my name and home all the time?" She asked, "To never forget?
It nodded.
"I really enjoyed that Sir Smokeman," She said handing the creature and the Cup and Medallion.
Then she pulled out a bottle of what looked like Heineken or something. She poured some into its cup, then into hers.
I was actually happy that the skull face got his cup back. It was a small thing, but even small things can be important.
"A toast?" She said raising the cup.
"Yes. To that Stupid child and his equally stupid family, for centuries of woe and torment," it said.
"To that Stupid child and his equally stupid family!" Abigail said as their cups touched and they took a drink.
"What now?" she asked it.
"I will take this grinning medallion as a symbol of my failure, my cup, and leave this plane forever. I despise this world. But first, we have unfinished business," the creature said as it turned to look directly at me.
ALL the fear came back along with a new stream of urine. I got up and turned to flee as fast as I could!
"Give me 5 seconds?" I heard Abigail ask it.
"3 seconds."
"Okay okay!"
Then I saw her run towards me with inhuman speed, her eyes like fire, and the veins beneath her skin glowing like lava flows.
I crashed through everything in my way. Tripping and falling, and not giving a single shit.
I tripped and began to roll down a hill. I was stopped when I hit a small log. Stunned for a moment. I sat up and looked about and listened. I didn't see or hear anything. I grabbed the log to stand and there she was.
"Hiya!" was all I remember before a fist collided with my face.
I awoke to the smell of fish cooking, my cuts and bruises cleaned up, a beer in the coozie next to my chair.
"There he is! I was wondering if you were gonna wake up before your beer got warm," she said tossing a fish on a plate.
"Where...where's that smoke thing?" I asked frantically looking about.
"Don't worry, he's gone. He knew you were there the whole time too," she told me, "But don't worry about him, he's not coming back. However, because you were close to him, you got a little taint on ya. Creeps like him can smell ya if you're close to them now. But don't worry I took care of that problem too," She told me tapping her left shoulder, her eyes glowing.
I looked down at my left shoulder as I felt a dull throb of heat. There was a mark glowing orange just underneath my skin. I looked back to her and asked,
"Are you gonna tell me a story about this?"
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2020.06.29 19:25 Hope915 [CRISIS] Swabia Ignites

 
 
Europe plays with matches. Germany burns.
 
 
 
 

Swabia Explodes

 
With French interests in Swabia threatened by a perceived willingness to rejoin with West Germany, de Gaulle’s regime has taken dramatic and decisive action. It turns out that marching 500,000 men into a city whose total population only just outsizes that number is fraught with logistical issues. In spite of these challenges, the French Army managed to maintain enough organization and supply for a total of approximately 384,000 men to move in and occupy Stuttgart. With no easy solution available for barracks, most public buildings and many private residences were used to quarter the troops, causing significant angst among the public. When it was realized that those who declared themselves German rather than Swabian were being (in effect) forcibly deported from the country, the uproar began.
 
Protestors struggled to assemble in public spaces, but most were already occupied by French troops, and so small groups of dissidents were seized and arrested quickly throughout the afternoon. However, the bustle of forcible deportations quickly choked up the city, and only 5,200 or so were actually able to be removed from Stuttgart within the first six hours of the process. As the evening arrived, bricks and other hard objects began to be thrown and dropped from windows, and sporadic gunfire erupted around Gaisburg. French troops, mostly conscripts who were already nervous and cramped into unfamiliar conditions, retaliated by returning fire in the general direction of their attackers. Small firefights raged on through the night, with 99 French and Swabian casualties. It is estimated that over 250 locals were injured or killed in the same period.
 
With the news now out, all of Swabia was on edge. With the rate of effective deportations slowed heavily by clashes with protestors and gunmen in Stuttgart, the rest of the French army began to fan out into the countryside and smaller cities. In spite of the strain, French logistics managed to keep up with the advancing fan of occupation. Unfortunately, problems began to arise in the afternoon of the next day, as troops moved to enter Ulm and Freiburg. Swabian intelligence and deportation officials began reporting members as AWOL, though nothing irreplaceable. The Swabian military and various pro-French militias, however, all but disintegrated as soon as they escaped direct French supervision. Then, things got worse.
 
Due to the absurdly heavy-handed focus on Stuttgart instead of moving to occupy the entire country at once, the rest of Swabia had time to prepare and resist. Shots rang out from farmhouses and trees, harassing French columns and motorcades. Civilian explosives repurposed from their intended use in mining and controlled demolition operations were deployed to destroy bridges and be manually detonated under the front of French mobile columns. In the cities, bricks and cobblestones were soon joined by molotov cocktails and grenades. By the day’s end, French military authorities reported 2,903 guerillas killed or captured, and their occupation had stopped short of Albstadt. Estimates put French casualties for the day at roughly 500 killed or wounded.
 

Sand Between Their Fingers

 
The French effort to deport all those who reported themselves as “German” rather than Swabian was an impossible task to begin with, and the events of the first two days of the occupation made the populace extremely uncooperative. Soon, 89% of respondents began to claim themselves as German, causing an impossible backlog, as the presence of so many French troops combined with active armed resistance made self-deportation impossible. Another 17,256 deportees were forcibly removed from Stuttgart and ejected across the border, but what little enthusiasm remained among the French Army was waning rapidly. During the night, Ferdinand Porsche, his remaining family in Stuttgart and many of their employees escaped across the river Rems with the assistance of several mysterious handlers, before making their way to Austria to seek asylum.
 
As French forces moved further south, they began to encounter men from units of the Swabian military, who engaged in harassment attacks and hit-and-run tactics. South of Biberach, most roads had to be cleared of mines and stay-behind garrisons, greatly slowing what had become a true military operation. Simultaneously, skirmishes began to erupt between French troops and West German paramilitary forces across the border, with the now steady stream of deportees often caught in the middle. The situation was rapidly spiralling out of control, and another 619 French casualties were registered that day.
 
By the morning of the fourth day of occupation, French troops had successfully occupied all of Swabia except for Friedrichshafen, Kressbronn am Bodensee and Konstanz. However, these areas were well-fortified and manned by over 24,000 troops and civilian militia, most of which were previously members of Swabian units. French artillery opened up, suppressing and pushing the Free Swabians back, but not without significant civilian loss of life. In the Friedrichshafen-Kressbronn pocket, 5,238 Swabian troops were killed, 2,126 captured, and 3,132 civilians were recorded missing or dead. The Konstanz pocket managed to hold on throughout the day, due to its position as a chokepoint between two large lakes. Continued insurgent activity over the course of the day resulted in 730 French casualties, and prevented any real ability to enforce deportations.
 

The Incident

 
In pursuit of the remaining Swabian troops fleeing the collapsed Friedrichshafen pocket, French troops accidentally crossed the border into neighboring Bavaria. Encountering a Bavarian paramilitary group in the woods north of Bodolz, they exchanged fire for several minutes, killing 23 Bavarians. When news of this event reached the press, Germans everywhere were livid. Demonstrations outside of the French Embassy in Bonn could no longer be contained, and French troops stationed in the embassy opened fire on the crowd after a protester threw a live grenade into one of the windows. This resulted in the unofficial “siege” intensifying, with much of the building being set aflame by homemade incendiary devices.
 
West German police were unable or unwilling to intervene until the French ambassador finally capitulated to the crowd and exited the building with what remained of his bodyguard, at which time a police cordon was established to facilitate his retrieval and return to his home country. Unfortunately, the police line was overwhelmed and the ambassador’s escort proved unable to hold off the mob. A total of ten French guards and embassy staff, including the ambassador, were killed in the siege and its aftermath, along with 38 Germans.
 

Bavaria Postpones

 
With the volatility of the current situation made clear, the German people needed to retain a sense of unity in the face of adversity and outside enemies. The BVP has been put under significant political pressure to postpone the referendum, which was due to be held in February, in light of the direct infringement on Bavarian and West German sovereignty at the hands of a foreign power. Begrudgingly, the referendum has been postponed for another year, though most suspect it was an excellent excuse to give the present wave of pro-unity sentiment time to recede.
 
For now, Bavaria remains, and will commit herself to the defense of fellow Germans.
 

Rank Disobedience

 
French troops were overwhelming the logistical capacity of the region, were beaten and tired, paranoid from insurgent violence, and were generally conscripts entirely uninterested in carrying out what felt more and more like a criminal act. It’s no surprise that many began to desert or otherwise cease carrying out their duties. Instead, units began fighting over small shipments of coffee or wine, extra rations or better boots. Total disorder was on the horizon, and French officers sensed it. They were even more disgusted with this project than the ground troops were, and began discussing with each other about a unilateral withdrawal of some sort.
 
It was into this environment that Jean de Lattre de Tassigny entered the HQ outside of Stuttgart. He had been the previous commander-in-chief of the French forces in Germany before the establishment of Swabia, and thus was assigned to advise the occupation operation. In practice, however, he was merely intended as a rubber stamp for de Gaulle’s intentions in the country. He resented this immensely, and determined that he would step forward to rein in the situation, under his guidance.
 
The vast majority of French forces rallied around their officers when told they would soon be out of this situation and return home. Some units around Ulm and Freiburg disagreed and continued “deportation” actions, which at this point had effectively devolved into mass looting and displacement of the local population. However, the units unwilling to sign on to de Tassigny’s policy of returning home were only approximately 45,000 out of the total half a million troops. Others failed to hold a true preference, either deserting or otherwise remaining noncommittal so long as it benefited them. Still, roughly 420,000 men began to reorganize under the steady gaze of their new “Général”.
 

Provisional Swabian Authority

 
In spite of de Gaulle’s attempts to regain control of the army, they were long past willing to continue his mad exploits and vanity projects. De Tassigny’s “Autorité souabe provisoire” immediately relieved the siege of Konstanz, and began flying the Schwarz-Rot-Gold flag alongside the French Tricolor. Combat between French units has broken out near Freiburg as the ASP seeks to put an end to organized looting and rogue military units in order to stabilize the domestic position and formalize a truce with Swabian insurgency groups. Requests for assistance and rations have also been made with West German authorities, and the Général is willing to negotiate unilaterally in order to get his men back to la Patrie.
 
In the face of the loss of much of the French Army, the National Assembly and Senate have recognized a move for impeachment for de Gaulle’s failures of leadership. Domestic military and paramilitary units remaining loyal to de Gaulle, numbering some 225,000 men, have responded by laying down barricades and checkpoints in major cities, and preventing anyone from removing de Gaulle by force. Many loyalist units have also been retrieved from Algeria to bolster the regime’s position. This is likely not going to end quietly.
 
 
 
 

TL;DR

 
After a failure of an occupation that most French troops were uninterested in, thousands of Swabian insurgents and civilians lay dead, and hundreds of French conscripts have been killed over a vanity project bordering on ethnic cleansing. West German citizens have also been killed, as has the French ambassador to West Germany. Général de Tassigny has seized command of the troops across most of Swabia before French morale could collapse, and now seeks to negotiate with West German authorities in order to return his men safely to France (and likely depose de Gaulle’s regime). French parliament has acknowledged an impeachment process against de Gaulle, but military units loyal to him have prevented the action from going through, and have established security cordons in the cities. P.S. - Ferdinand Porsche took this opportunity to leave for Austria.
 
Map of the situation by mid-February, 1951. Disorganized/rogue units in teal, de Tassigny’s forces in navy blue, Free Swabian Army in gold.
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2020.06.02 15:21 john14325 Rebook WWE ECW part 1

To start off I am keeping the rosters the same so yes that means even Big Show and Test go to ECW.
Every match will be the old ECW rules instead of having to label every match Extreme Rules or only book one per show. Not every match has to be a weapons fest but every match is open to that.
The show only lasts one hour.
I’ll use John Cena for week one but other than that no crossovers so no Flair, Edge, Kane or Undertaker. ECW remains its own stand alone show with no Raw or Smackdown crossovers.
I’m not booking RVD’s WWE Title loss as that has nothing to do with ECW.
Let’s get started
Week 1
June 13th, 2006
The commentary team is Joey Styles and Tazz and they welcome everyone to the first episode of the reboot of ECW.
Paul Heyman comes thanks everyone for tuning in to the show and brings out the WWE Champion Rob Van Dam. He presents RVD the ECW Championship just like he did in real life. John Cena tries to climb the barrier to take out RVD but is thrown out by ECW security and Heyman takes a jab a Cena. Suddenly an unfamiliar voice plays over the speakers and says you’ve got to be kidding me, and that man is CM Punk. Punk cuts a straight edge promo on RVD calling him Mr. 420. He calls him a bad example and the wrong man to lead ECW. RVD tells Punk to go back to the bingo halls and Punk challenges RVD for the ECW Championship tonight, which RVD accepts.
Backstage, Kelly Kelly cuts a promo introducing herself and promises to strip tonight.
Justin Credible /w Francine vs Sabu
Justin Credible comes out and introduces Francine as “The Queen of Extreme” and introduces himself at “The Impact Player.” Sabu comes out and they have a match and they go about 7 minutes and Sabu wins after hitting an Arabian Facebuster on a steel chair.
Backstage, Sandman cuts a short promo promising someone’s gonna get canned tonight.
Heyman is backstage with Steven Richards, CW Anderson and Al Snow, they ask Paul Heyman what their doing tonight and Heyman says he had plans for them but Punk showing up changed that and the three men look disappointed.
Tommy Dreamer /w Balls Mohoney vs FBI
This match goes around five minutes Dreamer gets the win with a top rope Dreamer Driver.
After the match, Kelly Kelly decides its time to strip for the audience but as she gets going Trinity out of jealousy objects and we get a 2 minute cat fight.
RVD(c) vs CM Punk ECW Championship
The match starts and we see some chain wrestling and we give CM Punk a chance to show off his technical prowess grounding RVD the first few minutes. RVD makes a comeback hitting some beautiful looking kicks on Punk and gets a steel chair but is hit with a low blow from Punk who beats RVD with the chair for a while. Punk goes for a GTS but RVD counters into a Van Terminator into a five star frog splash but CW Anderson, Steven Richards and Al Snow run in breaking up the pin and they beat down RVD and Punk hits a GTS but before he can get the win Sandman runs out and canes the hell out of everyone and does his beer can to the head and some of it gets on Punk and he freaks out attacking Sandman and they brawl into the crowd.
The match is made a no contest and RVD makes his way back to his feet only to be laid out by Kurt Angle who rips off his ECW shirt and says he convinced Paul Heyman to draft Angle to ECW so he could bury ECW because ECW sucks.
Week 2
June 20th, 2006
Paul Heyman opens the show and says Rob Van Dam isn’t in the building yet, but he has vowed to get his hands on Kurt Angle tonight.
Tommy Dreamer vs CW Anderson
They wrestle for a few minutes when Kurt Angle enters the ring laying both men out with Angle Slams. Kurt Angle cuts a promo burying ECW and talks about his Olympic Gold Medal win in 1996 and went to ECW once and was disgusted with what he saw. When he would tell people he’s a great wrestler people thought he was one of these losers. Last year at One Night Stand he vowed to kill ECW and he failed. When he heard it was coming back he talked Paul into drafting him to ECW but deep down he just wanted to kill it once and for all. He says he wants to win the ECW Title and throw it down just like Shane Douglas did to the NWA Title, a fitting full circle end to ECW. He hates the ECW chants and turns his attention to the fans and trashes them for enjoying this garbage when he’s attacked by Tommy Dreamer and refs have to pull them apart and that ends the segment.
Backstage, Dreamer talks to Heyman and says no body loves ECW more than him and what Kurt Angle said last week made him sick and if Kurt Angle wants to kill ECW he’ll have to go through him and he wants Kurt Angle tonight. Paul Heyman makes the match official.
Sabu vs Al Snow
Al Snow cuts a pre match promo and says this is his last chance to make an impact in ECW and vows to not screw up again. The match starts and Snow fights more aggressive than we’re use to seeing and they go back and forth for about 8 minutes despite Snow’s aggression, Sabu picks up the win.
Backstage, Kelly Kelly cuts a promo about how she had so much fun last week and promises to finish stripping tonight.
We see a video recap talking about Dreamer’s time in the original ECW to add heat to his match with Kurt Angle.
Kelly Kelly comes out to dance but before she can finish, the video cuts to a pre taped promo of CM Punk from Chicago. He says sometimes you gotta have self control. He explains his straight edge life style and says how insulted he was when Sandman got beer all over him last week. Punk hates living in a world where a failure like Sandman is considered an icon. He says that ECW is a cesspool of drugs and depravity and no one is a bigger offender than Sandman. Punk ends the promo saying he’s straight edge and that means he’s better than you.
Balls Mahoney, Roadkill and Danny Doring vs FBI (Little Guido, Big Guido and Tony Mamaluke)
This match goes for around five minutes and Roadkill pins Little Guido to get the win. After the match, Trinity attacks Mahoney but an unarmed girl pulls Trinity away and no one knows who she is but she’s clearly a friend of Mahoney’s.
It’s announced that Sandman will face CM Punk next week.
Kurt Angle vs Tommy Dreamer
They go for about 10 minutes with Dreamer getting a lot of offense in hitting Angle with loads of weapons to show him what ECW’s all about and he takes all the punishment Angle dishes out including breaking out of an ankle lock and kicking out of an Angle Slam. Dreamer is about to hit a top rope Dreamer Driver on Angle through a table when Justin Credible distracts Dreamer allowing Angler to hit an Angle Slam through the fable and win the match.
Angle cuts a promo after the match wanting RVD to come out so he can beat up more of ECW’s icons. RVD still isn’t here and Angle turns his attention to Tazz and Styles who are trashing him as Angle approaches them, RVD comes out and they have a long brawl into the crow to close the show.
Week 3
June 27th, 2006
We open with RVD in Paul Heyman’s office and RVD wants Angle. Heyman explains not making the match because of the state of mind RVD is in. RVD thinks it’s because Heyman doesn’t believe he can beat Angle. Heyman admits he’s worried because it is Kurt Angle after all but at the end of the day he believes in RVD. Heyman says Angle is out of control and disrespect and doesn’t want to set a precedent and reward that type of behavior. Tonight, RVD will defend the ECW Title but not against Angle.
CM Punk vs The Sandman
This match is a 10 minute wild brawl with lots of weapons and Sandman seemingly had the match won when Mike Knox makes his debut and attacks Sandman allowing Punk to get the win. Punk pours a beer on Sandman’s fallen body.
Backstage, Punk is celebrating with Mike Knox and Punk says this is just the beginning.
The Zombie vs The Big Show
Zombie comes out and does whatever he does and The Big Show destroys him in under 3 minutes and we never see The Zombie again. Big Show pics up the mic after the match and says sorry, boss’ orders.
Kelly Kelly goes to dance on her own platform but Kurt Angle comes out stalks, insults her and threatens to break her ref ankle. He calls out RVD and he comes out but Paul Heyman and security comes between them.
Backstage, Paul Heyman is telling at Kurt Angle. Orders him to leave and if he doesn’t he is suspended for 30 days. Angle says fine he’ll go, but what happens next week will be Heyman’s fault.
Sandman staggers around he wants to fight Punk but also wants a beer.
Balls Mahoney /w Shelly vs CW Anderson
The unarmed woman from last week is identified as Shelly and she accompanies Balls to the ring. Balls goes over in a 5 minute match.
Justin Credible comes out with Francine and explains why he cost Dreamer the match last week. He says Dreamer’s been parading around as the ECW icon since it’s closed even though Credible beat him every time they wrestled. Now that ECW is back, he’s going to finish what they started back then. And like back then he’s going to be ECW Champion tonight. We see a video recap of the original Justin Credible/Tommy Dreamer feud.
RVD(c) vs Justin Credible /w Francine ECW Championship
They have a 12 minute match of incredible high flying offense and RVD retains after Dreamer chases Francine away who attempted to cost RVD the match. RVD celebrates to close the show.
Week 4
July 4th, 2006
Styles and Tazz announce that RVD and Sabu will team up to take on FBI tonight and if you haven’t seen them as a team before, you’re in for something special.
Kurt Angle vs Danny Doring
Kurt Angle destroys Doring in under three minutes making him tap to the ankle lock.
After the match, Angle says he wants to tear ECW down brick by brick, and tonight everyone will see just what he thinks of ECW.
Backstage, RVD and Heyman are watching the screen and RVD tells Paul to let him get his hands on Angle because he thinks something bad might happen otherwise. Heyman tells RVD he only needed security last week to keep him fresh for his title match. This week, RVD can do what he wants.
Backstage, Punk is with Mike Know talking to somebody off camera about how they were the most talented, underused and under appreciated talent of the original ECW. Me and Knox both agree and the camera pans to Steven Richards who is listening to Punk. Punk says there’s always been that one thing missing and that’s self-respect. Steven was a follower of Raven and was a joke. Steven was the leader of Rite To Censor and a geek. But if he can embrace straight edge he can be the one thing he always wanted to be, better. Richards thinks for a moment and holds out a taped fist and Punk draws an X on it as Knox approves. Punk says tonight show The Sandman who Steven Richards is.
Al Snow is in the ring with Head. Again, Al Snow says he wants to right the wrongs of his original run in ECW like not being focused but he does the head shtick for an easy pop. Big Show comes out and says sorry boss’ orders, the very thing Big Show said to Zombie last week.
The Big Show vs Al Snow
The Big Show destroys Al Snow winning in under 3 minutes.
Kelly Kelly comes out on the isle and says she’ll finally get to finish her dance. She begins, when Credible and Francine interrupt and Francine makes Kelly beat it since she’s “The Queen of Extreme” Credible wants Dreamer since he cost him the ECW Title last week. Dreamer comes out him and Justin brawl then Francine low blows Dreamer. Credible pulls out a barbed wire sphere and hits That’s Incredible on the sphere busting Dreamer wide open.
RVD is looking for Kurt Angle and finds Balls Mahoney and Shelly and they say they haven’t seen Angle.
FBI cut a goofy promo talking about their match with RVD and Sabu tonight.
Sandman vs Steven Richards
Sandman wants Punk but Punk and Knox keep a safe distance away. Sandman and Steven have a good 10 minute match with Sandman picking up the win. Mike Knox runs in after the match but gets canned by Sandman. Punk runs in but is run off by Sandman. Sandman pours a beer on Richards fallen body in response to last week.
RVD and Sabu vs FBI
RVD and Sabu win after a great 8 minute showcase.
After the match, Big Guido attacks but Sabu puts him through a table on the floor. Angle slides in the ring and hits an Angle Slam on RVD and ties him to the ropes. He teases hitting RVD with a chair but instead slaps him to wake him up. Angle picks up the ECW Title waiting for RVD to see him and spits on the title. Styles is disgusted and Tazz leaves the booth screaming at Angle from ringside. Heyman, Sabu, Balls, Anderson, Roadkill and Show all hit the ring and Angle high tails it out of there. Styles calls it the lowest moment in ECW history as we leave the air.
Week 5
July 11th, 2006
The show begins with a video from earlier today in an empty arena. Heyman is telling all the wrestlers after Angle spat on the belt he’s been suspended for 30 days. The roster is unhappy. Heyman says it’s without pay. Heyman says the biggest punishment is to let him in and let all of you destroy him. But ECW has been my life for years and in general principle, somebody that would do that doesn’t deserve to be here. Paul brought him in so he made the call to suspend him.
We go to Styles and Tazz who say they won’t be showing the footage to recap what happened last week. Kurt Angle spat on the ECW Title and you’ll never see it again. Tazz talks about everything he did to become ECW Champion and broke his neck on the path to winning it just like Kurt Angle did to win the 1996 Olympics. The ECW Title was his gold medal and it was a disgusting display and shows how low Kurt Angle is.
RVD vs CW Anderson
RVD destroys CW Anderson and hits an Angle Slam through the table to send a message to Kurt Angle.
After the match, Joey Styles interviews RVD about Kurt Angle’a suspension. RVD talks about how long he fought to become world champion and he’s not happy that Angle got suspended. He makes the challenge to wrestle Kurt Angle for the ECW Championship, because he wants to beat Kurt Angle and show him what the ECW Title really means.
Backstage, Kelly Kelly is complaining to Paul Heyman about all the interruptions. She asks if he can block some time for Kelly. Dreamer interrupts and he sympathizes with Paul but questions suspending Kurt. He asks Paul we’d rip him apart, isn’t that what you want? And Paul says of course it is but I don’t want Kurt to get the chance to do what he did again. He doesn’t want to hear another bad word about ECW out of Kurt Angle. Dreamer says to some guys it looks like Paul Heyman is protecting Kurt Angle. We linger on Heyman who seems to not like that line.
Sabu vs Steven Richards
They have a nice 7 minute match with Sabu picking up the win.
After the match, Punk berates Richards and asks him did you have a drink? Richards says maybe one, and Punk slaps him again.
Justin Credible comes out with Francine and talks about how good it felt to make Tommy Dreamer bleed last week and he’ll do it again tonight.
Sandman comes in and wants to fight Punk. Punk comes down the ramp and verbally runs down Sandman he gets on the apron and turns his attention to the crowd. Sandman pulls him in and they fight Sandman kicks his ass and hits a White Russian Leg Sweep and is about to pour beer on him when Mike Knox runs in but gets canned by Sandman then Steven Richards runs in hitting a Stevie Kick on Sandman he handcuffs Sandman and Punk canes the hell out of Sandman.
Tommy Dreamer vs Justin Credible /w Francine
They have a great 8 minute match Francine tries to get involved but Dreamer hits her with a DDT. Dreamer finally beats Credible but has no time to celebrate because Big Show enters the ring and throws Dreamer out of the ring and choke slams him through the table and says sorry boss’ orders.
Week 6
July 18th, 2006
The show opens up backstage with Paul Heyman telling Tommy Dreamer I don’t know what to tell you. Heyman claims he’s innocent and didn’t tell The Big Show to attack him. Dreamer didn’t believe Show either but after what Dreamer to Paul about protecting Kurt he thinks he ruffled some feathers. Heyman says Dreamer wasn’t the first to say that and reassures Tommy he has no hard feelings for what he said. Heyman says there’s a problem though, if Dreamer wants answers he’ll have to get them from a 7 foot giant.
Joey Styles and Tazz open up the show saying for those that don’t know, Kurt Angle is in the middle of a 30 day suspension for spitting on the ECW Title. They again say they won’t be showing the footage of the disgraceful act, but RVD is scheduled to defend the ECW Title next week and with Angle on the bench, a Four Way Dance will take place tonight to determine RVD’s challenger between Sabu, CM Punk, Tommy Dreamer and The Big Show.
The Sandman vs Tony Mamaluke /w FBI
Sandman wins in 4 minutes and canes the hell out of FBI. Sandman calls out Punk and says your ass is mine.
Tommy Dreamer comes out to the ring and calls out The Big Show. Show comes out and stays on the entrance ramp. Dreamer asks Big Show to tell him the truth about why he attacked him last week. Big Show says it might be hard to hear, but he’s telling the truth, it was nothing personal at all. In fact he likes Tommy, but he was following the boss’ orders like always. Dreamer calls his bluff, and says Heyman told him Show is lying. Big Show tells him the only thing I can tell you is that I’m telling the truth. Dreamer says he’ll fight him if he has to but Big Show leaves. Dreamer is confused when he is attacked from behind by Justin Credible laying him out. Styles wonders if Dreamer will make it to the main event.
RVD is backstage with Heyman and asks him if Angle has accepted his challenge. Heyman says he hasn’t spoken to Kurt since he suspended him. He also doesn’t want RVD worrying about that right now because he has a title defense next week. RVD says he’ll watch the main event very closely.
Kelly Kelly comes out to dance but there’s a power cut and we go to commercial leaving the dance unfinished.
Joey Styles says that during the commercial that Kurt Angle entered the building as a ticket buying fan. But when the power went out our cameras lost him and haven’t been able to find him bottom line is Kurt Angle is here.
Balls Mahoney /w Shelly vs Al Snow
They have a 5 minute weapon based brawl with Snow picking up the surprise win with Head. Snow hits the Snow Plow on Shelly after the match.
CM Punk cuts a promo on how desperate and pathetic Sandman is, craving revenge, addicted to violence, a junkie and a bum in every sense. And it all comes down to failure. You can’t beat me so you turn to your vices. Just like the people at home wash away the disappointment of the crap job and ugly wife with booze, masking their self pity with pills and drugs. But Punk is better than you and that. And as a result, tonight he looks ahead and starts to fulfill the mission he had when he first appeared on ECW, and that’s winning the ECW Championship.
CM Punk vs Sabu vs Tommy Dreamer vs The Big Show
All four are in the ring as the crowd rises and Kurt Angle makes his way to the front row. Security steps in. The four guys all make their move towards Angle and more security steps in. Kurt pie-faces somebody and runs off. Heyman comes running down to help with the chaos, with Dreamer telling Paul to let him get Angle. Sandman runs out to cane Punk and levels a bunch of security guys as well. We have a bench clearing brawl and Angle gets free until RVD arrives and he does a dive onto the pile to get to Angle. Kurt flees the building into the streets as the ECW guys chase him off.
Week 7
July 25th, 2006
Paul Heyman opens the show and talks about last weeks insanity saying Angle is on suspension and hates how he promised a match he couldn’t deliver because of Kurt. However, he promised an ECW Title defense tonight and dammit we’ll get one. Tonight, RVD will face Sabu.
CM Punk with Steven Richards and Mike Knox come to the ring and Punk talks about his issues with The Sandman and how he can relate to those losers who can’t beat addiction, because it feels like no matter what he does Sandman is always there. Punk has declared war and has brought the toughest guy south of Chicago in Mike Knox and channeled the untapped talent of Steven Richards and tonight, we’re going to show you how straight edge makes us better than you.
CM Punk, Mike Knox and Steven Richards vs Danny Doring, Roadkill and Shannon Moore
This match goes around 5 minutes with Punk hitting a GTS on Shannon Moore to pick up the win.
Sandman storms the ring Punk and Knox escape but Steven Richards gets canned by Sandman.
Backstage, Punk is furious that Sandman showed them up. Steven says sorry Punk and Punk says stop treating me like your leader and Steven says sorry Punk just rolls his eyes. Look if it’s a fight he wants, it’s a fight he’ll get. Knox I want you to get in that ring and take him out. Knox agrees.
Backstage, we’re following Tommy Dreamer who walks up to the building entrance to The Big Show, who is standing with his arms folded. Dreamer says he knows Big Show says he was telling the truth last week, and that it was nothing personal. Show says that’s right. Dreamer has a hard time swallowing why he got attacked and not knowing why. Dreamer asks him to come with him to Paul Heyman to clear this up and Show says cant leave my post boss’ orders. Dreamer doesn’t like hearing those words and asks Show if he’s there to make sure Angle doesn’t enter the building tonight and Show simply says boss’ orders. Dreamer annoyed, says fine, but whenever this is done we need to clear this up.
Al Snow is by himself with Head. Snow says he spent weeks trying to fix Al Snow and he realized he was being selfish. This is the Island of Misfit Toys, and he’s in a position as a veteran to help the others. So he will, he laid out Balls and Shelly last week to teach them that wrestling is a cruel mistress, and you can’t bring your friends along just to have a good time. If it wasn’t him that hurt them it would be someone else, and they wouldn’t be so kind. He only wishes he had somebody to teach him the lessons he’s about to teach. While he speaks, Al Snow wipes the words help me off the mannequin head.
Justin Credible /w Francine vs Balls Mahoney
No Shelly after last weeks attack and Balls is in a bad mood we have a 7 minute weapons fest which Credible wins after an Al Snow distraction. Snow screams that Balls needs to focus and we have a 2 on 1 beat down until Tommy Dreamer comes out and clears the ring.
It is announced that Kelly Kelly was supposed to do a live dance tonight but she had car troubles on her way to the arena.
The announcers point out that Sabu hasn’t lost a match since the reboot of ECW.
RVD(c) vs Sabu ECW Championship
The ECW talent surround the ringside area to make sure Kurt Angle doesn’t ruin the match. RVD and Sabu have a great 15 minute back and forth match with RVD picking up the win. After the match, Sabu raises RVD’s arm but then the screen cuts to footage of Kurt Angle spitting on the ECW Title from various angles even in slow motion.
We then cut to the production truck, where Kurt Angle has broken in, but is now surrounded by security and Heyman. Kurt yells at the crew to not stop playing the footage and Heyman is berating Kurt for ruining a great match and moment. Angle yells back the suspension is over next week.
Week 8
August 1st 2006
We start with footage from earlier today with Paul Heyman backstage talking to everybody. Angle is back tonight I know you want to kill him and I do too. If he starts something with any of you by all means finish it. But I don’t want anybody touching Angle unless physically provoked tonight. Little Guido speaks up and says this is stupid and asks why they’ve got to hold off. Heyman says because he needs him for the main event segment tonight.
The Sandman vs Mike Knox
Steven Richards is on commentary for this match. This match goes for around 10 minutes with Sandman picking up the win. Steven runs in big gets canned and Sandman pours beer on Mike Knox and challenges Punk to a fight but he backs down.
Kurt Angle arrives in the building. Everybody is staring daggers at him, but he knows he can’t be touched. Angles calls the onlookers punks, jabronis and losers who’ll never accomplish anything, and walks off cocky knowing he can’t be touched.
We are backstage with Punk, on his own after being shown up again. Punk is on a tirade about Sandman being every absentee father and deadbeat husband you’ve ever known and that these morons cheer Sandman like he’s better than him like he’s special. He’s the least special person in the business and storms off.
Tommy Dreamer and Balls Mahoney vs Al Snow and Justin Credible /w Francine
This match goes on for about 7 minutes. Credible pins Dreamer after he spanks Francine.
Kelly is backstage with Shelly, who was watching from the back because Balls told her to for now and she says she’s feeling better. Trinity stops by and says none of them belong in the ring and Shelly fires back at Trinity but Kelly doesn’t care because she gets to complete her striptease next.
Kelly is in the ring for the dance. Francine interrupts to yell about Dreamer spanking her. Kelly goes nuts about being interrupted we get a little cat fight. Credible comes out and threatens to hurt Kelly. Dreamer comes out and runs them off, seeing he always has his eye on Credible and Francine. He proposes a mixed tag team match for next week and Kelly is giddy about getting to be in a match.
Kurt Angle approaches Shannon Moore backstage. He tells him he spat on the ECW Title because it’s a piece of garbage, representing a garbage company filled with garbage wrestlers. When he eventually wins it he’ll throw it in the garbage right where it belongs. Shannon shakes his head as Kurt walks off.
FBI vs Danny Doring and Roadkill
FBI win in a 5 minute match. Big Show comes out and says sorry Guido, Boss’ Orders and destroys the FBI. Styles and Tazz speculate what Show’s deal is and talks about his old connection with Paul Heyman in 2002.
Heyman calls out Angle. Styles speculates on why Heyman has protected Angle tonight after everything he did. Tazz isn’t happy and smells a rat. Angle wants a mic, but isn’t given it. Heyman cuts a scathing promo on Kurt Angle, the reason those guys didn’t jump you because I asked them not to. It’s because I told them something you don’t know and I didn’t show earlier on. ECW has a spot on Summerslam. And on that night RVD is putting his money where his mouth it, he will defend the ECW Title against you. And all of the ECW locker room will be sat in the front row at ringside, watching RVD kick your ass. And if you even think about pulling something, they’ll hop that rail and destroy you. Hell they might do that anyway.
Angle is livid, he grabs Heyman, but RVD runs out to fight. Angle dodges the Van Daminator and rolls to the floor. The ECW roster files in from the crowd and down the aisle to close in on Angle, who appears to be surrounded. The show ends with Angle looking for a way out and the show fades to black without seeing what happened to Angle.
Week 9
August 8th, 2006
Last week on ECW, the match at Summerslam was made, and the roster closed in on Kurt, who is public enemy number one. When the show went off the air, Angle escaped.
We cut to Heyman and RVD backstage, Heyman says, we were this close but at Summerslam, there’s no where to run, and for everything Angle said about ECW, and for disgracing the legacy of the title, ECW will make him pay. RVD tells Paul to calm down he doesn’t want everyone to beat up Kurt for him at Summerslam he wants Kurt all to himself to prove the best in ECW is better than Kurt Angle. Heyman agreed, but he wonders if Kurt Angle will even make it to Summerslam.
Sabu vs Little Guido
Sabu wins in a great 7 minute match. The announcers wonder if Show’s attack on FBI had to do with what Little Guido said to Paul Heyman last week.
We are backstage with Kelly Kelly who’s nervous about her match. We pan to Tommy Dreamer who says it’ll be fine but he’s gotta y’all to somebody. Dreamer leaves the room, and the cameras follow as he walks up to Heyman. Dreamer asks what was that about last week with the FBI? Heyman says it had nothing to do with him and why would it? He told everyone the real plan off camera. Heyman says he knows he’s not the most truthful person, but Big Show is the one who’s lying and knows no one will call him on it. He’s destroying people because he wants to. Heyman walks away and the cameras now follow him. Heyman passes Al Snow who is holding the Head and on it it says helped. Al rants to Heyman calling himself the helper the person who will teach everyone what the business really is. He took it too easy on Tough Enough. ECW isn’t fun and games, it’s a shark tank, the land of extreme, and he might have to do some bad things, but people will thank him in the end. He says every act is justifiable. Heyman wishes him well although looking uneasy as the delusion Al as he leaves. The cameras stay with Paul as he walks around into a corner and bumps into Kurt Angle. Heyman asks Kurt how he got here. Angle tells Paul to calm down and Heyman says screw your at Summerslam RVD will kick your ass. Angle says he can beat anybody one on one. But since everybody in ECW hates Kurt Angle and will outnumber him he’s called an old friend from his WWE days to watch his back and make sure he isn’t ambushed, and he wants Heyman to tell everybody else. Test walks in looking more jacked than ever. Angle and Test leave the scene.
CM Punk vs Roadkill
Steven Richards is comically bandaged up from all the canines he’s taken from Sandman and mentions it’s been hard to stay off of pain pills. CM Punk wins clean in a 5 minute match.
After the match, CM Punk runs down Sandman, and talks about how society has made a martyr out of a loser. CM Punk accepts Sandman’s challenge to a match next week so he can finally show everyone his way of life is better than his and better than theirs.
Rob Van Dam storms out no music belt in hand and says he just heard Kurt Angle is in the building and calls him out. He says everything Kurt has said about ECW and done he needs to have the guts to back it up. Angle appears and cheap shots RVD. RVD fights back. RVD goes up to the top for a kick but Test runs into the ring and takes the blow for Angle. The ECW roster runs out to the ring and Angle runs into the crowd and they destroy Test which ends when Sabu hits a double leg drop through a table. Tazz says so much for Test.
Tommy Dreamer and Kelly Kelly vs Justin Credible and Francine
Dreamer and Kelly win after a 7 minute match. After the match, Big Show comes out and Dreamer knows Show is about to kick someone’s ass. Dreamer grabs the mic and yells at him if he’s coming for a fight he’s got one. Dreamer says he may take an ass kicking but if he’s here on Boss’ Orders for every punch he takes will be one for Paul Heyman and he throws the mic at Big Show. Big Show picks up the mic and says Tommy, Paul Heyman is not my boss. Dreamer looks confused at Show and Kelly steps up and hits Dreamer with a low blow, Show lunges forward and delivers a choke slam. Kelly steps over Dreamer and says finally I’m in the main event and I won’t be interrupted now, hit the music. Kelly does the striptease she’s been wanting to do since the first show, she takes her bra off with her back to the camera as the show goes off the air.
Week 10
August 15th, 2006
Styles says that tonight we will see CM Punk vs The Sandman, a sit-down interview with Kelly Kelly and The Big Show to explain last week, and RVD and Kurt Angle have vowed to come face to face before their big match at Summerslam. Styles and Tazz remind us about Test being destroyed last week.
Balls Mahoney, Danny Doring and Roadkill /w Shelly vs Al Snow and FBI
Al comes out wearing a Get help, Get head t-shirt. Balls gets the win over an FBI member when Snow ditches FBI saying they are beyond help. This lasts around 7 minutes.
We get a video recap of the CM Punk/Sandman feud and we are reminded they will face off tonight.
We have a sit-down interview with Joey Styles talking to Kelly Kelly and The Big Show. Kelly explains the angle. She wanted to be a star on ECW. She tried to strip on the first two shows and got interrupted. So she got a managerial license and hired The Big Show. The next week Big Show pinned The Zombie so fast Kelly could strip but she was interrupted. After that, Show pinned Al Snow so fast she could go but was interrupted again. The weeks after that she tried to talk to Paul Heyman but Tommy Dreamer interrupted and she set Big Show on him. The week she had car trouble, she asked Big Show to wait for her in case she made it. After that Trinity said she didn’t belong in the ring so she sent Big Show to destroy the FBI. And last week she finally got her chance to be the star. So Dreamer got laid out, and she did her thing. Everybody thinks she’s a dumb blonde but everybody else is dumber than her.
Styles asks Show why he allied himself with Kelly Kelly. Show says that the elephant in the room is that no one wanted him in ECW. The original ECW fans didn’t want him there, the wrestlers didn’t want him there, and he’s a natural outcast anyway. But when Show didn’t get booked on the first couple of shows, he thought about getting a manager to help, so he did. It’s a partnership of mutual benefit. He’ll do whatever his boss says, simple as that.
A Kurt Angle video package plays showing his entire quest to destroy ECW, with footage of Angle at ECW in 1996, One Night Stand 2005 and all of his acts since. Showcase the gold medal win, with Angle talking about knowing ECW is trash and he will win the title and realize his goal of castrating ECW’s legacy by throwing it in the garbage at Summerslam.
Backstage, Heyman is surrounded by riot squad security talking to RVD. Heyman explains that he hired security to make sure things don’t get out of hand tonight. This is one of the biggest matches in ECW history, and he wants to make sure it gets to the ring at Summerslam. He asks RVD how he feels, who is positive. Heyman reminds how important winning is, he says he’s always believed in RVD, and he needs him to pull through more than ever. RVD says he’s the Whole F’n Show.
Sandman cuts a promo drinking a beer, saying Punk has pissed him off, and it’s time to pay the tab.
CM Punk vs The Sandman
This is a 10 minute brawl fest of a match with run ins from Steven Richards and Mike Knox who both get canned. Punk catches Sandman with a GTS for the win.
Punk isn’t satisfied with just winning and tells his guys to pick up Sandman up and grabs another beer bottle, a callback to previous weeks. Sandman ducks and Punk accidentally hits Knox. Sandman fights off Stevie and canes Punk. With Punk down, Sandman finally pulls out the beer and pours it all over Punk.
An RVD video package plays showing what an amazing athlete he is, with an RVD voice over talking about how Angle is a special breed of athlete but no one can do what RVD can.
Heyman is in the ring, the ECW roster in the front row as they will be at Summerslam. RVD is out. Angle is called out, but stops in the aisle and says there’s no way he’s walking into such an obvious trap after everything he’s said and done and after what they did to Test. He says to Heyman that if he wants him there, one on one with RVD, then let the security guys Paul was with earlier walk him to the ring. Heyman says yes, and the security guys escort Angle to the ring and surround the ring as Angle enters. Heyman exits. RVD tells Angle he’s gonna kick his ass at Summerslam to show that everything he’s said and done is bullshit, and that as good as Angle thinks he is, he’s going to find out that he’s not better than ECW’s best, and it’ll eat him alive. He cuts a pro-ECW speech about passion and heart and it’s too much for Angle to take. Angle says he meant everything he said, ECW sucks, the roster sucks, RVD sucks and he’s going to humiliate him and the company in one night and kill it for good. He says that as good as RVD is, he’s no Kurt Angle. Kurt praises RVD’s loyalty, but loyalty can be bought like this security staff. And as many skills as RVD has he doesn’t have eyes in the back of his head. RVD turns around into one of the riot squad in the ring and is hit with a big boot and the man reveals himself as Test. Angle and Test beat the hell out of RVD while the ECW roster tries to hop the barricade while fighting with the riot squad. Heyman leads the charge and even Tazz tries to get through and the show goes off the air with the scene of Kurt Angle and Test beating up RVD and the ECW Roster fighting off security. Styles screams that it’ll be one on one at Summerslam with no security to stop the roster.
Summerslam 2006
RVD(c) vs Kurt Angle ECW Championship
Finally after 10 weeks of buildup, Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam go head to head in the ring. This match is a 20 minute classic with all sorts of weapons, blood, a Test run in but gets beaten up by the ECW Roster and finally RVD pins Angle clean with a five star frog splash off the top of a ladder.
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2020.04.28 17:44 john14325 Rebook WWE ECW part 1

To start off I am keeping the rosters the same so yes that means even Big Show and Test go to ECW.
Every match will be the old ECW rules instead of having to label every match Extreme Rules or only book one per show. Not every match has to be a weapons fest but every match is open to that.
The show only lasts one hour.
I’ll use John Cena for week one but other than that no crossovers so no Flair, Edge, Kane or Undertaker. ECW remains its own stand alone show with no Raw or Smackdown crossovers.
I’m not booking RVD’s WWE Title loss as that has nothing to do with ECW.
Let’s get started
Week 1
June 13th, 2006
The commentary team is Joey Styles and Tazz and they welcome everyone to the first episode of the reboot of ECW.
Paul Heyman comes thanks everyone for tuning in to the show and brings out the WWE Champion Rob Van Dam. He presents RVD the ECW Championship just like he did in real life. John Cena tries to climb the barrier to take out RVD but is thrown out by ECW security and Heyman takes a jab a Cena. Suddenly an unfamiliar voice plays over the speakers and says you’ve got to be kidding me, and that man is CM Punk. Punk cuts a straight edge promo on RVD calling him Mr. 420. He calls him a bad example and the wrong man to lead ECW. RVD tells Punk to go back to the bingo halls and Punk challenges RVD for the ECW Championship tonight, which RVD accepts.
Backstage, Kelly Kelly cuts a promo introducing herself and promises to strip tonight.
Justin Credible /w Francine vs Sabu
Justin Credible comes out and introduces Francine as “The Queen of Extreme” and introduces himself at “The Impact Player.” Sabu comes out and they have a match and they go about 7 minutes and Sabu wins after hitting an Arabian Facebuster on a steel chair.
Backstage, Sandman cuts a short promo promising someone’s gonna get canned tonight.
Heyman is backstage with Steven Richards, CW Anderson and Al Snow, they ask Paul Heyman what their doing tonight and Heyman says he had plans for them but Punk showing up changed that and the three men look disappointed.
Tommy Dreamer /w Balls Mohoney vs FBI
This match goes around five minutes Dreamer gets the win with a top rope Dreamer Driver.
After the match, Kelly Kelly decides its time to strip for the audience but as she gets going Trinity out of jealousy objects and we get a 2 minute cat fight.
RVD(c) vs CM Punk ECW Championship
The match starts and we see some chain wrestling and we give CM Punk a chance to show off his technical prowess grounding RVD the first few minutes. RVD makes a comeback hitting some beautiful looking kicks on Punk and gets a steel chair but is hit with a low blow from Punk who beats RVD with the chair for a while. Punk goes for a GTS but RVD counters into a Van Terminator into a five star frog splash but CW Anderson, Steven Richards and Al Snow run in breaking up the pin and they beat down RVD and Punk hits a GTS but before he can get the win Sandman runs out and canes the hell out of everyone and does his beer can to the head and some of it gets on Punk and he freaks out attacking Sandman and they brawl into the crowd.
The match is made a no contest and RVD makes his way back to his feet only to be laid out by Kurt Angle who rips off his ECW shirt and says he convinced Paul Heyman to draft Angle to ECW so he could bury ECW because ECW sucks.
Week 2
June 20th, 2006
Paul Heyman opens the show and says Rob Van Dam isn’t in the building yet, but he has vowed to get his hands on Kurt Angle tonight.
Tommy Dreamer vs CW Anderson
They wrestle for a few minutes when Kurt Angle enters the ring laying both men out with Angle Slams. Kurt Angle cuts a promo burying ECW and talks about his Olympic Gold Medal win in 1996 and went to ECW once and was disgusted with what he saw. When he would tell people he’s a great wrestler people thought he was one of these losers. Last year at One Night Stand he vowed to kill ECW and he failed. When he heard it was coming back he talked Paul into drafting him to ECW but deep down he just wanted to kill it once and for all. He says he wants to win the ECW Title and throw it down just like Shane Douglas did to the NWA Title, a fitting full circle end to ECW. He hates the ECW chants and turns his attention to the fans and trashes them for enjoying this garbage when he’s attacked by Tommy Dreamer and refs have to pull them apart and that ends the segment.
Backstage, Dreamer talks to Heyman and says no body loves ECW more than him and what Kurt Angle said last week made him sick and if Kurt Angle wants to kill ECW he’ll have to go through him and he wants Kurt Angle tonight. Paul Heyman makes the match official.
Sabu vs Al Snow
Al Snow cuts a pre match promo and says this is his last chance to make an impact in ECW and vows to not screw up again. The match starts and Snow fights more aggressive than we’re use to seeing and they go back and forth for about 8 minutes despite Snow’s aggression, Sabu picks up the win.
Backstage, Kelly Kelly cuts a promo about how she had so much fun last week and promises to finish stripping tonight.
We see a video recap talking about Dreamer’s time in the original ECW to add heat to his match with Kurt Angle.
Kelly Kelly comes out to dance but before she can finish, the video cuts to a pre taped promo of CM Punk from Chicago. He says sometimes you gotta have self control. He explains his straight edge life style and says how insulted he was when Sandman got beer all over him last week. Punk hates living in a world where a failure like Sandman is considered an icon. He says that ECW is a cesspool of drugs and depravity and no one is a bigger offender than Sandman. Punk ends the promo saying he’s straight edge and that means he’s better than you.
Balls Mahoney, Roadkill and Danny Doring vs FBI (Little Guido, Big Guido and Tony Mamaluke)
This match goes for around five minutes and Roadkill pins Little Guido to get the win. After the match, Trinity attacks Mahoney but an unarmed girl pulls Trinity away and no one knows who she is but she’s clearly a friend of Mahoney’s.
It’s announced that Sandman will face CM Punk next week.
Kurt Angle vs Tommy Dreamer
They go for about 10 minutes with Dreamer getting a lot of offense in hitting Angle with loads of weapons to show him what ECW’s all about and he takes all the punishment Angle dishes out including breaking out of an ankle lock and kicking out of an Angle Slam. Dreamer is about to hit a top rope Dreamer Driver on Angle through a table when Justin Credible distracts Dreamer allowing Angler to hit an Angle Slam through the fable and win the match.
Angle cuts a promo after the match wanting RVD to come out so he can beat up more of ECW’s icons. RVD still isn’t here and Angle turns his attention to Tazz and Styles who are trashing him as Angle approaches them, RVD comes out and they have a long brawl into the crow to close the show.
Week 3
June 27th, 2006
We open with RVD in Paul Heyman’s office and RVD wants Angle. Heyman explains not making the match because of the state of mind RVD is in. RVD thinks it’s because Heyman doesn’t believe he can beat Angle. Heyman admits he’s worried because it is Kurt Angle after all but at the end of the day he believes in RVD. Heyman says Angle is out of control and disrespect and doesn’t want to set a precedent and reward that type of behavior. Tonight, RVD will defend the ECW Title but not against Angle.
CM Punk vs The Sandman
This match is a 10 minute wild brawl with lots of weapons and Sandman seemingly had the match won when Mike Knox makes his debut and attacks Sandman allowing Punk to get the win. Punk pours a beer on Sandman’s fallen body.
Backstage, Punk is celebrating with Mike Knox and Punk says this is just the beginning.
The Zombie vs The Big Show
Zombie comes out and does whatever he does and The Big Show destroys him in under 3 minutes and we never see The Zombie again. Big Show pics up the mic after the match and says sorry, boss’ orders.
Kelly Kelly goes to dance on her own platform but Kurt Angle comes out stalks, insults her and threatens to break her ref ankle. He calls out RVD and he comes out but Paul Heyman and security comes between them.
Backstage, Paul Heyman is telling at Kurt Angle. Orders him to leave and if he doesn’t he is suspended for 30 days. Angle says fine he’ll go, but what happens next week will be Heyman’s fault.
Sandman staggers around he wants to fight Punk but also wants a beer.
Balls Mahoney /w Shelly vs CW Anderson
The unarmed woman from last week is identified as Shelly and she accompanies Balls to the ring. Balls goes over in a 5 minute match.
Justin Credible comes out with Francine and explains why he cost Dreamer the match last week. He says Dreamer’s been parading around as the ECW icon since it’s closed even though Credible beat him every time they wrestled. Now that ECW is back, he’s going to finish what they started back then. And like back then he’s going to be ECW Champion tonight. We see a video recap of the original Justin Credible/Tommy Dreamer feud.
RVD(c) vs Justin Credible /w Francine ECW Championship
They have a 12 minute match of incredible high flying offense and RVD retains after Dreamer chases Francine away who attempted to cost RVD the match. RVD celebrates to close the show.
Week 4
July 4th, 2006
Styles and Tazz announce that RVD and Sabu will team up to take on FBI tonight and if you haven’t seen them as a team before, you’re in for something special.
Kurt Angle vs Danny Doring
Kurt Angle destroys Doring in under three minutes making him tap to the ankle lock.
After the match, Angle says he wants to tear ECW down brick by brick, and tonight everyone will see just what he thinks of ECW.
Backstage, RVD and Heyman are watching the screen and RVD tells Paul to let him get his hands on Angle because he thinks something bad might happen otherwise. Heyman tells RVD he only needed security last week to keep him fresh for his title match. This week, RVD can do what he wants.
Backstage, Punk is with Mike Know talking to somebody off camera about how they were the most talented, underused and under appreciated talent of the original ECW. Me and Knox both agree and the camera pans to Steven Richards who is listening to Punk. Punk says there’s always been that one thing missing and that’s self-respect. Steven was a follower of Raven and was a joke. Steven was the leader of Rite To Censor and a geek. But if he can embrace straight edge he can be the one thing he always wanted to be, better. Richards thinks for a moment and holds out a taped fist and Punk draws an X on it as Knox approves. Punk says tonight show The Sandman who Steven Richards is.
Al Snow is in the ring with Head. Again, Al Snow says he wants to right the wrongs of his original run in ECW like not being focused but he does the head shtick for an easy pop. Big Show comes out and says sorry boss’ orders, the very thing Big Show said to Zombie last week.
The Big Show vs Al Snow
The Big Show destroys Al Snow winning in under 3 minutes.
Kelly Kelly comes out on the isle and says she’ll finally get to finish her dance. She begins, when Credible and Francine interrupt and Francine makes Kelly beat it since she’s “The Queen of Extreme” Credible wants Dreamer since he cost him the ECW Title last week. Dreamer comes out him and Justin brawl then Francine low blows Dreamer. Credible pulls out a barbed wire sphere and hits That’s Incredible on the sphere busting Dreamer wide open.
RVD is looking for Kurt Angle and finds Balls Mahoney and Shelly and they say they haven’t seen Angle.
FBI cut a goofy promo talking about their match with RVD and Sabu tonight.
Sandman vs Steven Richards
Sandman wants Punk but Punk and Knox keep a safe distance away. Sandman and Steven have a good 10 minute match with Sandman picking up the win. Mike Knox runs in after the match but gets canned by Sandman. Punk runs in but is run off by Sandman. Sandman pours a beer on Richards fallen body in response to last week.
RVD and Sabu vs FBI
RVD and Sabu win after a great 8 minute showcase.
After the match, Big Guido attacks but Sabu puts him through a table on the floor. Angle slides in the ring and hits an Angle Slam on RVD and ties him to the ropes. He teases hitting RVD with a chair but instead slaps him to wake him up. Angle picks up the ECW Title waiting for RVD to see him and spits on the title. Styles is disgusted and Tazz leaves the booth screaming at Angle from ringside. Heyman, Sabu, Balls, Anderson, Roadkill and Show all hit the ring and Angle high tails it out of there. Styles calls it the lowest moment in ECW history as we leave the air.
Week 5
July 11th, 2006
The show begins with a video from earlier today in an empty arena. Heyman is telling all the wrestlers after Angle spat on the belt he’s been suspended for 30 days. The roster is unhappy. Heyman says it’s without pay. Heyman says the biggest punishment is to let him in and let all of you destroy him. But ECW has been my life for years and in general principle, somebody that would do that doesn’t deserve to be here. Paul brought him in so he made the call to suspend him.
We go to Styles and Tazz who say they won’t be showing the footage to recap what happened last week. Kurt Angle spat on the ECW Title and you’ll never see it again. Tazz talks about everything he did to become ECW Champion and broke his neck on the path to winning it just like Kurt Angle did to win the 1996 Olympics. The ECW Title was his gold medal and it was a disgusting display and shows how low Kurt Angle is.
RVD vs CW Anderson
RVD destroys CW Anderson and hits an Angle Slam through the table to send a message to Kurt Angle.
After the match, Joey Styles interviews RVD about Kurt Angle’a suspension. RVD talks about how long he fought to become world champion and he’s not happy that Angle got suspended. He makes the challenge to wrestle Kurt Angle for the ECW Championship, because he wants to beat Kurt Angle and show him what the ECW Title really means.
Backstage, Kelly Kelly is complaining to Paul Heyman about all the interruptions. She asks if he can block some time for Kelly. Dreamer interrupts and he sympathizes with Paul but questions suspending Kurt. He asks Paul we’d rip him apart, isn’t that what you want? And Paul says of course it is but I don’t want Kurt to get the chance to do what he did again. He doesn’t want to hear another bad word about ECW out of Kurt Angle. Dreamer says to some guys it looks like Paul Heyman is protecting Kurt Angle. We linger on Heyman who seems to not like that line.
Sabu vs Steven Richards
They have a nice 7 minute match with Sabu picking up the win.
After the match, Punk berates Richards and asks him did you have a drink? Richards says maybe one, and Punk slaps him again.
Justin Credible comes out with Francine and talks about how good it felt to make Tommy Dreamer bleed last week and he’ll do it again tonight.
Sandman comes in and wants to fight Punk. Punk comes down the ramp and verbally runs down Sandman he gets on the apron and turns his attention to the crowd. Sandman pulls him in and they fight Sandman kicks his ass and hits a White Russian Leg Sweep and is about to pour beer on him when Mike Knox runs in but gets canned by Sandman then Steven Richards runs in hitting a Stevie Kick on Sandman he handcuffs Sandman and Punk canes the hell out of Sandman.
Tommy Dreamer vs Justin Credible /w Francine
They have a great 8 minute match Francine tries to get involved but Dreamer hits her with a DDT. Dreamer finally beats Credible but has no time to celebrate because Big Show enters the ring and throws Dreamer out of the ring and choke slams him through the table and says sorry boss’ orders.
Week 6
July 18th, 2006
The show opens up backstage with Paul Heyman telling Tommy Dreamer I don’t know what to tell you. Heyman claims he’s innocent and didn’t tell The Big Show to attack him. Dreamer didn’t believe Show either but after what Dreamer to Paul about protecting Kurt he thinks he ruffled some feathers. Heyman says Dreamer wasn’t the first to say that and reassures Tommy he has no hard feelings for what he said. Heyman says there’s a problem though, if Dreamer wants answers he’ll have to get them from a 7 foot giant.
Joey Styles and Tazz open up the show saying for those that don’t know, Kurt Angle is in the middle of a 30 day suspension for spitting on the ECW Title. They again say they won’t be showing the footage of the disgraceful act, but RVD is scheduled to defend the ECW Title next week and with Angle on the bench, a Four Way Dance will take place tonight to determine RVD’s challenger between Sabu, CM Punk, Tommy Dreamer and The Big Show.
The Sandman vs Tony Mamaluke /w FBI
Sandman wins in 4 minutes and canes the hell out of FBI. Sandman calls out Punk and says your ass is mine.
Tommy Dreamer comes out to the ring and calls out The Big Show. Show comes out and stays on the entrance ramp. Dreamer asks Big Show to tell him the truth about why he attacked him last week. Big Show says it might be hard to hear, but he’s telling the truth, it was nothing personal at all. In fact he likes Tommy, but he was following the boss’ orders like always. Dreamer calls his bluff, and says Heyman told him Show is lying. Big Show tells him the only thing I can tell you is that I’m telling the truth. Dreamer says he’ll fight him if he has to but Big Show leaves. Dreamer is confused when he is attacked from behind by Justin Credible laying him out. Styles wonders if Dreamer will make it to the main event.
RVD is backstage with Heyman and asks him if Angle has accepted his challenge. Heyman says he hasn’t spoken to Kurt since he suspended him. He also doesn’t want RVD worrying about that right now because he has a title defense next week. RVD says he’ll watch the main event very closely.
Kelly Kelly comes out to dance but there’s a power cut and we go to commercial leaving the dance unfinished.
Joey Styles says that during the commercial that Kurt Angle entered the building as a ticket buying fan. But when the power went out our cameras lost him and haven’t been able to find him bottom line is Kurt Angle is here.
Balls Mahoney /w Shelly vs Al Snow
They have a 5 minute weapon based brawl with Snow picking up the surprise win with Head. Snow hits the Snow Plow on Shelly after the match.
CM Punk cuts a promo on how desperate and pathetic Sandman is, craving revenge, addicted to violence, a junkie and a bum in every sense. And it all comes down to failure. You can’t beat me so you turn to your vices. Just like the people at home wash away the disappointment of the crap job and ugly wife with booze, masking their self pity with pills and drugs. But Punk is better than you and that. And as a result, tonight he looks ahead and starts to fulfill the mission he had when he first appeared on ECW, and that’s winning the ECW Championship.
CM Punk vs Sabu vs Tommy Dreamer vs The Big Show
All four are in the ring as the crowd rises and Kurt Angle makes his way to the front row. Security steps in. The four guys all make their move towards Angle and more security steps in. Kurt pie-faces somebody and runs off. Heyman comes running down to help with the chaos, with Dreamer telling Paul to let him get Angle. Sandman runs out to cane Punk and levels a bunch of security guys as well. We have a bench clearing brawl and Angle gets free until RVD arrives and he does a dive onto the pile to get to Angle. Kurt flees the building into the streets as the ECW guys chase him off.
Week 7
July 25th, 2006
Paul Heyman opens the show and talks about last weeks insanity saying Angle is on suspension and hates how he promised a match he couldn’t deliver because of Kurt. However, he promised an ECW Title defense tonight and dammit we’ll get one. Tonight, RVD will face Sabu.
CM Punk with Steven Richards and Mike Knox come to the ring and Punk talks about his issues with The Sandman and how he can relate to those losers who can’t beat addiction, because it feels like no matter what he does Sandman is always there. Punk has declared war and has brought the toughest guy south of Chicago in Mike Knox and channeled the untapped talent of Steven Richards and tonight, we’re going to show you how straight edge makes us better than you.
CM Punk, Mike Knox and Steven Richards vs Danny Doring, Roadkill and Shannon Moore
This match goes around 5 minutes with Punk hitting a GTS on Shannon Moore to pick up the win.
Sandman storms the ring Punk and Knox escape but Steven Richards gets canned by Sandman.
Backstage, Punk is furious that Sandman showed them up. Steven says sorry Punk and Punk says stop treating me like your leader and Steven says sorry Punk just rolls his eyes. Look if it’s a fight he wants, it’s a fight he’ll get. Knox I want you to get in that ring and take him out. Knox agrees.
Backstage, we’re following Tommy Dreamer who walks up to the building entrance to The Big Show, who is standing with his arms folded. Dreamer says he knows Big Show says he was telling the truth last week, and that it was nothing personal. Show says that’s right. Dreamer has a hard time swallowing why he got attacked and not knowing why. Dreamer asks him to come with him to Paul Heyman to clear this up and Show says cant leave my post boss’ orders. Dreamer doesn’t like hearing those words and asks Show if he’s there to make sure Angle doesn’t enter the building tonight and Show simply says boss’ orders. Dreamer annoyed, says fine, but whenever this is done we need to clear this up.
Al Snow is by himself with Head. Snow says he spent weeks trying to fix Al Snow and he realized he was being selfish. This is the Island of Misfit Toys, and he’s in a position as a veteran to help the others. So he will, he laid out Balls and Shelly last week to teach them that wrestling is a cruel mistress, and you can’t bring your friends along just to have a good time. If it wasn’t him that hurt them it would be someone else, and they wouldn’t be so kind. He only wishes he had somebody to teach him the lessons he’s about to teach. While he speaks, Al Snow wipes the words help me off the mannequin head.
Justin Credible /w Francine vs Balls Mahoney
No Shelly after last weeks attack and Balls is in a bad mood we have a 7 minute weapons fest which Credible wins after an Al Snow distraction. Snow screams that Balls needs to focus and we have a 2 on 1 beat down until Tommy Dreamer comes out and clears the ring.
It is announced that Kelly Kelly was supposed to do a live dance tonight but she had car troubles on her way to the arena.
The announcers point out that Sabu hasn’t lost a match since the reboot of ECW.
RVD(c) vs Sabu ECW Championship
The ECW talent surround the ringside area to make sure Kurt Angle doesn’t ruin the match. RVD and Sabu have a great 15 minute back and forth match with RVD picking up the win. After the match, Sabu raises RVD’s arm but then the screen cuts to footage of Kurt Angle spitting on the ECW Title from various angles even in slow motion.
We then cut to the production truck, where Kurt Angle has broken in, but is now surrounded by security and Heyman. Kurt yells at the crew to not stop playing the footage and Heyman is berating Kurt for ruining a great match and moment. Angle yells back the suspension is over next week.
Week 8
August 1st 2006
We start with footage from earlier today with Paul Heyman backstage talking to everybody. Angle is back tonight I know you want to kill him and I do too. If he starts something with any of you by all means finish it. But I don’t want anybody touching Angle unless physically provoked tonight. Little Guido speaks up and says this is stupid and asks why they’ve got to hold off. Heyman says because he needs him for the main event segment tonight.
The Sandman vs Mike Knox
Steven Richards is on commentary for this match. This match goes for around 10 minutes with Sandman picking up the win. Steven runs in big gets canned and Sandman pours beer on Mike Knox and challenges Punk to a fight but he backs down.
Kurt Angle arrives in the building. Everybody is staring daggers at him, but he knows he can’t be touched. Angles calls the onlookers punks, jabronis and losers who’ll never accomplish anything, and walks off cocky knowing he can’t be touched.
We are backstage with Punk, on his own after being shown up again. Punk is on a tirade about Sandman being every absentee father and deadbeat husband you’ve ever known and that these morons cheer Sandman like he’s better than him like he’s special. He’s the least special person in the business and storms off.
Tommy Dreamer and Balls Mahoney vs Al Snow and Justin Credible /w Francine
This match goes on for about 7 minutes. Credible pins Dreamer after he spanks Francine.
Kelly is backstage with Shelly, who was watching from the back because Balls told her to for now and she says she’s feeling better. Trinity stops by and says none of them belong in the ring and Shelly fires back at Trinity but Kelly doesn’t care because she gets to complete her striptease next.
Kelly is in the ring for the dance. Francine interrupts to yell about Dreamer spanking her. Kelly goes nuts about being interrupted we get a little cat fight. Credible comes out and threatens to hurt Kelly. Dreamer comes out and runs them off, seeing he always has his eye on Credible and Francine. He proposes a mixed tag team match for next week and Kelly is giddy about getting to be in a match.
Kurt Angle approaches Shannon Moore backstage. He tells him he spat on the ECW Title because it’s a piece of garbage, representing a garbage company filled with garbage wrestlers. When he eventually wins it he’ll throw it in the garbage right where it belongs. Shannon shakes his head as Kurt walks off.
FBI vs Danny Doring and Roadkill
FBI win in a 5 minute match. Big Show comes out and says sorry Guido, Boss’ Orders and destroys the FBI. Styles and Tazz speculate what Show’s deal is and talks about his old connection with Paul Heyman in 2002.
Heyman calls out Angle. Styles speculates on why Heyman has protected Angle tonight after everything he did. Tazz isn’t happy and smells a rat. Angle wants a mic, but isn’t given it. Heyman cuts a scathing promo on Kurt Angle, the reason those guys didn’t jump you because I asked them not to. It’s because I told them something you don’t know and I didn’t show earlier on. ECW has a spot on Summerslam. And on that night RVD is putting his money where his mouth it, he will defend the ECW Title against you. And all of the ECW locker room will be sat in the front row at ringside, watching RVD kick your ass. And if you even think about pulling something, they’ll hop that rail and destroy you. Hell they might do that anyway.
Angle is livid, he grabs Heyman, but RVD runs out to fight. Angle dodges the Van Daminator and rolls to the floor. The ECW roster files in from the crowd and down the aisle to close in on Angle, who appears to be surrounded. The show ends with Angle looking for a way out and the show fades to black without seeing what happened to Angle.
Week 9
August 8th, 2006
Last week on ECW, the match at Summerslam was made, and the roster closed in on Kurt, who is public enemy number one. When the show went off the air, Angle escaped.
We cut to Heyman and RVD backstage, Heyman says, we were this close but at Summerslam, there’s no where to run, and for everything Angle said about ECW, and for disgracing the legacy of the title, ECW will make him pay. RVD tells Paul to calm down he doesn’t want everyone to beat up Kurt for him at Summerslam he wants Kurt all to himself to prove the best in ECW is better than Kurt Angle. Heyman agreed, but he wonders if Kurt Angle will even make it to Summerslam.
Sabu vs Little Guido
Sabu wins in a great 7 minute match. The announcers wonder if Show’s attack on FBI had to do with what Little Guido said to Paul Heyman last week.
We are backstage with Kelly Kelly who’s nervous about her match. We pan to Tommy Dreamer who says it’ll be fine but he’s gotta y’all to somebody. Dreamer leaves the room, and the cameras follow as he walks up to Heyman. Dreamer asks what was that about last week with the FBI? Heyman says it had nothing to do with him and why would it? He told everyone the real plan off camera. Heyman says he knows he’s not the most truthful person, but Big Show is the one who’s lying and knows no one will call him on it. He’s destroying people because he wants to. Heyman walks away and the cameras now follow him. Heyman passes Al Snow who is holding the Head and on it it says helped. Al rants to Heyman calling himself the helper the person who will teach everyone what the business really is. He took it too easy on Tough Enough. ECW isn’t fun and games, it’s a shark tank, the land of extreme, and he might have to do some bad things, but people will thank him in the end. He says every act is justifiable. Heyman wishes him well although looking uneasy as the delusion Al as he leaves. The cameras stay with Paul as he walks around into a corner and bumps into Kurt Angle. Heyman asks Kurt how he got here. Angle tells Paul to calm down and Heyman says screw your at Summerslam RVD will kick your ass. Angle says he can beat anybody one on one. But since everybody in ECW hates Kurt Angle and will outnumber him he’s called an old friend from his WWE days to watch his back and make sure he isn’t ambushed, and he wants Heyman to tell everybody else. Test walks in looking more jacked than ever. Angle and Test leave the scene.
CM Punk vs Roadkill
Steven Richards is comically bandaged up from all the canines he’s taken from Sandman and mentions it’s been hard to stay off of pain pills. CM Punk wins clean in a 5 minute match.
After the match, CM Punk runs down Sandman, and talks about how society has made a martyr out of a loser. CM Punk accepts Sandman’s challenge to a match next week so he can finally show everyone his way of life is better than his and better than theirs.
Rob Van Dam storms out no music belt in hand and says he just heard Kurt Angle is in the building and calls him out. He says everything Kurt has said about ECW and done he needs to have the guts to back it up. Angle appears and cheap shots RVD. RVD fights back. RVD goes up to the top for a kick but Test runs into the ring and takes the blow for Angle. The ECW roster runs out to the ring and Angle runs into the crowd and they destroy Test which ends when Sabu hits a double leg drop through a table. Tazz says so much for Test.
Tommy Dreamer and Kelly Kelly vs Justin Credible and Francine
Dreamer and Kelly win after a 7 minute match. After the match, Big Show comes out and Dreamer knows Show is about to kick someone’s ass. Dreamer grabs the mic and yells at him if he’s coming for a fight he’s got one. Dreamer says he may take an ass kicking but if he’s here on Boss’ Orders for every punch he takes will be one for Paul Heyman and he throws the mic at Big Show. Big Show picks up the mic and says Tommy, Paul Heyman is not my boss. Dreamer looks confused at Show and Kelly steps up and hits Dreamer with a low blow, Show lunges forward and delivers a choke slam. Kelly steps over Dreamer and says finally I’m in the main event and I won’t be interrupted now, hit the music. Kelly does the striptease she’s been wanting to do since the first show, she takes her bra off with her back to the camera as the show goes off the air.
Week 10
August 15th, 2006
Styles says that tonight we will see CM Punk vs The Sandman, a sit-down interview with Kelly Kelly and The Big Show to explain last week, and RVD and Kurt Angle have vowed to come face to face before their big match at Summerslam. Styles and Tazz remind us about Test being destroyed last week.
Balls Mahoney, Danny Doring and Roadkill /w Shelly vs Al Snow and FBI
Al comes out wearing a Get help, Get head t-shirt. Balls gets the win over an FBI member when Snow ditches FBI saying they are beyond help. This lasts around 7 minutes.
We get a video recap of the CM Punk/Sandman feud and we are reminded they will face off tonight.
We have a sit-down interview with Joey Styles talking to Kelly Kelly and The Big Show. Kelly explains the angle. She wanted to be a star on ECW. She tried to strip on the first two shows and got interrupted. So she got a managerial license and hired The Big Show. The next week Big Show pinned The Zombie so fast Kelly could strip but she was interrupted. After that, Show pinned Al Snow so fast she could go but was interrupted again. The weeks after that she tried to talk to Paul Heyman but Tommy Dreamer interrupted and she set Big Show on him. The week she had car trouble, she asked Big Show to wait for her in case she made it. After that Trinity said she didn’t belong in the ring so she sent Big Show to destroy the FBI. And last week she finally got her chance to be the star. So Dreamer got laid out, and she did her thing. Everybody thinks she’s a dumb blonde but everybody else is dumber than her.
Styles asks Show why he allied himself with Kelly Kelly. Show says that the elephant in the room is that no one wanted him in ECW. The original ECW fans didn’t want him there, the wrestlers didn’t want him there, and he’s a natural outcast anyway. But when Show didn’t get booked on the first couple of shows, he thought about getting a manager to help, so he did. It’s a partnership of mutual benefit. He’ll do whatever his boss says, simple as that.
A Kurt Angle video package plays showing his entire quest to destroy ECW, with footage of Angle at ECW in 1996, One Night Stand 2005 and all of his acts since. Showcase the gold medal win, with Angle talking about knowing ECW is trash and he will win the title and realize his goal of castrating ECW’s legacy by throwing it in the garbage at Summerslam.
Backstage, Heyman is surrounded by riot squad security talking to RVD. Heyman explains that he hired security to make sure things don’t get out of hand tonight. This is one of the biggest matches in ECW history, and he wants to make sure it gets to the ring at Summerslam. He asks RVD how he feels, who is positive. Heyman reminds how important winning is, he says he’s always believed in RVD, and he needs him to pull through more than ever. RVD says he’s the Whole F’n Show.
Sandman cuts a promo drinking a beer, saying Punk has pissed him off, and it’s time to pay the tab.
CM Punk vs The Sandman
This is a 10 minute brawl fest of a match with run ins from Steven Richards and Mike Knox who both get canned. Punk catches Sandman with a GTS for the win.
Punk isn’t satisfied with just winning and tells his guys to pick up Sandman up and grabs another beer bottle, a callback to previous weeks. Sandman ducks and Punk accidentally hits Knox. Sandman fights off Stevie and canes Punk. With Punk down, Sandman finally pulls out the beer and pours it all over Punk.
An RVD video package plays showing what an amazing athlete he is, with an RVD voice over talking about how Angle is a special breed of athlete but no one can do what RVD can.
Heyman is in the ring, the ECW roster in the front row as they will be at Summerslam. RVD is out. Angle is called out, but stops in the aisle and says there’s no way he’s walking into such an obvious trap after everything he’s said and done and after what they did to Test. He says to Heyman that if he wants him there, one on one with RVD, then let the security guys Paul was with earlier walk him to the ring. Heyman says yes, and the security guys escort Angle to the ring and surround the ring as Angle enters. Heyman exits. RVD tells Angle he’s gonna kick his ass at Summerslam to show that everything he’s said and done is bullshit, and that as good as Angle thinks he is, he’s going to find out that he’s not better than ECW’s best, and it’ll eat him alive. He cuts a pro-ECW speech about passion and heart and it’s too much for Angle to take. Angle says he meant everything he said, ECW sucks, the roster sucks, RVD sucks and he’s going to humiliate him and the company in one night and kill it for good. He says that as good as RVD is, he’s no Kurt Angle. Kurt praises RVD’s loyalty, but loyalty can be bought like this security staff. And as many skills as RVD has he doesn’t have eyes in the back of his head. RVD turns around into one of the riot squad in the ring and is hit with a big boot and the man reveals himself as Test. Angle and Test beat the hell out of RVD while the ECW roster tries to hop the barricade while fighting with the riot squad. Heyman leads the charge and even Tazz tries to get through and the show goes off the air with the scene of Kurt Angle and Test beating up RVD and the ECW Roster fighting off security. Styles screams that it’ll be one on one at Summerslam with no security to stop the roster.
Summerslam 2006
RVD(c) vs Kurt Angle ECW Championship
Finally after 10 weeks of buildup, Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam go head to head in the ring. This match is a 20 minute classic with all sorts of weapons, blood, a Test run in but gets beaten up by the ECW Roster and finally RVD pins Angle clean with a five star frog splash off the top of a ladder.
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2020.04.10 23:58 PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES REO Meatwagon - Time For Me To Fly!

Inspired by recent topics & actual events. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. This post brought to you by COVID-19. COVID-19, when you don’t want to have to go out to look for a job that’s not available. COVID-19, speak to your medical provider today! (please stand 6ft away while doing so)
Trauma Team, Trauma Team, Trauma Team! They’re the freshest Net buzz & the name on the tip of everybody’s implanted voxboxes. For good reason too! They're the clear name brand leader in modern paramedic rescue services. World-class, highly-trained, professionals from top to bottom, who all sport the hottest sick gear & coolest cutting-edge tech. Everyone who wants to be anyone in 2020 wants to use their services. Work for them. Be them. They are the humanitarian rockstars of Night City! When you’re in trouble & bleeding out in the gutter there is no better sight to see than an AV-4 full of Trauma Team angels descending from the heavens, there to help.
However! They are not the only game in town...
There is also REO Meatwagon.
Located at 9th & Sterling in downtown Night City in the former Sofa Queen & China King complex, you can visit them online at Net.Pacifica.NightCity.REOMeatOnline, or call or text them at 1-800-REO-MEAT to speak w/ a virtual REO Meatwagon representative, TODAY!
REO Meatwagon, “When disasters happen, we’re there!”
Who is REO Meatwagon? Glad you asked! They are the knock-off Trauma Team. The off-brand Taxi. The low-budget D.C. Cab. The discount Car Wash. The bargain-bin Replacements. The cut-rate Phules Company. The Cleaveland Indians of modern medical care. The B & C-listers of pulling consumers bacon from the fires of rampaging cyberpsychos, corporate assassins, & disgruntled government employees.
For tax & legal purposes they’re based out of the fine city of Austin in the Free State of Texas, but REO Meatwagon has a major presence in Night City & has recently decided to increase their focus on it in order to try & boost their revenue stream in these trying times.
You see, the main issue that I, as a Referee, usually find in regards to using Trauma Team as a campaign hook is that they’re all a bunch of highly trained & skilled professionals of top-caliber quality w/ all the best toys & latest gizmos. My table of players…? Not so much. Bunny girl, guy w/ oversized soviet jackhammer arm, weirdo licking their Wolvers & smelling peoples hair while giggling, unemployed high-school shop teacher, Russian cyborg heavy lovingly hugging their autocannon, an elf who wants to be a dentist, the high anxiety computer nerd hiding in a dishwasher, & someone who is just here because they’re simply waiting for their next big break, which will be any day now, you should really hear their latest nouveau rockabilly vaporwave single & check out their InstaSpace pages & TwitchyFeed... Those? Those are not professionals. But they are REO Meatwagon material!
REO Meatwagon, “We lower our standards so you don’t have to!”
Privately held, REO Meatwagon’s major shareholder is Amanda “Four or More!” Phink, a former stripper, joygirl, & braindance porn actress turned major corporate mover & shaker w/ her own handbag & shoe line. She purchased controlling shares of REO Meatwagon after its stock took a dive in 2013 when REO tried to seize medical supplies from Trauma Team during riots in Night City - REO claimed at the time that those medical supplies were illegally diverted from their authorized clinics (clinics in hard-hit, underserved, minority, communities, mind you!) using misplaced NorCal authority to hand those contracted supplies over to their golden boys, Trauma Team. Night City Police didn’t exactly seem to see it that way & Trauma Team took control of the supplies. The company has been struggling ever since & Amanda took it private back in 2019.
Behind the scenes, Amanda has been looking to dump the company for a while now but not before cratering it so badly that she can write the entire thing off as a tax loss & recoup her investment while embezzling as much out of it as possible in the meantime. Her right-hand man in crime is Dick Richard the 3rd, shyster lawyer, dirty accountant, & all around amoral scumbag player from MA&F who is simply looking to get into Amanda’s well-filled pants & overflowing pocketbook. She has vast tracts of land if you know what I mean. The best silicon bodywork that money can buy. A whole NU-U. She's 58 & looks 24. She Takes It On The Run.
The newly hired day-to-day acting CEO is James “Jimmy” Foole. James is a bright, young, rising star that got bounced from Militech after using an AV-9 squadron to strafe a children’s birthday party. Jimmy had reasonable intel that suggested that the entire party was covertly under attack by SovOil sponsored memetic warfare & that it was being used as a cover to launch an assassination attempt against Night City’s current Mayor, Erika Annabelle, who at the time had a personal protection contract w/ Militech. While no one knows it, Jimmy was right - evil clowns. Sadly, shooting at children is generally frowned on, even in 2020, & it made the nightly Network54+ news, as well as ScreamTweets & DataTerm™ feeds, so Jimmy was let go before being headhunted by Phink to drive Meatwagon into the ditch.
Jimmy, however, is not entirely on board or filled in on the specifics of Amanda’s plan or background embezzlement scheme. He firmly believes that he can turn the company around & tries to operate it as such while secretly being handicapped & sabotaged at every turn by Amanda & Dick. Jimmy’s left-hand woman & hardworking girl Friday is Carol in HR. Carol knows her shit. Carol has a Multi-Line Phone Splice, Dataterm™ Link, Cybermodem, TimeSquare Marquee+™, Secretarial Chipware, Human Perception, Interview, Library Search, & a law degree from Harvard.
REO Meatwagon operates much like Trauma Team - they have a fleet of flying medical AV busses crammed full of crazies w/ guns & at least one Licensed Practicing Nurse (LPN) on board as well as somebody who has a legal valid drivers license; though the autopilot usually does most of the heavy lifting. Then, when they get a call, they go in, they extract their consumer, & they ferry them to the nearest hospital, REO Meatwagon licensed facility, or authorized Body Bank, (as appropriate) while providing the consumer with “stabilizing medical care” during transport.
Typically this just means that they follow the color-coded flashcard diagram charts on how to hook the consumer up to the Portable Intern & Medscanner before shoving them (regardless of how injured) into the €100k Cryotank on the bottom of the bus, hitting the big red “auto-frost” button, & then letting the onboard €30k 3 CPU Int 9 computer w/ €800 Cryotank Operation medical software at +10 do its thing.
REO Meatwagon is also licensed to provide “limited” “on-site” “emergency” “medical care” if a consumer does not wish to be transported to a “medical facility”. Many consumers have begun using REO Meatwagon as a replacement for the police to scare off assailants or resolve domestic quarrels as well as being called in for every other non-emergency medical issue under the sun.
A REO Meatwagon Basic Black Plan\* is €299 a month & guarantees service arrival within 10-minutes. Extra service charges & fees may apply at the time of services rendered & the consumer is responsible for any fuel, ammunition, medical goods, services, or personnel expenses incurred during extraction, transportation, & delivery.
A Gold Level Executive Plan\* is €399 a month & includes ammo & gas as well as priority service w/ a 7-minute arrival guarantee. It does not include medical goods & services or personnel expenses.
A Platinum Level Premier Plan\* is €499 a month & includes top tier support w/ a 5-minute guaranteed arrival time & all additional fees & charges except for medical goods & services waived.
\All REO Meatwagon service contract plans do not include any additional charges arising or resulting from any property damage incurred while providing REO Meatwagon brand medical protective services to the consumer. Any property damages incurred are solely the responsibility of the consumer & REO Meatwagon waives all indemnity & liability while providing the aforementioned REO Meatwagon care & services to the consumer.*
REO Meatwagon, “Your safety is our priority, we won’t let any walls stand in our way!”
While Trauma Team is the top-tier world-class provider courting triple-A corp clientele w/ government contracts, REO Meatwagon is not so lucky. The average REO Meatwagon consumer is having a rough go of things. They’re down, out, destitute, & have nowhere else to turn. They’re the homeless nomadic transients sleeping out on the streets or shoving quarters into coffin motels just for a warm monofoam mattress that only slightly smells like spunk & Lysol. They're the gangers defending their homes while being baited into shootouts w/ corrupt cops looking for a taste. They're the small business owners being squeezed & terrorized by state-sponsored jackbooted thermoptic ninja accountant repo-men. Edgerunners whose fortunes have swiftly turned south from sudden yet inevitable betrayals by a Mr. Johnson in a dark dimly lit alleyway firefight at 2 am. The joyboys, girls, enbies, & exotics who had a seriously bad encounter with a jacked-up John or pissed of CyberPimp. The crooks, criminals, proles, plebes, & ‘punks that have the rest of worlds boot planted firmly on their neck. The single mother of two working three jobs trying to make ends meet. The average John & Jane Does just struggling to keep their heads above water in the modern fast-paced cybernetically-powered always-on nightmare-fueled hellworld of 2020. All those poor souls stuck Ridin' The Storm Out. They're also not so timely or great in regards to their outstanding payments. REO Meatwagon is constantly in the red financially & scraping to get by themselves. Having to secretly fund a vanity shoe line doesn’t help.
REO Meatwagon does not use AV-4’s. AV-4’s are cool. AV-4’s are expensive. Everybody uses AV-4’s. REO Meatwagon fields a fleet of AV-7’s manufactured by Toyota. These are cramped, poorly equipped, & have questionable safety features. Typically they're operated by a 4 man squad - Pilot, LPN, & 2 dedicated meat-shield bullet-sponge heavies. It’s a bonus if someone, like the Pilot, can work a Cybermodem w/ Controller Software, but it’s not vital since a heavy can usually kick in the door - though seeing through security cams & clearing traffic can prove to be useful. The AV-7 can seat up to 8 if 4 are willing to clip onto the outside & stand on the skids. Bit windy though. Cryotank/Passenger transport is under-mounted near the landing skids & armored to SP 35. Usually. They’re a little behind on the maintenance schedule in the motor pool.
Trauma Teams AV-4 busses may be faster flat out, but the AV-7’s smaller size lets the onboard 3 CPU Int 9 computer w/ pirated Vector Thrust Piloting Software at +10 maneuver the craft through cramped & narrow urban environments while Trauma Team’s larger AV-4 is still stuck back at main street level & crushing parked cars like the outmoded ED-209 dinosaur that its. It also sports a chin-mounted ceramic flechette AP autocannon, flashing light bar, loudspeakers, spot & strobe lights, homing micro-missiles, & tear gas grenades. She may not stand up to heavier craft or hardcore ‘Borg heads but she can still clear out a strip mall or small office park!
REO Meatwagon also has several (3, they have 3) AV-6’s in Night City. These are the heavy busses & real big boy toys. Faster than Trauma Team’s AV-4’s, these also hit harder, have an on-board 4 CPU Int 12 A.I. CompuSystem™, sport a Crew of up to 12 (16 if they’re really crammed in there), & have dual Cryotanks. Used for high priority consumers & major conflicts, these baby’s can kick butt & haul ass. Also typically staffed by the REO Meatwagon Crews least likely to shoot their own foot off. There may even be an actual doctor on board. Degree & everything.
REO Meatwagon Crews often engage in what is derogatorily referred to as “Meat Jumping.” Trauma Team typically has the exclusive contract (such as in Night City) to provide government-sponsored paramedical services to citizens, thus they are the ones who receive the 911 calls. However, consumers are free to choose their own medical transport provider & REO Meatwagon monitors emergency scanners & then attempts to contact the consumer first while entering into a recorded verbal contract agreement for any services rendered. Though you can always visit them online. They have an App. Check the ZetaTech store & try Library Searching for REOMeatAPP.
REO Meatwagon also issues emergency medic-alert transponders to their consumers, much like Trauma Team (Black requires manual operation while Gold & Platinum can also include vital sign monitors that are PhoneSplice & RadioLink compatible). Though see the above about being used as off-label police & mobile medical clinic.
REO Meatwagon probably fields more of these calls than they do legitimate medical services requiring emergency transport. Often these are simple domestic disputes but occasionally it’s a legit call from someone under an actual assault or in real distress. Typically REO Meatwagon Crew’s resolve the issue & then shoot the consumer up with Speedheal & Syncomp 15 drugs from an airhypo before charging them €200 for an on-site Clinic Vist, €1650 for the SpeedHeal, €650 for the Syncomp 15, €50 for Tracer Button usage, ammo, gas, & a €150 processing fee. Tipping is considered optional but is strongly encouraged. 15% is the standard for good service, you know. Tips are applied to the final bill & then dispersed equally to all craft Crew on their bi-weekly paychecks. Unless that is, it was cash under the table.
REO Meatwagon also engages in what is derogatorily referred to as “Meat Scooping” or “Vulturing”. This is when a pack of REO Meatwagon AV-7’s swoop in after a conflict in an attempt to harvest the bodies of unclaimed victims for Body Bank Bounties. After claiming a Bounty REO Meatwagon attempts to contact the victims next of kin or legal representatives to return the Bounty, minus a 20% transport & processing fee for their services, they then write off the rest of the returned Bounty as a charitable tax donation. They keep any unclaimed Bounties in an interest accruing escrow account for 12-18 months before “releasing the funds” if left unclaimed. REO Meatwagon Employees & Contractors earn a 10% commission on all Body Bank Bounties turned in.
REO Meatwagon attempts to fully comply with all law enforcement officials & any legally issued lawful demands. If a consumer is engaged in a dispute with law enforcement officers, or other duly authorized corporate security entity, REO Meatwagon representatives & troubleshooters will make an attempt to speak to the consumer first to have them de-escalate & cease hostilities long enough for them to be extracted & safely escorted to medical facilities, but once engaged in a legally binding medical consumer transport contract REO Meatwagon agents are fully authorized to use force to extract their consumer & transport them safely to authorized medical facilities where law enforcement, or other duly authorized corporate security entities, may then contact the consumer about any further inquiries that they have.
REO Meatwagon has a fully staffed medical & surgical facility located in downtown Night City in the remodeled Sofa Queen & China King complex - you can barely tell it was once a furniture store & Chinese restaurant. They also have the best cybernetic surgical suites & cloning facilities that the lowest overseas bidder can provide! They’re also fully staffed with the brightest bunch of fresh C grade medical & technical graduates from the midwest, as well as imported internationally, that can be legally brought in according to NorCal law! They can provide full hospital & surgical services, cybernetic implantation, cosmetic surgery, body banking, boutique services, as well as have on-site staffing barracks, day-care, employee lounge facilities, commissary, & they can grow people in their basement.
REO Meatwagon additionally has satellite facilities located in key spots near (or in) the Combat Zone as well as scattered throughout the ‘burbs. These facilities are large enough to store & refuel a few AV-7’s as well as serve as walk-in Medical Clinic, provide boutique services, & include a small on-site barracks w/ limited stock employee lounge.
REO Meatwagon main offices also have a 5 CPU Int 15 EBM Mainframe running a Mr. M.D.™ A.I., S.H.O.D.A.N. drone management, Phoenix Right Legal Advice™, & TurboTax software. The AV-7’s are all connected to the Net via Cell Service so Mr. M.D.™ can use S.H.O.D.A.N. to coordinate the busses as well as provide backup medical assistance or legal advice to on-site troubleshooters if required. Mr. M.D.™ only occasionally gets stuck in a loop popping virtual Vicodin & thinking that it's lupus before needing a swift reboot to the processor to get Back On The Road Again.
REO Meatwagon Employment is open to any legal citizen with a valid SIN. Those with a Class V Vector Craft operators license can fly the bus - It’s an Easy (10) Piloting Task to pass the drivers test, though navigating the Night City DMV may prove more difficult. Talk to Carol. Certified LPN’s are qualified to be on-board medics - That usually requires an Average (15) First-Aid Task & a 12-month online NCU course. Regular hourly employees can make €12-14 an hour depending on skillset while Drivers & Nurses can make €15-18 depending on qualifications. There is a €1.50 shift differential for Graveyard & an extra €1 pay increase after 90 days w/ annual yearly evaluations & COLA increases scheduled for all Employees & Contractors. Hazard Pay for Active Combat Situations (ACS's) are paid out in half-hour blocks at time & a half. They also provide full medical & dental for employees & their spouses as well as up to 4 dependent children, clones, or uplifted hyper-intelligent cyberpets. Plus, employees can earn up to 6 weeks of PTO accruable per year & REO Meatwagon can provide tuition reimbursement & course credits for any applicable on-the-job training. Talk to Carol in HR for the specifics. OT is available NOW!
REO Meatwagon also employs freelance contractors. These contractors must sign liability waivers, nondisclosure agreements, a 12-month non-compete contract, as well as provide REO Meatwagon w/ a current fingerprint, voice print, retinal print, & “biological sample” for “identification” & “medical” purposes. They are not required to be legal citizens nor hold SINs. REO Meatwagon pays contractors at the same rate as regular employees. Contractors, however, are not eligible to earn benefits. Contractors may be paid in REOMeatCoin (which may be used to purchase any REOMeatwagon branded product, including legal cyberware & installation, as well as goods purchased from the REOMeatwagon Vending Machines & Commissary) or regular debit account CredChip. Employees can also choose to receive REOMeatCoin which occasionally provides discounts on select REOMeatwagon brand goods & services. Paychecks are issued bi-weekly. Talk to Carol for more details or how to set up a direct deposit.
REO Meatwagon provides its field troubleshooters company issued dark red SP14 Uniwear Jumpsuits w/ a -1 EV Penalty & emblazoned w/ the REO Meatwagon company logo, a Company issued I.D. containing an IFF transponder & RFID chip w/ company keys, as well as a SP20 nylon "Gianni" combat helmet w/ Anti-Flare Transpari-Shield™ Technology & Breath Filter, IFF receiver, UV w/ Spotlight, Thermal, Image Enhancement, Automapper™, Chipjack, E-book connector plugs, side-mounted Digital A/V Recorder, & Scrambled Radio Link back to the AV-7. There is also a Toolbelt, Flashlight, McCoy Airhypo, Medkit, ZetaTech E-book, Militech Electronics Taser, Flashbang, Tear Gas canister, a Militech Arms Avenger pistol w/ 2 spare clips, & holster.
REO Meatwagon AV-7 busses include a €30k on-board computer w/ VehicleLink & is loaded with Biology, Cryotank Operation, Diagnose, Pharmaceutical, Pilot Vector Thrust, & Rifle software at +10. They also have Radio & Cell Communications suite w/ Wide Band Scanner, a Surgical Set, Portable Intern, Drug Analyzer, Travel Kit, box of Slap Patches, economy pack of SpeedHeal & Synthacomp 15, 4 pints of Blood Substitute™, pack of RapiDetox, box of Trauma 1, other funny colored drugs, a couple of cans of Spray Skin & Shower In A Can, a DermaStapler, LPU™, collapsable stretcher, prybar, 20-ton hydraulic jack, small 1-2 man battering ram, heavy-gauge bolt cutters, Thermite-In-A-Tube, box of Road Flares & Safety Markers, Tech Tool Kit, 1 container of assorted bungee cords & roll of duct tape, Microwaver, Sternmeyer Stakeout w/ 10 spare rounds, 4 extra Flashbangs & Tear Gas canisters, & 4 Militech Ronin Light Assault rifles w/ carry strap, uniform clip, & 2 spare clip each.
REO Meatwagon Employees & Contractors are also free to supplement their work equipment w/ anything legal they feel like bringing in. Please do not use your cellphone while at work. If this becomes a problem you will all have to leave your phones in your lockers while out on patrol. Thank You & Keep Pushin’ - the MGT
REO Meatwagon Employees or Contractors wishing to be in it for the long haul can also sign up for REO Meatwagon Premiere Employment. This includes a 10k sign-on bonus as well as FREE REO Meatwagon brand implanted Tracking Monitor & Skin Watch! Contractors must also choose from either a Paste™ brand Cortex Bomb or Biotechnica brand NeuroToxin Release Sacs. If employment is terminated within the first 24 months the Employee or Contractor must return the sign-on bonus prorated at €420 per month of employment.
REO Meatwagon routinely screens all of its Employees & Contractors for any illicit drug or cyberware usage at least once every 12-24 months while providing employees & contractors ample written notice of any upcoming compliance checks. Failure results in a sternly worded written reprimand & asking the Employee or Contractor to please remove any offending illegal contraband from REO Meatwagon property or premises. If an Employee or Contractor earns two or three more written reprimands Carol in HR may have to contact NCPD over the illegal contraband & no one really wants that.
Thank you for your compliance & welcome to the REO Meatwagon Crew!
TLDR: Roll With The Changes.
REO Meatwagon, "We'll get you out in one piece or retrieve as many of them as we can find! That's the REO Meatwagon service guarantee!"
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2020.02.22 19:22 imNotGoodAtNaming [Conflict] 2029 Offensives

Introduction

Due to efforts by the Republic of Yemen, allied tribal militias, and (to a limited degree) the Southern Transitional Council, Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula is almost eradicated from Yemen. The job isn't completely done yet, and sufficient attention to AQAP is needed to ensure that they cannot reform in Yemen at any point in the future. To achieve this goal, the first phase of Yemeni battle orders will see the 25,000 strong Yemeni National Army, battle-hardened after years of war, continue to press into AQAP-controlled territory. Tribal militias in the area, who have proved essential in pushing back AQAP, will continue to be offered both money and increased autonomy post-war to side with the federal government against both AQAP and the STC.
However, it is clear that there is a new entity that is even more threatening to the integrity of the Republic of Yemen than AQAP - the Southern Transitional Council. The STC, taking advantage of the chaos caused by the resurgence of AQAP and taking funding and arms from the Southern Arabian Republic (a state which has already seized a large portion of Yemen and is currently seizing Emirati land), has recently delusionally attempted to leave the Republic of Yemen. Let us make this clear: the Southern Transitional Council, in its current form, is nothing more than a proxy force of the Southern Arabian Republic, furthering SAR goals at any cost. As such, the STC is not recognized, and will never be recognized as a legitimate force. While we understand that politicians in Aden State may wish to negotiate further autonomy, this can be done through legitimate means (ie: through the Shura Council and the House of Representatives), not through terroristic means (ie: the STC).
The STC's greed and impure intentions can be seen through their violation of the London Ceasefire. The evidence for their violation of the ceasefire is clear: one only needs to look at the map of the Yemeni situation before the ceasefire and after the ceasefire. STC gains in the north could potentially be justified by fighting with the Taliban. However, it is shown that the STC made land gains around Aden, in the Lahij Governorate, and in the Bayda Governorate. There is no Taliban in these regions, and unlike any minor Republic of Yemen land gains (wherein troops moved into unoccupied areas/areas where there were no STC troops), these gains are major and are directly where the Republican Guard of Yemen is stationed. With clear and conclusive evidence of the STC's failure to abide by the London Ceasefire, Considering the STC's violations of the Ceasefire, as well as the noble backing of our allies to the North, the Republic of Yemen has to respond to these provocations and blatant violations of agreements. Thus, 50,000 Republican Guard of Yemen troops will begin an immediate offensive across the entire front.

Eradicating Al-Qaeda

Al-Qaeda is undeniably a scourge on Yemen that must be eliminated. Their only presence is in the deserts of Al Jawf Governorate, and as such they should be easily eliminated (given that they have no cities to hide in and booby trap). It must be considered, however, that the STC will try and use this opportunity to press North and claim more territory. Therefore, the following attack plan has been approved.
MAP
In the Red will be 7,500 soldiers of the Yemeni National Army. From the south, they will press North into AQAP territory and immediately swing right along the border of Al Jawf Governorate and Ma'rib Governorate. This will stop the STC from continuing to try and seize territory. Given the flat, deserty environment, and the YNA's status of being much more mechanized/motorized than the poorly-armed STC forces, the YNA should be able to easily conduct this operation. This portion of the offensive will meet up with the tribal militias and continue to fight AQAP forces to the North, while simultaneously keeping an eye on the STC forces and ensuring that they do not attempt to attack RoY-held areas or RoY troops. The YNA forces will not fire on STC forces first, but if fired upon will fire back.
In the Pink will be 5,000 soldiers of the Yemeni National Army. From the North, they will bolt east along the border with the KAR until linking up with tribal militias. This is to prevent AQAP fighters from fleeing into the KAR. Once they've met up with the tribal militias, they will press South, acting as the hammer to the anvil (light blue). Again, since the YNA is mechanized and motorized, they should have no problem dashing across the flat desert and cutting off AQAP's escape route.
In the Light Blue will be the bulk of the YNA - 12,500, and will act as the anvil to the hammer. They will advance more slowly along a broad front, pushing steadily forward.
All in all, the YNA should be able to fully eliminate the AQAP from any real holdings in Yemen. In addition, since the area they occupy is literally just desert, with no settlements of any kind, they have nowhere to run.
Name Total # Red Push # Light Blue Push # Pink Push #
YNA personnel 25,000 7,500 5,000 12,500
T-54/55 250 75 50 125
Panhard AML-245 40 15 5 20
M113 350 100 75 175
BMP-1 200 50 50 100
BMP-2 50 0 0 50
HMMWV 25 5 5 15
2S1 25 7 5 13
M-46 40 10 10 20
BM-21 80 25 15 40
Trucks/Technicals A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT

Southern Offensive

With the STC violations of the ceasefire (evidence above) and with KAR support in operations, the following attack plan has been approved.
As a prelude, the Republic of Yemen will note that any STC fighter who deserts the STC and surrenders themselves to the Republican Guard of Yemen will be pardoned and given the opportunity to reassert themselves in the Republic of Yemen. This will be broadcasted on speakers mounted on incoming Republican Guard units, and will be dropped in pamphlets.
First, most notably, a no fly zone over STC-controlled regions will be enforced by the Yemeni National Air Force and the Khaleeji Arab Republic's Air Force. This is to prevent the SAR from airdropping military supplies to STC forces. The NFZ will be enforced by 24 MiG-29s, 5 TOR M1 missile systems, and, 9 MiG-21s in reserve. If transport aircraft or civilian aircraft intrude on the NFZ, the MiG-29s will escort the aircraft into either Republic of Yemen air space or international air space. If the SAR attempts to violate the NFZ with fighters to support STC operations, the Republic of Yemen will issue warnings before firing on the intruding aircraft. In addition the forces specified by the KAR are also in reserve to enforce the NFZ. We realize that Aden and other cities need food, water, and medicine. Therefore, the Yemeni National Air Force will also take on a humanitarian role. Humanitarian supplies (checked beforehand), as well as food supplies (non-perishable), water, and medicinal supplies will be continuously and regularly airdropped over Aden and over other major settlements in STC-controlled territory by 8 An-26 aircraft that the YNAF operates. The KAR is striking anti-air assets of the STC, so it there should be minimal danger for airdropping humanitarian supplies. If these planes are shot down or shot at, the flights will be temporarily suspended until it is safe to fly once more.
Next, the Yemeni National Navy will support the KAR-led naval operation in Aden, with 1 Sana'a-class patrol vessel assisting the KAR cutters in stopping and searching ships entering Aden. Like before, ships with humanitarian supplies (listed above) will be allowed through, but any ships with military equipment will not be allowed through. The only other minor port in STC-controlled territory is Shoqra. 1 Tarantul-class corvette and 5 fast attack speedboats will station themselves outside of Shoqra and will inspect incoming ships with the same restrictions. Lastly, along the whole coast, 8 Osa II-class missile boats, 1 Natya-class minesweeper (not using minesweeping capabilities), and 2 Yevgenya-class minesweepers (not using minesweeping capabilities) will conduct patrols, stopping ships and inspecting them to make sure that they do not have military equipment onboard.
Finally, the Republican Guard of Yemen will be in charge of prosecuting the main ground offensive. Battle hardened, and with modern equipment, they should be able to easily steamroll STC forces in their way.
The Pink region will consist of 7,000 men, split up into two 3,500 men contingents. The southern contingent will dash along the border between Ma'rib Governorate and Shabwah Governorate, linking up with tribal militias. The northern contingent will press down, driving STC forces into the "anvil" of the southern contingent. In essence, they will isolate the troops in the Ma'rib Governorate and then squash any who don't surrender out.
The Green region will consist of 18,000 men, split into two 9,000 men contingents. They hold the widest front, and will be charged with making a broad push into STC-controlled areas. In the spots with most resistance, and in later portions (after the initial isolation of the Aden region is completed) they will be joined by the KAR armored brigade, and will make the gradual eastward, with the aim of reaching the border between the Shabwah Governorate and SAR-occupied Yemen. With better equipment, years of experience, and superior firepower, the push is expected to not take too long - especially considering the benefits of surrendering to the Republic of Yemen.
The Blue region will consist of 15,000 men, split into a northern contingent of 8,000 and a southern contingent of 7,000. The northern contingent will do a similar job as to the Green region, pushing broadly eastward, clearing out the area and aiming for the coastline instead of the SAR-occupied Yemen border. The southern contingent of 7,000 will be accompanied initially by the KAR armored brigade, and will dash South along the Wadi Bana with the aim of reaching the coastline near Zinjibar. This will isolate the Aden pocket and allow for the elimination of STC forces in the city. After ensuring a nice, secure corridor along the Wadi Bana, R6214, and using Zanjibar as a forward operating base, the southern contingent will clear out the surrounding region, going as far west as the outskirts of Aden and as far east as needed.
The Purple region will consist of 10,000 men. These 10,000 men will be accompanied permanently by a mechanized brigade from the KAR. They will be asked with pushing into the city of Aden at the same time that the southern contingent of the Blue region pushes south to isolate. Both a large amount of surrenders and fierce fighting are anticipated. Any former STC fighters that willingly surrender themselves will be disarmed and transported into Republic of Yemen-held territory for processing. The primary goal of the Purple region will be ceasing Aden and the surrounding regions.
All in all, the Southern Offensive is led by the well-armed, well-trained, and experienced Republican Guard of Yemen, with the Khaleeji Arab Republic providing significant air support and significant ground support. Any artillery barrages and air support operations (led by any remaining MiG-21s and F-5 fighters) will be done with the explicit intent of not harming civilians.
AiNavy
Equipment Number Notes
F-5 11 Air Support
MiG-21 19 9 for air superiority/enforcing NFZ, 10 for air support
MiG-29 24 Air Superiority/Enforcing NFZ
Su-22 20 Air Support
An-26 8 Air dropping humanitarian supplies
Mi-17 34 Quick transport/movement of Republican Guard personnel
Mi-24 14 Air support
TOR M1 5 Air Defense/Enforcing NFZ
Tarantul-class corvette 1
Osa II-class missile boat 8
Fast Attack Speedboats 5
Sana'a-class patrol vessel 1
Natya-class minesweeper 1
Yevgenya-class minesweeper 2
Republican Guard of Yemen
Note: all equipment is spread out equally among the regions/contingents
Equipment Total # Notes
M60A3 Patton 420
T-72 60
T-80 30
T-54/55 100 Reserve
Panhard AML-245 80
M113 250
BTR-40 150
BTR-60 300
BMP-2 100
HMMWV 75
M109 200
BM-21 100
BM-27 40
D-20 70
S-23 20
Trucks/Technicals A LOT
[M] ~3:20 PM EST, 2/22, edited the second map of my evidence. Pretty much claiming that ceasefire violations were done by the STC and attempting to use their gains in various governorates as evidence.
~6:20 PM EST, 2/22, took off mentions of the maps following mod decision
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2020.02.18 21:04 Covert_Popsicle [Procurement] Egyptian 2029 State Rearmament Plan

Recent Developments across the Arab world and the Indian subcontinent necessitate the modernization of the Egyptian armed forces, with formerly childish states such as Kenya procuring advanced weapons the Egyptian armed forces must leap forward in quality and quantity to deal with these developments. As such President Sisi has authorized the largest expansion of our glorious armed forces within peacetime, the Egyptian armed forces budget will be increased relative to 2% of the national expenditures.[/s] with our NATO friends so generously funding the reactor program we have achieved a surplus in that program and as such funds will be redirected to the modernization program, along with massive oil reserves being discovered.[/s]

Egyptian Ground Forces

The Egyptian ground forces currently suffer from extremely outdated equipment foisted upon them by prior governments, this will be tolerated no longer the Egyptian armed forces must reclaim their ancient and storied legacy.
The first priority of this modernization effort is the replacement of the outdated Patton and T-55, T-62 with more modern replacements, this must be done due to emerging threats throughout the region. To address this issue Sisi had authorized a 3.5 billion dollar upgrade to the Egyptian armed forces tank capabilities, with the comparatively newer T-80 MBT replacing our stockpiles of outdated tanks, these T-80 tanks represent a massive increase in capability compared to what they are replacing, furthermore, the T-80s gas turbines allow some commonality with the gas turbines of the M1 series MBT reducing logistics strain. Regarding the M1A1 Series MBTs, these will be directly upgraded into the M1A3 standard, this upgrade will allow our M1 tanks to remain competitive aginst future and evolving threats. Finally, T-90 Production domestically will be resumed with 716 being produced in total. T-14 Armata tanks will be procured to arm the republican guard divisions.
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T-80U .5mil 2000 900 Million+ 200 million cash reserve for any necessary repairs or other such work, totalling 1 billion for T-80 Surplus, plus upgrade and production licence domestically
M1A3 Upgrade 2 Mil 1,360 2720 Million Total
T-90 2.7 Mil 716 1933.2 Million ( Domestic Repair)
T-14 3.7 640 6,400 Million (domestic repair)
While our APC and IFV forces are more up to date compared to the tank corp, they are still based on outdated platforms that need to be replaced for modern warfare in the 21st century. The IFV and APC core will receive new systems to ensure their effectiveness for the times to come.
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BTR-90 .4mil 3,776 1,510.4‬ Million( Domestic Production)
T-15 2 Mil 255 586.5‬ Million Total( Domestic Repair)
BMP-3 1.3 Mil 1200 1560 Million Total( Domestic Repair)
SIFV(upgrade)(note this is a pretty cheap upgrade with some extra metal being attached) .1 Mil 2,320 232 Million Total
The artillery corp is in need of some minor modernization to replace outdated M110 SPGs with newer models.
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K9A2 3.1mil 144 446.4 Million

Egyptian Air Force

The Egyptian Air force remains the strongest in the region, however, new threats may change this, as such the airforce will be receiving an upgrade to allow it to effectively project Egyptian power across the region.
Fighter Aircraft
While the current Egyptian airforce is more than capable of dealing with most regional threats, it still has room to expand and as a key player in modern warfare, it must be modernized. Fighter Aircraft provide the air superiority our tanks need to advance and that our support planes need to assist the ground troops and the escort to Egyptian Long Ranged Aviation.
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M-346FT 20 mil 27 540 Million
M-346FA 25 Mil 45 1,125 Million Total
Su-30SM1 40 Mil 60 2,400 Million( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
MiG-29M 25 Mil 45 1,125 Million( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
F-16V(upgrade) 35 Mil 109 3,815‬ Million
F-35A 70 Mil 48 3,360‬ Million
F-35B 89 Mil 12 1,068‬ Million
Su-25 20 Mil 60 1,200‬ Million(surplus)( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
Su-34 36 Mil 45 1,620 Million( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
MiG-31 50 Mil 45 2,700 Million(Surplus+ Modernization to MiG-31BSM)( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
Other Aircraft Types:
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E-2D 150 mil 4 600 Million
C-27J 32 Mil 15 480 Million Total
Il-76MD-90A 60 Mil 10 600 Million( Domestic Repair)
KC-46 160 Mil 8 3,200‬ Million
AN-124 100 Mil 8 800 Million( Domestic Repair)
Tu-22M3M 70 Mil 30 2,100‬ Million( Domestic Maintenance along with Kh-32 and Kh-15S missiles produced in Egypt)
4,980‬ million order
Helicopters:
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Ka-50 18 mil 20 360 Million( Domestic Repair)
Mi-28 15 Mil 54 900‬ Million Total( Further 100 Million for future domestic production at our MI-24 plants)
UH-1Y 26 Mil 30 750 Million
CH-53K 80 Mil 28 2,240 Million
AH-1Z 31 Mil 38 1,178 Million
6,418 million order

Navy

Naval power has and will continue to be one of the cornerstones of a nation's power and as such our navy must be capable of defending our shores and to project Egyptian power across the region
Egyptian Carrier Program
The Egyptian government would like to open Negotiations with France regarding the purchase of a singular PA-2 Carrier, this vessel would be modified from the french version and we would be willing to pay 5 billion dollars for the vessel.
Surface Combatants:
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Type 26 350 mil 6 2,100 Million( Egypt Variant to be made with additional VLS cells(24 Strike cells) and 4 8 cell LMM missile launchers to address swarm attacks, the vessels must also be capable of networking with the Egyptian fleet)
Type 31 250 Mil 12 3,000‬ Million Total( Egypt Variant will full vls load(32 cells total) and 4 8 cell LMM missile launchers)
FREMM multipurpose frigate 500 Mil 5 2,500 Million Total
Yoon Youngha-class 35 Mil 12 420 Million( Egypt Variant with the replacement of rear gun with RAM CIWS, and replacement of the missile launchers with generic equivalents capable of handing all missiles)
Tarawa-Class 500 Mil 2 1,000 Million Total
Spearhead-class 184 Mil 4 736 Million Total
Offshore Patrol Vessel 1400 40Mil 14 560 Million Total
Mistral-class 600 Mil 2 1,200 Million Total
LX(R)-class 1,400 Mil 2 2,800 Million Total
Ivan Gren class 360 Mil 3 1,080 Million Total
USS Rainier 100 Mil 1 100 Million Total
Surface Combatants:
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Type 216 submarines 450 mil 4 1,800 Million
Type 212 -class 303.6 Mil 8 2,428.8 Million Total

Air Defence Forces

Systems:
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Tor-2E 25 mil 60 1,500 Million( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
Buk-M3 Batteries 200 Mil 23 4,600 Million Total( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
S-350E 160 Mil 15 2,400‬ Million( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
S-300V4 160 Mil 12 Batteries 1,920‬ Million Total( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
S-300VM 120 Mil 4 Batteries 720‬ Million Total( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
S-400 400 Mil 4 Batteries 1,600‬ Million Total( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
IRIS-T SL 80 Mil 10 Batteries 800 Million Total( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)
Panstir-SM 14 Mil 305 4,270‬ Million Total( Domestic Repair and Missile manufacturing)

Moderator Notes

This procurement is designed as the Egyptian procurement plan for the next 5 years, and procurement will drop rapidly afterwards, this is due to two factors the recent bombing in Cairo shaking up the Egyptian defence establishment and providing the political will to create a competent well-equipped force along with the rapid armament conducted by nations such as Kenya and Ethiopia requiring a buildup in Egyptian forces. Furthermore the rapid esclation in tensions in Yemen suggests that Egypt may now need to seroiusly conteplate its forces effectivness.
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